When we all have to pile into generation ships because the earth is an alkaline sinkhole, I'm going to track down Rupert Murdoch's head and throw it out an airlock. Fucker would probably chew his way back in anyway, so I'll aim for the sun.
Do conservatives really think the environment is a bottomless well you can keep pissing in without your water tasting a little funny? I could forgive the attitude a few decades ago, but there are too many legitimate scientific studies for it to all be part of a massive liberal agenda. Unless they want to say that science has a liberal bias, like creationists do, because that pretty much sinks your argument right there.
Running With Scissors should make a game called the Abortionator just so FAUX pays attention to that instead.
Funny thing is, my landlord has FAUX news on all the time, and it doesn't bother me. I just tune it out completely. My brain treats it the same way it would advertising.