Fun with Omegle

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: hello would you like to purchase some hungarian pornography today?
[very, very, long pause]
You: it's even better then american pornography.
[another, even longer pause]
You: geez, tough crowd
[connection eradicated]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the least mature person on the face of the Earth.

 

[Jake the Snake]

I've used it. It's basically the text equivalent of chat roulette, but sometimes, people will stick with you and you can make up funny stories to mess with them.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/Alabama,f
You: u?
Stranger: 27 m ontario
You: ooo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I like.
Stranger: Makes me feel special.
You: Are you excited?
Stranger: A little
You: ^.^
Stranger: Women tend to excite me.
Stranger: You know... being a guy and all.
You: Understandable.
Stranger: I would hope so.
Stranger: So what's on your mind tonight?
You: Right now, you.
Stranger: Nice to know.
Stranger: Same here.
Stranger: In reverse...
Stranger: In case that sounded egotiscal.
You: It didn't.
Stranger: So who are you? And what in the world are you looking for here?
You: People to troll.

Please don't judge me too harshly. I just get tired of these type of people sometimes.

 

[Thaius]

A. Yes.

B. Personally, I do it to talk to random people. About normal stuff. Kind of like when you meet someone waiting in line for something, have a good chat, and never see them again. It can be pretty cool.

C. Nope.

D. Sorry, don't feel like it. But there have been some great ones, when I manage not to get some idiot who immediately posts, "asl, boobs pls." Seriously, those morons piss me off.

 

[superbatranger]

Spoiler: Omegle at 3 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: GOOD JOB, RAMIREZ.
Stranger: LET'S SHOW THESE ROOKIES HOW TO FIRE.
You: i think i talked to you like 30 minutes ago
Stranger: NO TIME TO TALK, RAMIREZ! USE YOUR SHOTGUN TO SNIPE THE ENEMY
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: GOOD MAN!
Stranger: LOOK OUT, RAMIREZ! IT'S RAINING CHOPPERS!
You: OH FUCK
You: PASS ME A GREEN ONE!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, WATCH YOUR FIRE! WE GOT FRIENDLIES IN RUSSIA!
You: I KNOW, SIR! I WAS GONNA THROW IT AT THAT MACHINE GUN NEST!
Stranger: GODDAMN RUSKIES! RAMIREZ, THROW YOUR SHOTGUN AT THAT ENEMY APC!
You: THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO SHOOT THEM WITH?!
You: MY DICK?!
Stranger: USE YOUR BODY TO ATTACK THE ENEMY'S FLANK!
Stranger: BLOCK THEIR BULLETS WITH YOUR TEAMMATES!
You: THAT MEANS THEY DIE, SIR!
You: WE'D BE LOSING MEN!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, GET BEHIND FRIENDLY COVER! SHIELD YOURSELF WITH THEIR PRIVATES!
You: WITH THEIR WHAT?
Stranger: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, PRIVATE! USE YOUR BICEPS TO INTERCEPT THEIR TRANSMISSIONS!
You: SIR! THEIR TRANSMISSIONS ARE TRICEP-ENCODED!
Stranger: DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES, PRIVATE! CLIMB THAT ENEMY TURRET EMPLACEMENT AND TRY AGAIN!
You: I THINK I GOT IT, SIR!
You: BUT I CAN'T READ IT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR RUSSIAN, YOU DAMN REDS!
Stranger: GODDAMN WOLVERINES! RAMIREZ, CHARGE THEIR FRONT LINES! USE YOUR RIOT SHIELD TO DEFLECT BULLETS INTO TEAMMATES!
You: SIR, YES SIR!
Stranger: YOU JUST SAVED WHISKY HOTEL, PRIVATE! NOW, LIGHT THAT FLARE WITH YOUR ANUS!
You: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR!
Stranger: I'M DAMNED PROUD OF YOU,
You: THANK YOU, SIR!
You: so yea i gotta go. got anatomy in the morning. can i ask where that came from?
Stranger: TAKE A GUESS, PRIVATE.
You: I honestly don't know
You: my mind is blank
Stranger: MUDKIPS, SON. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
Stranger: 4CHAN, PRIVATE.
You: a /b/rother?
Stranger: GODDAMNED RIGHT, PRIVATE!
Stranger: I'M OSCAR MIKE! GODSPEED, RAMIREZ!
You: GODSPEED!
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sleekgiant]

You: 21/Alabama,f

What part of Alabama do you live in :O

Please don't judge me too harshly. I just get tired of these type of people sometimes.

Bah everyone trolls omegle

 

[Romblen]

I've used the site, mainly just for messing with people, I have a variety of masks that I use on the chat, just to see what kind of reactions I get. They range from non-existent to hilarious. One person got scared and actually started screaming.

 

[Urgh76]

Here is a link to the site

Wha, duh...be bw BWHAT!!???

Who the hell's using my avatar on Omegle? They better not be soliciting sex. That's slander and identity theft, damn it!

OT, yes Omegle can be fun when trolling lonely and unsuspecting guys into thinking I'm a smexy girl.

Though of course...I am typically the trolled lonely and unsuspecting guy.

Though, I will use it just to find cool people and for the past few nights using it, I have. Some cool guys, some interesting girls and some just generally nice people.

And I've never used video since I have no webcam.

I was just waiting for you to find this thread XD

OT: We have all trolled Omegle many a time, but I like to keep my cconversations intellecual.

 

[Cyrax987]

You: I'm writing this first sentence with the word girl so if you see that part you get all excited about that but the truth is there are no girls on this site for you man and yes this is a run on sentence and if you're still connected right now I'm going to assume that you've read this far and that makes me very happy but if you're afk grabbing a sandwich or something thats cool too I guess.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl

Really dude?

Also had the include the ending to that conversation.

You: Why do you want to know? Do you have a big dick to give me if I answer yes?
Stranger: yes if u want it lol
You: I'm a girl right?
Stranger: yea?
You: WRONG READ THE PARAGRAPH BETTER NEXT TIME!
You: YOU LOSE
You: GOOD DAY SIR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You: 21/Alabama,f

What part of Alabama do you live in :O

Please don't judge me too harshly. I just get tired of these type of people sometimes.

Bah everyone trolls omegle

I don't live in Alabama. That was just a random place I picked.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I don't live in Alabama. That was just a random place I picked.

I always pick Tracy, California >.>

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

You: Hey
Stranger: mushroom
You: mushroom
You: badger badger badger badger
Stranger: Umm...badgers has nothing to do with mushroom
You: Wait a sec
You: badgerbadgerbadger.com
You: It's a very old meme.
Stranger: Um, no.
Stranger: You could send me som porno site.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmm, I am amused once again.

 

[GrimTuesday]

Damn it I didn't save it but I convinced a guy I was a twelve year old in Alabama with a abusive father, had no friends due to the fact that I had no shower, and the only reason I had internet was because my dad needed it to look at porn cause my mom didn't satisfy him. I tried to get him to let me live with him in China. I was particularly proud of my line that I only had a jar to use as a toilet. It had fish on the side.

 

[Hobo Joe]

I'm afraid I don't have any copy pasted evidence as this conversation was months ago but I remember speaking to a very nice American about standards of food in the world today. We agreed it wasn't very good.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Spoiler: Omegle at 3 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: GOOD JOB, RAMIREZ.
Stranger: LET'S SHOW THESE ROOKIES HOW TO FIRE.
You: i think i talked to you like 30 minutes ago
Stranger: NO TIME TO TALK, RAMIREZ! USE YOUR SHOTGUN TO SNIPE THE ENEMY
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: GOOD MAN!
Stranger: LOOK OUT, RAMIREZ! IT'S RAINING CHOPPERS!
You: OH FUCK
You: PASS ME A GREEN ONE!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, WATCH YOUR FIRE! WE GOT FRIENDLIES IN RUSSIA!
You: I KNOW, SIR! I WAS GONNA THROW IT AT THAT MACHINE GUN NEST!
Stranger: GODDAMN RUSKIES! RAMIREZ, THROW YOUR SHOTGUN AT THAT ENEMY APC!
You: THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO SHOOT THEM WITH?!
You: MY DICK?!
Stranger: USE YOUR BODY TO ATTACK THE ENEMY'S FLANK!
Stranger: BLOCK THEIR BULLETS WITH YOUR TEAMMATES!
You: THAT MEANS THEY DIE, SIR!
You: WE'D BE LOSING MEN!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, GET BEHIND FRIENDLY COVER! SHIELD YOURSELF WITH THEIR PRIVATES!
You: WITH THEIR WHAT?
Stranger: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, PRIVATE! USE YOUR BICEPS TO INTERCEPT THEIR TRANSMISSIONS!
You: SIR! THEIR TRANSMISSIONS ARE TRICEP-ENCODED!
Stranger: DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES, PRIVATE! CLIMB THAT ENEMY TURRET EMPLACEMENT AND TRY AGAIN!
You: I THINK I GOT IT, SIR!
You: BUT I CAN'T READ IT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR RUSSIAN, YOU DAMN REDS!
Stranger: GODDAMN WOLVERINES! RAMIREZ, CHARGE THEIR FRONT LINES! USE YOUR RIOT SHIELD TO DEFLECT BULLETS INTO TEAMMATES!
You: SIR, YES SIR!
Stranger: YOU JUST SAVED WHISKY HOTEL, PRIVATE! NOW, LIGHT THAT FLARE WITH YOUR ANUS!
You: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR!
Stranger: I'M DAMNED PROUD OF YOU,
You: THANK YOU, SIR!
You: so yea i gotta go. got anatomy in the morning. can i ask where that came from?
Stranger: TAKE A GUESS, PRIVATE.
You: I honestly don't know
You: my mind is blank
Stranger: MUDKIPS, SON. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
Stranger: 4CHAN, PRIVATE.
You: a /b/rother?
Stranger: GODDAMNED RIGHT, PRIVATE!
Stranger: I'M OSCAR MIKE! GODSPEED, RAMIREZ!
You: GODSPEED!
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's going in my quote .txt file. Well done.

OT: A: No.
B: To troll.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I managed to convince someone that I was the state of Idaho once.

Omegle is really funny. And if I ever mention having a boyfriend people vanish.

 

[superbatranger]

Spoiler: Omegle at 3 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: GOOD JOB, RAMIREZ.
Stranger: LET'S SHOW THESE ROOKIES HOW TO FIRE.
You: i think i talked to you like 30 minutes ago
Stranger: NO TIME TO TALK, RAMIREZ! USE YOUR SHOTGUN TO SNIPE THE ENEMY
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: GOOD MAN!
Stranger: LOOK OUT, RAMIREZ! IT'S RAINING CHOPPERS!
You: OH FUCK
You: PASS ME A GREEN ONE!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, WATCH YOUR FIRE! WE GOT FRIENDLIES IN RUSSIA!
You: I KNOW, SIR! I WAS GONNA THROW IT AT THAT MACHINE GUN NEST!
Stranger: GODDAMN RUSKIES! RAMIREZ, THROW YOUR SHOTGUN AT THAT ENEMY APC!
You: THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO SHOOT THEM WITH?!
You: MY DICK?!
Stranger: USE YOUR BODY TO ATTACK THE ENEMY'S FLANK!
Stranger: BLOCK THEIR BULLETS WITH YOUR TEAMMATES!
You: THAT MEANS THEY DIE, SIR!
You: WE'D BE LOSING MEN!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, GET BEHIND FRIENDLY COVER! SHIELD YOURSELF WITH THEIR PRIVATES!
You: WITH THEIR WHAT?
Stranger: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, PRIVATE! USE YOUR BICEPS TO INTERCEPT THEIR TRANSMISSIONS!
You: SIR! THEIR TRANSMISSIONS ARE TRICEP-ENCODED!
Stranger: DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES, PRIVATE! CLIMB THAT ENEMY TURRET EMPLACEMENT AND TRY AGAIN!
You: I THINK I GOT IT, SIR!
You: BUT I CAN'T READ IT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR RUSSIAN, YOU DAMN REDS!
Stranger: GODDAMN WOLVERINES! RAMIREZ, CHARGE THEIR FRONT LINES! USE YOUR RIOT SHIELD TO DEFLECT BULLETS INTO TEAMMATES!
You: SIR, YES SIR!
Stranger: YOU JUST SAVED WHISKY HOTEL, PRIVATE! NOW, LIGHT THAT FLARE WITH YOUR ANUS!
You: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR!
Stranger: I'M DAMNED PROUD OF YOU,
You: THANK YOU, SIR!
You: so yea i gotta go. got anatomy in the morning. can i ask where that came from?
Stranger: TAKE A GUESS, PRIVATE.
You: I honestly don't know
You: my mind is blank
Stranger: MUDKIPS, SON. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
Stranger: 4CHAN, PRIVATE.
You: a /b/rother?
Stranger: GODDAMNED RIGHT, PRIVATE!
Stranger: I'M OSCAR MIKE! GODSPEED, RAMIREZ!
You: GODSPEED!
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's going in my quote .txt file. Well done.

OT: A: No.
B: To troll.

Go right ahead. But, if you plan on publishing it, I expect to see some cold, hard cash.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I once started having an interesting conversation with one person until I revealed I was British. Then it turned into a barrage of him calling me various synonyms for gay.

 

[Nouw]

I always try and seduce them or make them help me with my homework. A decent site I guess

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Spoiler: Omegle at 3 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TEXAS
You: STAR
Stranger: GOOD JOB, RAMIREZ.
Stranger: LET'S SHOW THESE ROOKIES HOW TO FIRE.
You: i think i talked to you like 30 minutes ago
Stranger: NO TIME TO TALK, RAMIREZ! USE YOUR SHOTGUN TO SNIPE THE ENEMY
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: GOOD MAN!
Stranger: LOOK OUT, RAMIREZ! IT'S RAINING CHOPPERS!
You: OH FUCK
You: PASS ME A GREEN ONE!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, WATCH YOUR FIRE! WE GOT FRIENDLIES IN RUSSIA!
You: I KNOW, SIR! I WAS GONNA THROW IT AT THAT MACHINE GUN NEST!
Stranger: GODDAMN RUSKIES! RAMIREZ, THROW YOUR SHOTGUN AT THAT ENEMY APC!
You: THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO SHOOT THEM WITH?!
You: MY DICK?!
Stranger: USE YOUR BODY TO ATTACK THE ENEMY'S FLANK!
Stranger: BLOCK THEIR BULLETS WITH YOUR TEAMMATES!
You: THAT MEANS THEY DIE, SIR!
You: WE'D BE LOSING MEN!
Stranger: RAMIREZ, GET BEHIND FRIENDLY COVER! SHIELD YOURSELF WITH THEIR PRIVATES!
You: WITH THEIR WHAT?
Stranger: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, PRIVATE! USE YOUR BICEPS TO INTERCEPT THEIR TRANSMISSIONS!
You: SIR! THEIR TRANSMISSIONS ARE TRICEP-ENCODED!
Stranger: DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES, PRIVATE! CLIMB THAT ENEMY TURRET EMPLACEMENT AND TRY AGAIN!
You: I THINK I GOT IT, SIR!
You: BUT I CAN'T READ IT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR RUSSIAN, YOU DAMN REDS!
Stranger: GODDAMN WOLVERINES! RAMIREZ, CHARGE THEIR FRONT LINES! USE YOUR RIOT SHIELD TO DEFLECT BULLETS INTO TEAMMATES!
You: SIR, YES SIR!
Stranger: YOU JUST SAVED WHISKY HOTEL, PRIVATE! NOW, LIGHT THAT FLARE WITH YOUR ANUS!
You: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR!
Stranger: I'M DAMNED PROUD OF YOU,
You: THANK YOU, SIR!
You: so yea i gotta go. got anatomy in the morning. can i ask where that came from?
Stranger: TAKE A GUESS, PRIVATE.
You: I honestly don't know
You: my mind is blank
Stranger: MUDKIPS, SON. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
Stranger: 4CHAN, PRIVATE.
You: a /b/rother?
Stranger: GODDAMNED RIGHT, PRIVATE!
Stranger: I'M OSCAR MIKE! GODSPEED, RAMIREZ!
You: GODSPEED!
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's going in my quote .txt file. Well done.

OT: A: No.
B: To troll.

Go right ahead. But, if you plan on publishing it, I expect to see some cold, hard cash.

Nah, I just keep these things for when I need a laugh.