Fortune cookie time!

[Splyth]

One I actually got: "You'd make a great lawyer"

Fun Ones:
"WAKA WAKA WAKA"
"Stay away from Chinese Restaurants"
"VIVA REVELOUTION!"

 

[samsprinkle]

1)Ah! It's Chuck Norris behind you!
2)Look! A talking cookie!
3)Paste this cookie note to 4 people and you will get sex.(lol)

 

[101194]

"Don't eat the Eggroll!...Nevermind"

"Why the fuck are you reading me when you could be saving 15% or more on Geico?"

"The cookie is the Truth."

"Your Girfriends hot."

"Don't cross the streams!"

"Yo Moma!"

"All your cookie are belong to us,Someone set us up the Rice!"

"Do a Cookie roll!(Press Z or R Twice)"


Do stupid shit like this lol

 

[Donbett1974]

You will beat a boss in the near future. Lucky No# 7,12,19,31,50

 

[InvisibleMilk]

RED WARRIOR NEEDS A FORTUNE!

 

[sheic99]

Islam is the light

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

 

[gremily]

"Scientology is the correct path"-that would be funny

Never gonna happen.

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

...*takes a bite of the cookie*

..*pony tramples and breaks your spine*

Don't forget about the pony, they can pull a ninja anytime, anywhere.

Including the ability to turn themselves into fortune cookies.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

"Death to the infidels!"

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

...*takes a bite of the cookie*

..*pony tramples and breaks your spine*

Don't forget about the pony, they can pull a ninja anytime, anywhere.

Including the ability to turn themselves into fortune cookies.

Oh god the agony why.

The cookie warned you.

You have brought unfortunate sin upon thyself!!!

 

[scoHish]

"That wasn't beef"

 

[TMAN10112]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

 

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

...*takes a bite of the cookie*

..*pony tramples and breaks your spine*

Don't forget about the pony, they can pull a ninja anytime, anywhere.

Including the ability to turn themselves into fortune cookies.

Oh god the agony why.

The cookie warned you.

You have brought unfortunate sin upon thyself!!!

blah blah blah blah
...blah blah

What's that, I can't hear you over your spine being trampled >.<

 

[gigastrike]

Error: 442Error: 442Error: 442

I actually got "Do or do not. There is no try."

 

[Lord_Of_Plum]

You will be made into a king in your next life.

Are you actually reading this?

Don't sit at table 15.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

"The sandcastle and the parsnip are dangerously close to your submarine..."

also, simpson's reference above

 

[HornedMuffin]

So this is a test, right? I guess I can put whatever I want on this "Fortune cookie".

Check for counterfieght bills.

Your son is looking at porn while you are out.

I don't know for sure, but maybe you should get tested...

Duck.

Be careful around aligators.

Beware identity theft.

 

[ender214]

This fortune cookie could have fed starving children in Africa.

 

[LilGherkin]

There's a person in this restaurant with the exact same fortune. (Make that the fortune cookie for the entire day in the restaurant)

P.S. Shouldn't this be in the Forum Games/RP category?