First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Bluedemon322]

Holy shit, what is this?
Forged in God's very flames.

Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new Elder Scrolls Game?

Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.

Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Girlfriend's breasts.

I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule.
I'll be gone Albion, I'm no longer your fool.

Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...

The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!

 

[SnowCold]

Fucking respawn time!

 

[anthony87]

"IF ANY OF YOU TOUCHED MY HAIR OR BEARD WHILE I WAS OUT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

 

[aenimau5]

Have they legalized weed yet? Why the fuck not?

 

[Vykrel]

id probably just ask what happened and then how long i was out

depending on how long, i would immediately go and get every game that i wanted to get during the time i was in a coma

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"I didn't mind the rest, but the orderly raping me was a bit uncalled for."

or..

"...bollocks! I forgot to put the bins out!"

 

[culade]

back in high school it would've been

"why do my eye's hurt?"

now it'd be:

"they let me live.. i will make them pay for that!"

 

[Mr Shrike]

"...of course I'll attempt to go into space using only a trampoline and a giant elastic band! What could possibly go wro- Wait, where am I?"

Or something like that...

 

[gunheads]

I would roll over and sleep for 5 more minutes, while mumbling "I cant be arsed"

 

[DevilSShadoW]

surrounded by loved ones, friends:
"GOD DAMN IT! No aliens?"

 

[Stasisesque]

"I really need to brush my teeth."

 

[LinkSwitch]

wouldnt say much, just look for an alarm so i can slam the snooze button and head back to sleep for another 10 minutes.

then maybe "why dont i smell bacon and eggs?"

 

[Akatosh3]

Damn, does this mean I have to go back to school?

 

[Wondermint13]

How many Pokemon are there now?

Love this one!

 

[rutger5000]

"This is going to sound a little odd, but what is/are your name(s) again?" You see I when I woke up I assume that I'm in my room, and it's common for me to have strangers in my room, usually I know their names. But sometimes they are a bit too hard to remember and I forget.
After that. "Shit I need to study for my test."

 

[Johnny Reb]

why does my ass hurt?

 

[geldonyetich]

"Well, that figures..."

 

[Jonluw]

"Are the forum games gone from the off-topic section yet?"
"No..."
"Then put me back to sleep."

 

[crudus]

"wtf just happened?" Because after awakening from a coma, there is no way I know what is goign on.

yeah I am thinking 99% of people will actually say this or "where am I". Logical questions since one you blacked-out for x amount of days/weeks/years and you are in a different place than you remember.