First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

fessferenc

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This might be slightly unrelated, but one time when i woke from one of my adesonian crises (when i was much younger) the first thing i said was something like "grandma, could you make me some french fries?"
 

Ldude893

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-My god, I had such a strange dream! It was a place...and you were there...and you...and you...and you were there!
-Damn, how long did it take me to respawn?
-I LIVE! MUHAHAHAHA
-Oh god, I missed so much Zero Punctuation.
 

duchaked

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Ham_authority95 said:
"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.
lol I thought that sounded familiar...that line from Predators really made me glare at the guy haha
 

Betancore

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I'd probably say something really mundane and boring like, "Water," or "Where am I?" or "What the fuck happened there?"
 

minus_273c

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My sister : Hello Richard, do you know where you are?
Me : Yeh, I'm in hospital.
My sister : That's right. Do you know why you're here?
Me : I assume I had some horendous accident on the bike.
My sister : That's right.
Me : How long have I been in?
My sister : Eight days.
Me : Fuck! Has anyone told work?

Ok, so it's only eight days, but it's an actual occurence rather than me imaging anything...