You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: dude
You: dude im a dude
Stranger: dude!
You: DUDE!
Stranger: SWEET!
Stranger: wanna rub weiners?
You: woah too far dude
Stranger: good
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: had to make sure your motives were okay
You: touch weiner=gay
Stranger: obviously
You: so yea no swordfighting
You: unless we do it the man way
Stranger: absolutely not
You: and use real swords
Stranger: thats the only way
You: the man way is the only way
Stranger: huge braveheart swords
Stranger: not pansy fencing swords either
You: what about katanas?
Stranger: im not asian bro
You: me either
Stranger: i wouldnt even know what to do with it
You: just slice n dice?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: but i dont feel like my instincts would come alive
Stranger: katanas arent in my blood
You: katana vs broadsword?
You: nice culture clash
Stranger: well
Stranger: idk if id use a broadsword either
You: just an example
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: would be for sure
You: how would we determine the winner?
Stranger: whoever lived i guess
You: to the death?
Stranger: thats the mans way
You: the only way
Stranger: choose your weapon carefully. it may make the difference between life and death
You: have to weigh the pros and cons
Stranger: no time
You: wait now?
Stranger: yeah bro
Stranger: meet me at cluuuuubbb its goin down
You: thats the only part of the song i know lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: same bro
You: i'll have to go with the longsword
Stranger: good choice
You: good reach, not too heavy, balanced
Stranger: fair enough
You: capable of some good damage
You: what about you?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: lightsaber
You: DUDE
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i know
You: that is so not cool
Stranger: ill spare your life if you but kneel before me
You: DUDE
You: what happened to the honor?
You: steel against steel?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: theres steel in the handle
Stranger: dont get mad at me because you made a poor choice
You: steel striking against steel as 2 warriors face off in a deadly dance of blood?
Stranger: im making you an offer to get out of it
You: how am i supposed to know you'd go all lightsaber on me
Stranger: ill make your warlord of all ohio
Stranger: always got to be one step ahead of your oponent
Stranger: na mean
You: can i create my own regime?
Stranger: i suppose
You: well as long as i don't end up dead
Stranger: if you and your entire regime sign contracts legally binding yourselves to my service
You: and be careful with that thing
Stranger: ...for life
You: shit burns
You: oh fuck that
Stranger: no worries bro
You: *cuts your hand off
Stranger: just a fleshwound
You: *stabs you*
Stranger: *cuts you in half*
You: repeatedly
Stranger: oh dang i got that in first
You: i can walk it off
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: pass me your lightsaber so i can cauterize the wound
Stranger: no way man
Stranger: use your own sword
Stranger: ... oh wait!
Stranger: bummer bro
Stranger: i guess you should have picked a sword made out of crazy hot... light
You: man i'm getting blood on my floor
You: just got this shit cleaned
Stranger: i tried to help you get out of it
Stranger: i would have offered you some goats and a homely woman
You: yea by digging me in a hole with no way out
You: the fuck im gonna do with goats?
You:
Stranger: dude... warlord of all ohio
You: who lives in ohio?
Stranger: no one that i care about
You: me either
Stranger: well
Stranger: too late now i guess
You: aww shit
Stranger: shouldnt have up and cut my hand off
Stranger: that was pretty darn unkind
You: sorry
You: i know a good surgeon
Stranger: too late to apologize... its tooooo laaaateee
Stranger: (one republic)
You: i know
You: keep it as a keepsake i guess
Stranger: my lightsaber has the updated personal theme music app
Stranger: pretty awesome
You: and you're bleeding pretty bad
Stranger: dude
Stranger: force heal
Stranger: no big deal
You: jedi much?
Stranger: yea i know
Stranger: this is making me sound like a huge nerd
Stranger: which im not
Stranger: but you got to admit
Stranger: lightsabers are awesome
You: im not much of a stereotypical nerd myself, but i have my moments
You: but they are
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: if only we could have found that common ground before hand
Stranger: before hand
Stranger: get it
Stranger: HA
Stranger: ...
You: oh clever
Stranger: actually that was an accident
Stranger: just kinda happened
You: pass my legs bro?
Stranger: yeah man
You: thanks
You: need to drag myself to the doc
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: you should probably get on that pretty quick
You: i know
You: im starting to see that tunnel
Stranger: when dewey cox cut his bro in half with a machete it didnt work out well
You: lmao that movie was the shit
Stranger: just make sure its not a wall with a tunnel painted on it before you go running in
Stranger: i saw that roadrunner running around. dudes got some dangerous shananigans
You: i knoe
You: know*
You: hey bobo!!
You: i need a ride to the doc man
You: my friend is coming to get me
Stranger: alright bro
Stranger: stay beautiful
Stranger: get those scars fixed
Stranger: i hope you learned from our battle
You: i hope we all will
Stranger: aye
You: oh and this is one chat im saving
Stranger: haha
You: want to see the last one?
Stranger: sure
(I showed him Omegle at 3 am.)
Stranger: hahahahhahaha
You: i know
You: beauty isn't she
Stranger: that guy was hilarious
Stranger: call of duty
Stranger: or something
You: modern warfare 2
You: haven't played it yet
You: but i heard that's where he got it from
Stranger: yeah sounds right
You: well i got histology in the morning
You: so i bid you aideu
Stranger: alright bro
You: i know i killed that word
Stranger: duece duece
You: sorry france
Stranger: who cares
Stranger: ha
You: lmao
You: true
You: keep it real
You have disconnected.
