Funny/Odd Private Messages you have recieved.

[_Janny_]

o.o
From:
NeoDeath90
Sent:
13 May 2009 9:52 pm
Forgive my complete nerdiness, but I feel I must.

I've brought you Finger Of The Mountain, m'lady!

(Yea, I've played Oblivion way too much)

Ahaha! This is brilliant, it just made my day!

Btw, wasn't it Fingers of the Mountain?

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Well about a year ago I got an e-mail from some guy. Inside were pictures of him in various states of undress and a message "We should get together sometime baby."

I e-mailed him back saying "Wrong address moron. I'm not gay."
It was creepy then, but weeks later, it became funny as hell.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I once got a text from some random number that said "Thank fuck for that..." at about 2:30A:M.
To this day I still have no idea what the hell that was about...

 

[Lord Krunk]

Random spam / pm I found in my inbox yesterday:

[email protected]
interested in you
My name is Caroline,i saw your profile today at www.escapistmagazine.com and became intrested in you,i willalso like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my emailaddress so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my emailaddresS ([email protected]) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for yourmail to my email address above.Miss CarolineRemeber the distance or colour doesnot matter but love matters alot in life.
MissCaroline

... this place needs some filters.

Heh, my friend got that exact same message as well.

 

[HentMas]

I had a spam email from "Ekaterina" a Russian woman who "want to come to england and hopefully make with big family" and "settle down with nice english man, for russian men are all same"
I even got a lovely picture of the person in some vague attempt to prove it was legit.

I haven't replied, but I kept it in my inbox just for the fun, and to keep that account from being terminated because I don't use it any more.

once just for shit and giggles i entered one of those "buy a wife" places on the net, it was soo weird i suscribed and started to exchange Email with a Russian woman (not too bad looking actually) and after i got tired, i stopped messagin her (i thought it was a hoax) after a while i recieved one e mail in russian wich read something like "i really liked you, Jerk, why did you have to play me, i wanted to marry you, i was ready" or something along those lines, this was like one year after her last letter,i didn´t remembered her mail...

guess it wasn´t a hoax then hahaha

 

[slevin8989]

i usually never get random messages but a friend of mine keeps getting weird messages from people who want his money from msn messenger at one point a girl was trying to proposition herself on web cam for him it's really weird

 

[Drink Just Six]

One girl on another forum PM'd me asking if she could have my babies. It was probably a joke, but still...

 

[Motiv_]

I once received a PM from a random girl from the 411 forums, not asking, but PLEADING for me to fuck her. She sent me pictures. I had her banned in less then thirteen minutes. Ah, the randomness makes life worth living.

 

[Knonsense]

I got one once that said, "Don't use cheese."
It made no sense and was sent to me by someone after a Halo match.

The term means, essentially, something that is technically within the rules but seems like it should be considered cheating. I.e., cheese and cheat sound similar. As an example, a lot of people whine about the sandman from TF2, but it's not cheating because it's official. Those people would consider it cheese.

I don't have Halo 3 so I don't know if there is any cheese in there, but most likely the person who sent that to you is a whiny *****. If something is legal, it's legal. And he should be sensitive to the metagame.

 

[Anarchemitis]

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It seems quite a few escapist have got this message.

same here. kinda annoying.

I replied to it saying I was interested, and to mail to [email protected]

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I got:
U and ur +1 bum each other

Because we wouldn't kick each other from the L4D match >.>

 

[rintasja]

Got this text message from my dad, one early saturday morning.
"I left 200 dollars in your mailbox. Go by me some porn".

Both funny and odd. And also a bit disturbing

 

[sallene]

I got a spam message once that told me to renounce the great satan and convert to the one true light of Islam.




Dont know where the hell it came from and I seem to be the only one to have ever gotten it to this day.


Edit, I should clarify that it was an SMS message and it was from a blocked number, didnt know that was possible, but there ya go.

 

[ceyriot]

I got one once that said, "Don't use cheese."
It made no sense and was sent to me by someone after a Halo match.

The term means, essentially, something that is technically within the rules but seems like it should be considered cheating. I.e., cheese and cheat sound similar. As an example, a lot of people whine about the sandman from TF2, but it's not cheating because it's official. Those people would consider it cheese.

I don't have Halo 3 so I don't know if there is any cheese in there, but most likely the person who sent that to you is a whiny *****. If something is legal, it's legal. And he should be sensitive to the metagame.

I don't think theres any "cheesing" in Halo 3...and another example of cheesing is sneaking units through mineral patches in starcraft.

(obscure example is obscure)

 

[megapenguinx]

I got one once that said, "Don't use cheese."
It made no sense and was sent to me by someone after a Halo match.

The term means, essentially, something that is technically within the rules but seems like it should be considered cheating. I.e., cheese and cheat sound similar. As an example, a lot of people whine about the sandman from TF2, but it's not cheating because it's official. Those people would consider it cheese.

I don't have Halo 3 so I don't know if there is any cheese in there, but most likely the person who sent that to you is a whiny *****. If something is legal, it's legal. And he should be sensitive to the metagame.

Did not know that, thank for the info!

 

[Mockingjay]

I never get them... =[