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And then there’s rubes like me who are all “Plane go zoom!” and don’t really care one way or another.
Sir and/or Ma'am, would you like to learn about our Lord and Saviour Ace Combat?

War is bad. Planes are Rad. War crimes earn you points to buy better planes.
 
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Ironic, both movies are "woke". Alita literally has a non-white Latina in the lead role. The only reason they consider it "anti-woke", was because they hate the MCU or actress that played Marvel, and see Alita as nothing more than mere steppingstone. I noticed a lot of those "fans" of Alita only liked the film, because most were younger guys thinking they have a chacne with her.
But also, a literal robot anime girl waifu, vs a female superhero who wasn't solely written for sexual objectification. (not that Alita was written that way, but she represents their favoured trope)
 
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Woke is defined as 'whatever the fuck the Right deems worthy of the label 'woke''. Captain Marvel was woke and Alita Battle Angel wasn't because. Birds of Prey was woke and Sonic wasn't because. Lightyear was woke and Minions 2 wasn't because. Because why? 🤷‍♂️ Only the Right has woke-PKE meters it seems

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Admittedly, some left leaning fans did complain about Sonic having a cop for a friend in that movie.
 

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Admittedly, some left leaning fans did complain about Sonic having a cop for a friend in that movie.
They're stupid, and this isn't even the first time Sonic, or a Sonic character for that matter, ever teamed up with a cop or authority figure. Those left leaning "fans", are more than likely false fans, or never looked at any material outside of the games.
 

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Ironic, both movies are "woke". Alita literally has a non-white Latina in the lead role. The only reason they consider it "anti-woke", was because they hate the MCU or actress that played Marvel, and see Alita as nothing more than mere steppingstone. I noticed a lot of those "fans" of Alita only liked the film, because most were younger guys thinking they have a chacne with her.


Actually, it wasn't a woke/anti-woke thing, but some idiotic fans were trying to start shit from both fandoms. With certain BoP fans blaming the film's failure on Sonic. News flash, Sonic had nothing to do with BoP's average box office. COVID saw to that. The DVD/Blu-Ray were super high though and made up for it. Luckily, a majority of sensible fans weren't buying the bad argument, and they all told each of the idiotic assholes to fuck off.



I don't know about the rest, but I give 0 fucks. The Right hates anything that is different and not a bad/negative stereotype.
They even tried to act like they didn't initially hate Wonder Woman because WB went out of their way to hire a woman director. Suddenly, that movie was anti-woke because it wasn't Captain Marvel.
 

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They even tried to act like they didn't initially hate Wonder Woman because WB went out of their way to hire a woman director. Suddenly, that movie was anti-woke because it wasn't Captain Marvel.
The "they" you are referring to are the Left, or Right? I'm assuming you are saying the first option. If that's the case, I don't even consider those assholes true lefties. They're nothing more than flip-floppers and bandwagon jumping contrarians that'll abandon their principles at the first sign of trouble or because it's convenient.
 

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The "they" you are referring to are the Left, or Right? I'm assuming you are saying the first option. If that's the case, I don't even consider those assholes true lefties. They're nothing more than flip-floppers and bandwagon jumping contrarians that'll abandon their principles at the first sign of trouble or because it's convenient.
I was referring to the right. They tried to claim Wonder Woman was a female superhero movie "done right" compared to Captain Marvel.
 
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I wouldn't.

It's a well-made meat and two veg action film that will warm the cockles of many a patriotic, individualist, pro-military conservative. But there's nothing about it that is a rejection of woke either. The idea it's "anti-woke" is more the desperation of the anti-woke to claim some sort of cultural victory.
That movie is honestly one of the most centrist movies I think I've ever seen, not even wanting to divulge the identity of the foreign nation they're attacking. Which in that particular case was probably a good thing, but this not wanting to appear offensive pretty much spreads to everything in that movie, making it lack a real sense of identity. It's a good movie, but everything's just so clean and creaseless, like a Hallmark picture. I'm not a fan of the original Top Gun, but it certainly had some appreciative "smudge" to it.
 
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So now Fox presenters are mad about a silly story about the Joker getting pregnant.

This one is just baffling. Even if the story isn't particularly good, what the hell is "woke" about a story in which a guy gets pregnant?
 
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So now Fox presenters are mad about a silly story about the Joker getting pregnant.

This one is just baffling. Even if the story isn't particularly good, what the hell is "woke" about a story in which a guy gets pregnant?
It's like they never even seen or heard of that Arnie and Danny Devito movie from the 90s 😔


 

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So now Fox presenters are mad about a silly story about the Joker getting pregnant.

This one is just baffling. Even if the story isn't particularly good, what the hell is "woke" about a story in which a guy gets pregnant?
They're looking for anything to cause or get idiotic people into a "moral outrage". This is beyond desperation and petty.

It's like they never even seen or heard of that Arnie and Danny Devito movie from the 90s 😔


They're hoping their audience is ether dumb enough to forget about the movie, or banking on the younger ones not knowing it exists.
That movie is honestly one of the most centrist movies I think I've ever seen, not even wanting to divulge the identity of the foreign nation they're attacking. Which in that particular case was probably a good thing, but this not wanting to appear offensive pretty much spreads to everything in that movie, making it lack a real sense of identity. It's a good movie, but everything's just so clean and creaseless, like a Hallmark picture. I'm not a fan of the original Top Gun, but it certainly had some appreciative "smudge" to it.
I'd still take the sequel over the original. Top Gun I have no love nor nostalgia for, other than "Danger Zone". Ironic, because it helped put Tony Scott on the movie director map and help make the personal projects he wanted to make in his life. Tony Scott is one of my favorite action/thriller film directors. You have some points about Maverick, and even Double Toasted pointed out a similar argument, but it's not enough to deter me. Nor do I have too much of a problem with it.

I was referring to the right. They tried to claim Wonder Woman was a female superhero movie "done right" compared to Captain Marvel.
Thank you for clearing that up. First time I ever heard of them say that. Then again, I didn't follow the dumb nonsense that came when CM and Alita came out. I do know that right-wing comic book "fans" were upset when women, teenage girls, and little girls got a free showing of Wonder Woman across the USA during early screenings or opening weekend. Many people and most on the Internet mocked those conservatives and MRAs.
 
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I'd still take the sequel over the original. Top Gun I have no love nor nostalgia for, other than "Danger Zone". Ironic, because it helped put Tony Scott on the movie director map and help make the personal projects he wanted to make in his life. Tony Scott is one of my favorite action/thriller film directors. You have some points about Maverick, and even Double Toasted pointed out a similar argument, but it's not enough to deter me. Nor do I have too much of a problem with it.
Oh, same here. I couldn't even finish the first Top Gun it was so meandering and dull, but it did have that Tony Scott texture. Maverick is great, but without the realism of the plane sequences there'd be virtually nothing to this movie.
 
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So now Fox presenters are mad about a silly story about the Joker getting pregnant.

This one is just baffling. Even if the story isn't particularly good, what the hell is "woke" about a story in which a guy gets pregnant?
Is Joker gonna shit out a baby?! Because that'd honestly be more interesting then he's been in years.
 

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Oh, same here. I couldn't even finish the first Top Gun it was so meandering and dull, but it did have that Tony Scott texture.
Most of Scott's later movies do it better anyway with his texturing.

Maverick is great, but without the realism of the plane sequences there'd be virtually nothing to this movie.
I wouldn't go that far. At least I was able to feel something with Maverick. I know the other reason why a lot of people praise this movie, is because it's not another superhero/MCU/multiverse shenanigans years arc film continuity. Just a movie.
 
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I know the other reason why a lot of people praise this movie, is because it's not another superhero/MCU/multiverse shenanigans years arc film continuity. Just a movie.
Definitely this. We don't ever get regular old blockbusters anymore, and when we do you can usually feel the budgetary constraints. Not here though, it's just a nice, simple, solid summer movie.
 
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I'd forgotten Junior existed. I was happy in my forgetting. Now I remember I live in a world where Junior exists and I'm sad now.

Thanks XsjadoBlayde.
Saw Junior twice, and never again. I think most people don't bother remembering the movie at this point. Even boomers don't seem to care to remember much anymore.
Definitely this. We don't ever get regular old blockbusters anymore, and when we do you can usually feel the budgetary constraints.
I noticed non-superhero blockbuster films started faltering in 2014-2015. Hell, just regular R-Rated action films were becoming less of a thing for a hot while, unless the movie was straight to DVD. Ironically, straight to home video action films began improving since 2009 and only got better around 2013. As much as I complain about the John Wick sequels (mainly 3), it's great to have hard action films again not just be neutered to "shaky cam PG-13" or "shaky cam realism R-Rated gunmetal grey/dogshit brown". Christ that trend went on for way too long and did so little like the cover shooters of 7th generation.
 
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