Oh lord, Charles Amos (fedora guy) is an absolute goldmine. I've just taken a peek at his substack. He's written a piece about how arguments arise in marriages when the wife is cooking/ doing the dishes and the man is at the table waiting for dinner.Meet the new batch ofDr Who villainsyoung British conservatives
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Very strong both "how do you do, fellow kids" and "check their hard drive for hidden folders" energy. Also, looking up some of these names, the one with the fedora is pro incest.
His solution? Buy a house, or modify your existing house, so that the kitchen (and wife doing these chores) cannot be seen from the dining table.
Some amazing snippets:
Charles Amos said:Now stopping wives via reasoned argument can be a tricky business, but confining them in the kitchen, out of sight, especially if they don’t know what your doing, is much easier.
Fuuuuuucking hell. I suspect some might suggest this is meant to be ironic. Take a look at his career and public roles. Its not ironic.Charles Amos said:Now there is something about the very loud noises of putting plates away which stirs me and other men to anger.