Funniest message in a game.

[Kiutu]

I just beat MUA2 and at the end is a audio disc called "Hulku" which is just tons of Hulk based jokes. "Sometimes break things ok, vending machine want quarters, so Hulk break twenty"
That one made me laugh the hardest.

 

[Nicragomi]

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

When go into a room filler with monsters and the error message comes up that your controller has been disconnected.

When your character rips off their own head and start reciting Shakespeare

When the error message comes up that your memory card had been erased

many funny sanity effects from this game

Wish they'd concentrate on the second one.

 

[UncleOvid]

Basically everything from the secret of monkey island. One that cracked me up is:

Pirate: HA! Guybrush Threepwood! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!

Guybrush: Hey! What's your name then?

Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

[Gladlygoose]

"Never pet a burning dog." from Starcraft tips.

And if you haven't played Conkers bad fur day, DO SO!

 

[Jim Grim]

Not sure if this was on purpose but it tickled me for some reason. Too Human:
"Soldier 1: Ok we need to go through this door.
Solier 2: ODIN! BRING MY SOUL! TO VALHALLA!"

Come to think of it it's not all that funny but it was so sudden it made me giggle uncontrollably.

 

[LaBambaMan]

I like some of the random stuff that pops up in Civ:4. For example:

"People can have the Model-T in any color they like, so long as it's black." - Henry Ford.

 

[Tekyro]

I love it when the "Colonel" breaks down in MGS2.

"You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes..."

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Also my favourites. I occasionally replay MGS2 to hear these again =P

When you contact Sigint from inside the box in Metal Gear Solid

Love that as well

FISSION MAILED.

just tickled me for some reason.

And that

In Heroes of Might and Magic 5, the astrological week of the swallow says "the week the swallows return, sometimes carrying coconuts". I cracked on that.

And that

Also, "All your base are belong to us"

Oblivion: "People don't like it when you steal their stuff"

And that

 

[Radu889]

There was one in Dawn Of War : Dark Crusade that I still remember to this day.

On the ork assault on the IG capital.

The IG commander(Alexander was it?): You come here to die, Alien!
The Ork(Gorgutz): Guess so.

 

[Warwelde]

Oblivion: "People don't like it when you steal their stuff" Oh, really?

 

[JustinOCo]

I like the graffiti in Left 4 Dead, the ones like "I miss the internet" or the one were someone said that we are the real monsters and theres about five responses telling the person to look outside. or the best "NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"

 

[The Aimless One]

sry for the late reply...but yep!

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

Civilization IV loading screen tip: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

If you don't recognize it, you should go see the Princess Bride again

 

[DJude]

in the beginning of Red Faction Guerilla, if you kill your brother when hes standing next to you, a message appears saying, "WTF? you killed your brother!"

 

[BlackJack47]

MGS2 when you constantly shoot seagulls, priceless.

 

[snace13]

I like some of the quotes from C&C Generals, especially the GLA.

"Can I have some new shoes."
"AK-47s for everybody! YEAH!!"

 

[xXGeckoXx]

"Never pay over 20 dollars for a computer game" from Secret of Monkey Island. Sound advice.

YeSS..

That was brilliant. Ohh and it advises you against cannibalism for cholesterol purposes.

 

[Kayevcee]

In the original Jedi Knight, I fell from the top level of the Bespin mining facility and landed with a sickening crunch on a walkway right at the bottom. The game put up the message "Darth Matt has become one with the floor" for all to see.

If you ran off the deck and fell into an endless abyss (it's a Star Wars game- there's an abundance of them) in multiplayer the game would announce:

"[player] has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

By "powerful" they mean "of an ill-co-ordinated gimp". Nice.

-Nick

 

[lwm3398]

Hopefully this takes the cake.

Yes. It does.

Games were so much better back then... Oh wait, Ratchet and Clank exist. So do Sly Cooper... Kingdom Hearts... Okay, fuck that, games are awesome.