From pure curiosity...

[lenneth]

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Is it me or doesn't boning more or less imply the 'male' part?

Technically yes, though in slang generally I use it as a term for bumping uglies.

There are othre words to call it but boning usually only works from a male perspective otherwise it leads to people thinking the wrong thing...like just now.(me included)

 

[Novajam]

On good days, my sheets rustling. On school days, Triple J. On bad days, the cat, mewing and clawing at the window to come in.

 

[AuntyEthel]

Recently its been the rain and wind. Bloody winter.

 

[RhinoTuna]

Usually my dogs barking at a tree.

 

[Riicek]

Varies, sometimes it's a dog barking outside, or my dog barking at someone who isn't there inside, since he's friggin' senile, but more often than not the first sound I hear is the one I make, whether it's rustling the sheets or whatever. I work nights and as such have accustomed myself to be a very heavy sleeper. Don't even block out the light in my bedroom anymore, I could probably sleep through a tornado (I've actually slept through a mild earthquake.) I don't use an alarm clock since they don't work, although usually if I'm about to oversleep my mind wakes me up. And I mean that. I'll actually have a dream of myself telling me to wake up, and I will.

 

[Manbro]

My dog sniffing at my door, wanting to get in. I love my dog, but at that time in the morning, my feelings toward him are less than friendly.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I mean the wording...

SHE was boning her BF

What would you use? Couldn't use the obvious word. Screwing implies the same act as boning. Getting laid doesn't work because from what I heard she was doing most of the work. Yeah I'm going to stick with boning.

Is it me or doesn't boning more or less imply the 'male' part?

Technically yes, though in slang generally I use it as a term for bumping uglies.

There are othre words to call it but boning usually only works from a male perspective otherwise it leads to people thinking the wrong thing...like just now.(me included)

Well, I think if she was doing most of the work, it's called riding.

Voice of experience here.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Beepety-beep beepety-beep beepety-beep...

Then the voice in my head crying and whining because I'm still 3 quarters asleep.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

I hear alarm clock, followed by girlfriend getting into out of bed and into shower, followed by dog charging into my room to attack me.

 

[Fightbulb]

Alarm clock. Then I turn it off, turn on my laptop, and put on Life of Illusion by Joe Walsh. Because I'm a tool.

 

[tomdavi]

To be honest, I don't really hear anything, I tend to wake up far too early like fourish then just try to get back to sleep.

 

[ElephantGuts]

That goddamn static-y click of my alarm clock waking me up (it's set to turn on the radio). After 4 years of that sound waking me up at 6 in the morning to another shitty day at school, it has trained me like one of Pavlov's dogs. Every time I hear that noise or something like it I jump and feel depressed. Really, even if it's not my alarm clock or even in the morning.

 

[TMAN10112]

I recently replaced my old alarm clock which I used to hear every morning with a clock radio, it is way better to wake up to.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

My alarm clock, which I set between radio stations to produce that annoying static noise, wakes me up every time.

 

[Erana]

Just lately? Construction work on my house, beginning at 6:30am.

*Twitch* Urge to go postal.. rising..

They must be targeting girl gamers...

I do miss the, "click, click, click," of my dog's feet on the hardwood floor...
Or, if she's hungry, her gentile bark, or, if she's grouchy, her literally pushing the side of my bed. She's kinda a small dog, but her bouncing against my mattress like some sort of awkward pushup is very alarming.

 

[Hookman]

Ussualy its the loud alarm on my mobile phone("voices" by Disturbed). Either that or the radio alarm clock my mum uses. Nothing to wake you up in the morning than Chris Moyles!

 

[Corven]

my alarm clock, it gets louder if you don't turn it off quickly and sometimes it will wake others up before it wakes me.

 

[I III II X4]

Country music if I'm on the same schedule as my dad, though usually I wake up to total silence. On a number of occasions however, I've been awoken by the smoke dectors going off.

I currently hold the household record of reaching the first floor, three seconds.

 

[JFKdidntLoS]

Until the recent freezing temps: The Somewhere-Outside-My-Window Cricket Orchestra. Starting performance at 1am, with the concert lasting 4 hours, and the chance of an immediate encore lasting until 8am.

I once lived in a house under the take-off path of SFO. That was easily more bearable than the crickets, who sound just like alarm clocks.

 

[wewontdie11]

Usually the sound of my dog jumping onto my face. I could sleep through the noise of next door being demolished if nothing moved me.