Fortune cookie time!

[Bofus Teefus]

P.S. Shouldn't this be in the Forum Games/RP category?

I don't really think of it as a game. More like a way to replenish my dwindling bank of random one-liners with the creative help of site-goers.

"This cookie may contain chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer."
"That nose-like growth that you've been picking at all week is actually just your nose."

 

[Shadowtek]

(after eating the cookie you read the fortune) "You didnt eat that cookie, did you?"

 

[humpees]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

 

[I Am Pigeon]

"You suck."

 

[TMAN10112]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

 

[humpees]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

 

[TMAN10112]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

It was a quote from an episode of the simpsons where homer gets a job at a chinese resturannt making fortunes for their fortune cookies.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Kill them. Kill them all

 

[LilGherkin]

"You are going to be the victim of a Chinese restaurant robbery"

 

[Seydaman]

the familys treasure if yours and yours and yours, har har har

 

[Seydaman]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

It was a quote from an episode of the simpsons where homer gets a job at a chinese resturannt making fortunes for their fortune cookies.

episode name>

 

[Maj.JakeVitaminwater]

"Thanks for getting me out of there"

 

[lornb]

Islam is the light

Win.

 

[Sporky111]

You Are Sofa King We Todd Did.

Wipe your nose.

EDITED: I would like to play a game.

FAIL.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Help! I'm trapped in a Fortune Cookie Factory!

Why did you break my house in half?

Don't ever push the big red button.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Huh? mine's blank...what's that meant to mean?!?

 

[sheic99]

Would you like to play a game.

How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

"Go outside through the North exit. There will be a red sedan with the back driver-side door slightly ajar. Enter the car three spaces West. There will be a cell phone and a note on the dashboard. Dial the number on the note, then destroy the note. DIAL ONLY ON THE PROVIDED PHONE! KEEP YOURS OFF! Make the call and await further instructions."

could you really fit that on a fortune cookie fortune?
My friends and I have this thing were we all add "in bed" to the end of our fortunes. Makes things very interesting sometimes.
Something strange will happen to you next time you use the bathroom.

 

[JRCB]

You are about to suffer from a paper cut and food poisoning.

 

[Sporky111]

Would you like to play a game.

How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?

I thought a Saw reference would be pretty easily caught...but you were probably using that sarcasm I've heard so much about.