Funny/Odd Private Messages you have recieved.

[Glerken]

The title says it all. What is the funniest, or most random message you have ever received, be it a private message from here, a handwritten note, or anything else.

For me, it would have to be after a game of TF2 on the 360. A person on my team sent me a message that said "Watch out for the assless cows."

My eyes are still peeled.

 

[Erana]

o.o
From:
NeoDeath90
Sent:
13 May 2009 9:52 pm
Forgive my complete nerdiness, but I feel I must.

I've brought you Finger Of The Mountain, m'lady!

(Yea, I've played Oblivion way too much)

 

[megapenguinx]

I got one once that said, "Don't use cheese."
It made no sense and was sent to me by someone after a Halo match.

 

[Erana]

o.o
From:
NeoDeath90
Sent:
13 May 2009 9:52 pm
Forgive my complete nerdiness, but I feel I must.

I've brought you Finger Of The Mountain, m'lady!

(Yea, I've played Oblivion way too much)

haha, i think that was an attempt to hit on you...a rather weird one.

Anyway, i dont get weird messages wish someone would stalk me or something.

Its a refrence to an oblivion character called, "Earana."
No stalkie for me, other than NeoSage on occasion.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mostly spam.

I'm cautious enough that it's a rather seldom occurrence, and therefore anomalously hilarious.

Hi there TheQuaker,

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Just becuase you have an average penis doesn't mean you have to have average women. Amaze yourself! Make them jealous. Do you know where you can get super cheap V 1 a g r a? Call me.

Your friend,

Spamming Jerk From Nigeria

(I have no prejudices against Mexicans, it was just on the Daily Quaker website and I liked it.)

 

[Glerken]

Anyway, i dont get weird messages wish someone would stalk me or something.

I'm on the case!
By that I mean I'm placing the bugs around your house.

 

[Davey Woo]

I had a spam email from "Ekaterina" a Russian woman who "want to come to england and hopefully make with big family" and "settle down with nice english man, for russian men are all same"
I even got a lovely picture of the person in some vague attempt to prove it was legit.

I haven't replied, but I kept it in my inbox just for the fun, and to keep that account from being terminated because I don't use it any more.

 

[antipunt]

some guy who needed to 'borrow' $2,000...

 

[-IT-]

Random spam / pm I found in my inbox yesterday:

[email protected]
interested in you
My name is Caroline,i saw your profile today at www.escapistmagazine.com and became intrested in you,i willalso like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my emailaddress so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my emailaddresS ([email protected]) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for yourmail to my email address above.Miss CarolineRemeber the distance or colour doesnot matter but love matters alot in life.
MissCaroline

... this place needs some filters.

 

[Major_Sam]

Anyway, i dont get weird messages wish someone would stalk me or something.

I'm on the case!
By that I mean I'm placing the bugs around your house.

See now that was meant for a young sexy but crazed woman...damn i guess youll do. Just dont come around 8 am like the mormons.

I'm a young sexy crazed woman who will stalk you for the low low price of cake. Order today and recieve in the free "How to train your stalker" hand book.

No one sends me weird messages. I don't even get spam. *sigh*

 

[Glerken]

Anyway, i dont get weird messages wish someone would stalk me or something.

I'm on the case!
By that I mean I'm placing the bugs around your house.

See now that was meant for a young sexy but crazed woman...damn i guess youll do. Just dont come around 8 am like the mormons.

Haha. It's already to late though. I tweaked the spy class to let me be a mormon. I've already disguised myself as one, and I'm prepping my bicycle to come to disturb you at the most inconvenient time!

 

[bad peanut]

"Save your face not the tree-tacs"

Christ some people are weird, got it on Xbox Live

 

[ObadiahBlack]

Never got one, but did see another e-mail, the topic being lesbians and the sender just saying "Jesus".

Fucking hilarious.

 

[Trivun]

Anyway, i dont get weird messages wish someone would stalk me or something.

I'm on the case!
By that I mean I'm placing the bugs around your house.

See now that was meant for a young sexy but crazed woman...damn i guess youll do. Just dont come around 8 am like the mormons.

I'm a young sexy crazed woman who will stalk you for the low low price of cake. Order today and recieve in the free "How to train your stalker" hand book.

No one sends me weird messages. I don't even get spam. *sigh*

Oooooh, I have cake, lots of it, can you stalk me?

Anyway, I very rarely get spam since my laptop has very good filters, thank you very much Norton , but for some reason I had two in two days just now. Deleted them both but one I remember was asking me to send my bank details to some guy in Nigeria at the Nigerian National Bank or something like that, because apparently some old dear had died years ago and the will said that after ten years the money should be split between a load of randoms all over the place. Honestly, who would believe that?