First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[LinkSwitch]

wouldnt say much, just look for an alarm so i can slam the snooze button and head back to sleep for another 10 minutes.

then maybe "why dont i smell bacon and eggs?"

 

[Akatosh3]

Damn, does this mean I have to go back to school?

 

[Wondermint13]

How many Pokemon are there now?

Love this one!

 

[rutger5000]

"This is going to sound a little odd, but what is/are your name(s) again?" You see I when I woke up I assume that I'm in my room, and it's common for me to have strangers in my room, usually I know their names. But sometimes they are a bit too hard to remember and I forget.
After that. "Shit I need to study for my test."

 

[Johnny Reb]

why does my ass hurt?

 

[geldonyetich]

"Well, that figures..."

 

[Jonluw]

"Are the forum games gone from the off-topic section yet?"
"No..."
"Then put me back to sleep."

 

[crudus]

"wtf just happened?" Because after awakening from a coma, there is no way I know what is goign on.

yeah I am thinking 99% of people will actually say this or "where am I". Logical questions since one you blacked-out for x amount of days/weeks/years and you are in a different place than you remember.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

What's going on?

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

Mom, Minecraft is lagging worse than Stalker again!

 

[Shade184]

"Hey, where did all my virgins go?"

 

[fates_puppet13]

summin along the lines of "AH! FUCK! my eyes! turn the light out!"

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Is episode 3 out yet?.. It's not?! Wake me up again after 10 years.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Haha, oh man! I had a dream I was in a coma for 10 years. I-- Oh...

 

[thedeathscythe]

I want to secretly learn Chinese and when I wake up I would want to only speak it for the first few months.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

 

[Bogdan Carmaciu]

42. But I forgot the question.

 

[Jenkins]

wait.... so pokemon ARENT real?

FFFFFUUUUUUU

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Tea, NATO standard.

 

[shroomie]

'Where are the white women at?'