Four Modern Warfare 3 Teasers Invade the World

[TheIronRuler]

Ok, on another thread about this, I translated the Russian at the end of each video.

The America trailer says:
"Destroy enemy hope of winning."


The British trailer says:
"Two, use everything to your advantage."

The France one says:
"Three, use the weakness of your enemy."

The Germany trailer says:
"Four, attack from an unexpected direction."

So, a list of how to fight a war effectively? Maybe a Russian campaign?

I know russian so when I heared the last line on each teaser I KNEW that there would be a WW3 with Russia in the conflict against France, Britain and USA.
What do they want from Russia?

Well, since the cold war, America has seen Russia as evil. This is the first thing America does in a war, demonize the enemy. They did this with everyone from World War II onwards.

But the russians are awesome!
I have an uncle that drinks vodka like water, he plays chess like a master and is a champ with poker. He tells me stories about the time he had in the red army, shit, I think I'm having a man-crush on my uncle.
The fact that they take on Germany, France, Britain and the USA PROVES THAT RUSSIA IS AWESOME.

I didn't say Russians aren't awesome. I am Russian. Kinda. Ukrainian. So, pretty much Soviet.

You can't claim russian if you're ukranian!
The soviet block is no more, so you can't claim that awesomeness to be yours!

Well, I was born in Israel, but half my family is from Ukraine, and the other half from Russia.

Are you sure you're not me?
We're exactly the same.
Sorry mate, I didn't mean to be too harsh on you.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Como se dice, "This is going to be interesting..."

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

S3rbia is the place to be if you want to start another world war....

Okay i won't lie im getting pumped, will I pop? only time will tell...

At the end of each trailer we hear macarov
1:"One. Destroy the enemy's hope for victory."
2:"Two. Use everything to your advantage."
3:"Three. Use your enemy's weakness" (That was covered under "two",Vlad)
4:"Four. Attack from an unsuspected direction"

Also, I think they should have hired Russians to voice the Russkies ;/

1: Possible attack on the statue of Liberty?
2: Destroying the UK parliament?
3: France always surrendering
4: I got nothing.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Wow replacing all the e's with threes. Whats next are they going to replace all text with leet speak?

That would be quite hilarious if the subtitles were like that.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Not going to touch it. After MW2 and Black Ops it really just isn't worth it in my opinion.

 

[soapyshooter]

All CoDs after the 1st MW have gotten progressively worse. Really hoping this one breaks the trend

 

[MadMechanic]

S3rbia is the place to be if you want to start another world war....

At the end of each trailer we hear macarov
2:"Two. Use everything to your advantage."

2: Destroying the UK parliament

Ahh, so the Russian plan for Britain is that by killing all the politicians, they will be welcomed as heroes and Britain sides with the Russians?
Brilliant!
(meant as a joke...)

 

[Darkgoosey666]

how the hell does russia have the resources and manpower to invade what seems like half the world? by the end of mw2 their troops were running low on supplies, so a sustained war effort in multiple countries seems a bit.....unlikely. and unnecessary, i thought they only had a grudge against america for the airport attack?

 

[Blind Sight]

Ok, on another thread about this, I translated the Russian at the end of each video.

The America trailer says:
"Destroy enemy hope of winning."


The British trailer says:
"Two, use everything to your advantage."

The France one says:
"Three, use the weakness of your enemy."

The Germany trailer says:
"Four, attack from an unexpected direction."

So, a list of how to fight a war effectively? Maybe a Russian campaign?

I know russian so when I heared the last line on each teaser I KNEW that there would be a WW3 with Russia in the conflict against France, Britain and USA.
What do they want from Russia?

Well, since the cold war, America has seen Russia as evil. This is the first thing America does in a war, demonize the enemy. They did this with everyone from World War II onwards.

But the russians are awesome!
I have an uncle that drinks vodka like water, he plays chess like a master and is a champ with poker. He tells me stories about the time he had in the red army, shit, I think I'm having a man-crush on my uncle.
The fact that they take on Germany, France, Britain and the USA PROVES THAT RUSSIA IS AWESOME.

I didn't say Russians aren't awesome. I am Russian. Kinda. Ukrainian. So, pretty much Soviet.

You can't claim russian if you're ukranian!
The soviet block is no more, so you can't claim that awesomeness to be yours!

Technically wasn't the original Slavic kingdom Kiev Rus based in the Ukraine? And after that the kingdom of Muscovy which would later become the Russian Empire gained all its legitimacy by playing off the image of Kiev Rus and claiming that the Rurikid tsar dynasty was descended from Vladimir I. So really the Ukraine is the birthplace of modern Russia haha.

 

[Mantonio]

So what are the French people saying the French trailer? And the Germans in the German trailer?

Also, Britain, America, Germany an France teaming up against Russia? Is this Red Alert or Modern Warfare? (Though I admit, a FPS set in RA3 would be awesome)

 

[teebeeohh]

why would russia attacking the US lead to war in europe?
wouldn't therussinas have their hands full with the US alone?
i know you are supposed to turn your brain off to enjoy COD but still

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

I will do the same thing with this game that I plan to do for GoW3... Borrow it before I even consider spending money on it.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

YES its in England but knowing americans itll probably have some sort of tea/teeth/mary poppins stereotypes

 

[teebeeohh]

I hope in the game the french voice acting will be done by, you know, French people and not Americans who speak (granted, a fairly acceptable) French.

Can anybody from Germany indicate if you can tell in the German trailer that the voice actors are not native speakers?

it's pretty garbled with static and only two short sentences but it could be natives. Still americans who speak good German is more likely, especially if they didn't put in the effort for french, and an american accent is pretty easy to mask in German if only speak a few sentences. Way better than making all the germans speak english in a ridiculous Schwarzenegger accent.

and while we are at it: seriously IW, you could think of absolutely NO famous German landmark to blow stuff up next to?

 

[ImprovizoR]

I guess 3 instead of E in the titles is something 12 year old boys jerk off to these days.

 

[Radeonx]

Okay guys, one more chance. MW1 was stellar and MW2 was shit. I'll give you one more chance, just please don't break my heart again...

I dunno, the MW2 campaign wasn't that bad, just short.
The multiplayer...well, let's not speak of that.

 

[ionveau]

WoW the guy speaking at the end sounds like they translated from English to Russian using Google translator and made him say it.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

YES its in England but knowing americans itll probably have some sort of tea/teeth/mary poppins stereotypes

I actually thought the British characters were very faithfull. I love how Soap's last name is Scottish so they gave him a scottish voice, brilliant

 

[ionveau]

YES its in England but knowing americans itll probably have some sort of tea/teeth/mary poppins stereotypes

I actually thought the British characters were very faithfull. I love how Soap's last name is Scottish so they gave him a scottish voice, brilliant

The only character i remember is captain price, And i played all the games.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

S3rbia is the place to be if you want to start another world war....

At the end of each trailer we hear macarov
2:"Two. Use everything to your advantage."

2: Destroying the UK parliament

Ahh, so the Russian plan for Britain is that by killing all the politicians, they will be welcomed as heroes and Britain sides with the Russians?
Brilliant!
(meant as a joke...)

I would considor it to be the best option,

Expense spending arseholes...