Fortune cookie time!
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dont forget to reload when you go to work next week.
bring an extra screw driver... youll see.
that will be an extra 1.50
ouch
buy more food.
seven days
you have 5 minouts left, enjoy them.
you should have payed more.
run
dont forget to reload when you go to work next week.
bring an extra screw driver... youll see.
that will be an extra 1.50
ouch
buy more food.
seven days
you have 5 minouts left, enjoy them.
you should have payed more.
You have gone as far as you could in life.
I actually got this in a cookie before. That was a depressing day.
I actually got this in a cookie before. That was a depressing day.
"Now you know what cat tastes like"
"The person sitting to your right is planning your death. Beat them to the punch and kill them first."
"If you notice this notice you'll notice it's not worth noticing."
"Don't watch The Wall under the influence of anything. Seriously man, people have changed after doing that. It's some crazy shit."
"Long you live and high you fly, but only if you ride the tide. For balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave"
"Yes, we fortune cookies like Pink Floyd. Now put on Shine on you crazy diamond and maybe I'll grant you three wishes. Do it!"
"Don't buy Eternal Sonata. It's bad. Really really bad."
"Oh sure, just discard the broken cookie onto the table why don't you? It is edible you know. There are starving kids in Africa you jerk."
Uh... Yeah these are all totally real. I didn't make them up at all.
"The person sitting to your right is planning your death. Beat them to the punch and kill them first."
"If you notice this notice you'll notice it's not worth noticing."
"Don't watch The Wall under the influence of anything. Seriously man, people have changed after doing that. It's some crazy shit."
"Long you live and high you fly, but only if you ride the tide. For balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave"
"Yes, we fortune cookies like Pink Floyd. Now put on Shine on you crazy diamond and maybe I'll grant you three wishes. Do it!"
"Don't buy Eternal Sonata. It's bad. Really really bad."
"Oh sure, just discard the broken cookie onto the table why don't you? It is edible you know. There are starving kids in Africa you jerk."
Uh... Yeah these are all totally real. I didn't make them up at all.
"I'm part of the mafia you know,In ten minutes you'll regret eating me"
"I was once a person.."
"Now with 20% more testicle!"
"I was once a person.."
"Now with 20% more testicle!"
"stop reading cookies and go live your life"
"Something may happen to you in someway at sometime in someplace eventually... maybe"
"help, I'm trapped in a small, dark room. They're forcing me to write fortune cookie notes. Please, if you're reading this, send help, Please!"
"..."
"Confucius say: wise man makes own path in life and does not look to cookie for his future"
"This cookie will self-destruct in 30 seconds"
"I'm watching you read this right now"
"Don't be a fanboy, keep an open mind"
"Something may happen to you in someway at sometime in someplace eventually... maybe"
"help, I'm trapped in a small, dark room. They're forcing me to write fortune cookie notes. Please, if you're reading this, send help, Please!"
"..."
"Confucius say: wise man makes own path in life and does not look to cookie for his future"
"This cookie will self-destruct in 30 seconds"
"I'm watching you read this right now"
"Don't be a fanboy, keep an open mind"
Little boy, I'm just a man, a mere civil servant
against this tyrant God
I've allied with our King, salvation he brings
protecting the city against all the troops Heaven sent
but the dead walk again, this is the end.
Oh I'm just a man, my time has come
Long live King Simius! May he deliver us from this nightmare!
And with a blast like the sun
his lips are unwrapped from the barrel of his gun
Obey this advice, and you can never go wrong.
against this tyrant God
I've allied with our King, salvation he brings
protecting the city against all the troops Heaven sent
but the dead walk again, this is the end.
Oh I'm just a man, my time has come
Long live King Simius! May he deliver us from this nightmare!
And with a blast like the sun
his lips are unwrapped from the barrel of his gun
Obey this advice, and you can never go wrong.
Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
"Why so serious, son?!?"
"When reality becomes ugly, people turn from reality"
"Why so serious, son?!?"
"When reality becomes ugly, people turn from reality"
"That'll be $7.50"
"!trams uoy t'nera lleW"
"All you need is cheese"
"You cannot change your fate"
"You've got mail"
"Luck +1"
"!trams uoy t'nera lleW"
"All you need is cheese"
"You cannot change your fate"
"You've got mail"
"Luck +1"