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Elon is an apartheid infested onion who only gets worse the more layers you peel away.


So the "Queen of Canada" has decreed that all "her subjects" are free from debts and utility costs, and all companies are to submit invoices to the "Canada Account". Naturally, hordes of idiots have decided to stop paying their bills, and are pulling Surprised Pikachu Faces when their possessions are repossessed and utilities are shut off.

...oh, sorry, I made a mistake there. The "Queen of the World".

Oh Romana is more than comfortable escalating her claims when needed. It's fucking nuts there's no laws to prohibit scamming vulnerable people till they end up killing themselves from destitution. You can just do it, and no-one will stop you.
 
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Elon is an apartheid infested onion who only gets worse the more layers you peel away.


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Sometimes, a picture and a headline say more than I can with words.
Elon Musk is a horrendous human being surrounded by nerd stans who will defend him to the hilt because they think he'll get them to space so they can have sex with hot green-skinned alien babes just like Captain Kirk.
 

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Musk's angle here is that his degree included Physics. He leverages this via PR to present himself as some sort of inventor or engineer, like calling himself "Chief Engineer" and "Product Architect", as if he's making any significant design decisions.
Might seem a weird leap, but I suspect it has something to do with the way the hierarchical structure of the new age movement and that whole boomer spirituality phase of the 70s transitioned into the tech industry and the popular understanding of futurism, so we've ended up with this weird understanding of technology as driven by lone "visionaries" or "gurus" who will lead us into a perfect sci-fi future where we all get to live forever and fly in rocketships, provided we believe in them hard enough and give them all our money.

I'm not sure Elon even presents himself so much as an engineer as he does a kind of inspirational force. He's the big brain ideas guy who guides the whole process because his massive visionary galaxy brain sees what others can't. The actual in the weeds work of engineering is too slow and plodding for such a free spirited genius. He's clearly far too busy having the big ideas and turning himself into a pickle.

The problem, obviously, is that his ideas are bad at best and cynically malicious at worst. They mostly exist to prey on superficial ideas about futurism and stuff that seems cool until you give it a second of thought, and that wouldn't be so bad except that it seems to be working. These horrible concepts are sucking up real research funding and public attention that could be going to actually solving contemporary problems.
 

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Slim pickings for standards in local Indiana elections.


An Indiana man won the Republican primary for local county elections in early May 2022, while in jail facing accusations of murdering his wife. Andrew Wilhoite, a local farmer, was running for one of the three open seats on the Clinton Township Board. He was charged in March 2022 with killing his cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth “Nikki” Wilhoite.

Wilhoite, however, withdrew from the ballot in mid-May 2022. He did not give a reason for the withdrawal. If he were to be convicted for a felony before the November general elections, his name would have been withdrawn from the ballots by election officials.

He was incarcerated when police accused him of striking his wife in the head with a blunt object. Investigators said that he then “placed her into a vehicle and drove to a nearby creek where he dumped her body.” Prosecutors charged him with a level 1 murder felony.

Wilhoite initially lied about his wife’s whereabouts, before admitting that he killed her after she attacked him, according to prosecutors. According to the local news Lebanon Reporter, Elizabeth had completed her last chemotherapy session and was seeking a divorce when she learned her husband had an affair with another woman. According to the affidavit, Wilhoite confessed that Elizabeth charged at him on the porch and he hit her with a “gallon-sized concrete flowerpot with dirt in it.” She fell to the ground and he did not know what to do, so he put her in his pickup truck. He described how he drove to a bridge over the creek and threw her over the wall and into the creek.

The police were alerted after Elizabeth’s coworker asked them to check on her when she did not arrive for work saying that the couple had domestic troubles. Their three children had also been trying to get in touch with Elizabeth.

According to election records, he received 60 votes for his seat, while the other Republican candidates received 100 and 106 votes respectively for the remaining seats. Wilhoite remained on the ballot as he faced murder charges in jail, and his jury trial was set to begin in August 2022.

State election officials told reporters that it’s legal for people to run for election if they are facing felony charges, but not if they have been convicted.
 

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Might seem a weird leap, but I suspect it has something to do with the way the hierarchical structure of the new age movement and that whole boomer spirituality phase of the 70s transitioned into the tech industry and the popular understanding of futurism, so we've ended up with this weird understanding of technology as driven by lone "visionaries" or "gurus" who will lead us into a perfect sci-fi future where we all get to live forever and fly in rocketships, provided we believe in them hard enough and give them all our money.

I'm not sure Elon even presents himself so much as an engineer as he does a kind of inspirational force. He's the big brain ideas guy who guides the whole process because his massive visionary galaxy brain sees what others can't. The actual in the weeds work of engineering is too slow and plodding for such a free spirited genius. He's clearly far too busy having the big ideas and turning himself into a pickle.

The problem, obviously, is that his ideas are bad at best and cynically malicious at worst. They mostly exist to prey on superficial ideas about futurism and stuff that seems cool until you give it a second of thought, and that wouldn't be so bad except that it seems to be working. These horrible concepts are sucking up real research funding and public attention that could be going to actually solving contemporary problems.
Look, if you've been part of any group that has something like a project manager, you know that's exactly what Musk is doing. I.e. claiming credit for what other people do, pretend their a genius and everyone is dumb, selling (lying) about what products do, politckin rather than leading, blaming underlings for the managers faults etc, etc

Yes, at least Musk provided the money to get things started. No, money does not, and never has, absolved you of guilt
 

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For some reason this argument works as anti-Biden propaganda for conservatives and I demand to know why
Well, OBVIOUSLY those terror suspects only felt comfortable enough to try and cross the border when a Democrat was in the White House. And said Democrat JUST HAPPENS to be the former VP to that Kenyan-born Muslim terrorist Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Those terrorists would NEVER have dared to try and cross the border if a REAL Christian, Republican president had been in charge, after all.

Bonus points for insinuating that the border guards that caught them were actually Republican loyalists who defied Democratic orders to let the terrorists into the country.

Now if you will excuse me, I think I need a shower after typing that, especially since I have no less than 4 family members that honestly believe that heap of stinking drivel.
 

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Translation please pump more oil so I don't lose in 2024. I am not thrilled about it but this is realist Biden doing what he does best.
 

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Anyway, the guy that sucessfuly got the right lying en mass about CRT is having a go at trans people, so here's a heads up about the latest brain-meltingly stupid things you're going to hear argued

Pretty brazen to publicly discuss how you're going to lie and scapegoat people.
 
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Anyway, the guy that sucessfuly got the right lying en mass about CRT is having a go at trans people, so here's a heads up about the latest brain-meltingly stupid things you're going to hear argued

Gonna be a lot of disappointed folk when they turn up only to get to see a drag show...