Funny/Odd Private Messages you have recieved.

[Neonbob]

Every message from NoMoreSanity ever.

Also,

(I keep thinking to myself, "Sam, you are about to almost derail another persons thread for the third time in two days and are going to get in trouble" and you know what I say to that? "Stiff")

Don't worry.
I derail like six threads a day.

Oh, did you get one about some strange sex stuff, too?
Yeah, he was trying to get that strangeness crown from me a while back. But he returned it after some post I put up a few minutes later.
And derailing is your thing. Rather fun to follow.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh, did you get one about some strange sex stuff, too?
Yeah, he was trying to get that strangeness crown from me a while back. But he returned it after some post I put up a few minutes later.
And derailing is your thing. Rather fun to follow.

One?
No, not one.

Ah. Shall we share via PM? To facilitate the healing* process?
I'm betting you got a worse one than I did.

*by "healing" I mean "blackmail material exchange"

 

[Andalusa]

Someone accused me of being the President in disguise.

 

[Neonbob]

Ah. Shall we share via PM? To facilitate the healing* process?
I'm betting you got a worse one than I did.

*by "healing" I mean "blackmail material exchange"

Like I said, I've gotten a lot more than one.
More like 200.

It's partly my fault. I always respond. Usually with "So creepy."

8-O
Holy flying shitmonkeys.
That child puts too much time into his sexcapades with you.

I mean, I had some fun babblings with you, but...damn!

 

[teisjm]

This.

...
From:Shibito091192
Sent:23 Jun 2009 4:39 am
Ugly chav

Dunno why i got it though.

 

[zerzxes]

I feel strangely tempted to send some stupid jokes to all of the pepole who haven't got anything...

 

[Major_Sam]

Any cake, except carrot cake, will do as long at is full of sugar and butter. Muffins, cupcakes, pancakes and waffles will also do. And cookies. Send them now to start your life being watched, monitored and recorded by the creepiest chick you'll ever meet. Roses, teddy bears and cards personally delivered to your door by your stalker are included in the package.

Well im sold, do you do international stalking? It seems i am stuck in america town for now and you are from the land down under.

We do do international stalking. We have a private jet that gets are where we need to be every day. Don't worry, your epic adventure of being followed for the rest of your life will begin shortly. Pleasure doing business, sir.

 

[A random person]

I've gotten this scam one:

Spoiler: scam message

[email protected]
interested in you
My name is Caroline,i saw your profile today at www.escapistmagazine.com and became intrested in you,i willalso like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my emailaddress so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my emailaddresS ([email protected]) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for yourmail to my email address above.Miss CarolineRemeber the distance or colour doesnot matter but love matters alot in life.
MissCaroline

Yeah.

 

[fulano]

Mostly spam.

I'm cautious enough that it's a rather seldom occurrence, and therefore anomalously hilarious.

Hi there TheQuaker,

The United States Senate votes 50-48 to set a according to Elections Quebec.
disagreements with Ian Paisley entering pacts with other a partial meltdown.

Just becuase you have an average penis doesn't mean you have to have average women. Amaze yourself! Make them jealous. Do you know where you can get super cheap V 1 a g r a? Call me.

Your friend,

Spamming Jerk From Nigeria

(I have no prejudices against Mexicans, it was just on the Daily Quaker website and I liked it.)

It's official. Now I'm sorely offended. This is the last time I take this shit!

I'm calling these guys!:

 

[Prowers]

I'm only 14, and I keep getting messages about "losing my auto insurance"!

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

o.o
From:
NeoDeath90
Sent:
13 May 2009 9:52 pm
Forgive my complete nerdiness, but I feel I must.

I've brought you Finger Of The Mountain, m'lady!

(Yea, I've played Oblivion way too much)

haha, i think that was an attempt to hit on you...a rather weird one.

Anyway, i dont get weird messages wish someone would stalk me or something.

Perhaps I'm such a good stalker that you had not realized that I was following you.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I don't get weird messages here. I get random death threats on Youtube from people because I said various types of music sucked. I've had Neo-Con Americans tell me I should be ashamed to be called American since I said I would piss on Ronald Reagan's grave. In fact I just troll the hell out of Youtube which usually leads to people calling me a Homo, Commie, Nazi, Fag, etc. One guy even said he would rape my whole family and cut out my eyes. That guy was so cheerful and all because I didn't like a Hip-Hop Song. :/

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

snip

It seems quite a few escapist have got this message.

I didn't =(

 

[quiet_samurai]

A friend of mine sent me a text that was intended for his girlfriend. It said something about how sweet I am and thanked me for the wonderful sex and that he was going to do something nice for me later. Followed immediately by a another text that read "did I just send you that filth?" It was hilarious.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I don't get weird messages here. I get random death threats on Youtube from people because I said various types of music sucked. I've had Neo-Con Americans tell me I should be ashamed to be called American since I said I would piss on Ronald Reagan's grave. In fact I just troll the hell out of Youtube which usually leads to people calling me a Homo, Commie, Nazi, Fag, etc. One guy even said he would rape my whole family and cut out my eyes. That guy was so cheerful and all because I didn't like a Hip-Hop Song. :/

Youtube is great.

Yeah it is great for building a resistance to death threats. My first one disturbed me then after that I just giggle and then send them messages back thanking them. Which just leads to confusion and more profanity.