Funny things you've learned from games
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Hasn't this been done before... oh well:
>Metal Gear Solid 4: Very old men can still bring down a the world's largest PMC and an organization that controls the world at the same time
>Soul Calibur series: It is possible to survive a sword/hammer/spear/axe/bigger sword/two swords/a sword that's a circular/etc.
>Gears of War: In order survive a major attack against a species that lived underground prior to the invasion, you must have a soul patch
>Any shooter: You can multiple gun shots as long as you wait about 10 seconds between each shot
>Halo 3: You can survive a hundred foot drop, as long as its within the map
>Various games: You can't jump
>JRPGs: The best way to fight is in a line and one at a time (it's been done before, hasn't it)
>N64 Golden Eye: You can duel wield anything
Maybe more to come
>Metal Gear Solid 4: Very old men can still bring down a the world's largest PMC and an organization that controls the world at the same time
>Soul Calibur series: It is possible to survive a sword/hammer/spear/axe/bigger sword/two swords/a sword that's a circular/etc.
>Gears of War: In order survive a major attack against a species that lived underground prior to the invasion, you must have a soul patch
>Any shooter: You can multiple gun shots as long as you wait about 10 seconds between each shot
>Halo 3: You can survive a hundred foot drop, as long as its within the map
>Various games: You can't jump
>JRPGs: The best way to fight is in a line and one at a time (it's been done before, hasn't it)
>N64 Golden Eye: You can duel wield anything
Maybe more to come
Fable 2: Only eating 20-ish vegetables will let you lose weight, because god forbid you could lose weight through sword fighting and running miles and miles and miles.
Fallout 3: It is perfectly acceptable to take several rounds square to the face at point blank range and survive.
Mass Effect: talk to everyone, at length, about their problems. Disregarding any immediate danger to do so. Nevermind the imminent destruction of all life in the galaxy. Saren will wait for you.
Mass Effect: talk to everyone, at length, about their problems. Disregarding any immediate danger to do so. Nevermind the imminent destruction of all life in the galaxy. Saren will wait for you.
Various games- Upon death, bodies will vanish into thin air.
Mortal Kombat- No matter how many times you kill someone, and tear their bodies apart, they will always come back to fight again without a single scratch.
Mortal Kombat- No matter how many times you kill someone, and tear their bodies apart, they will always come back to fight again without a single scratch.
you can type in the milkman on google image,and the first thing that comes up is Boyd.Michael_McCloud said:
Bioshock: Always, ALWAYS inject yourself with needles you find....who knows, it may give to the ability to shoot lightning out of your hands.
Roast chicken will immediately restore full health to anything and anybody, including Donald Duck. - Many, many, many games!
Also applies to large partly transparent white cases with red crosses on them - many, many, many other games!
Also applies to large partly transparent white cases with red crosses on them - many, many, many other games!
Super Smash Bros Melee: A child with a baseball bat and a yo-yo, can stomp your ass
Earthbound:Most Aliens that speak perfect English are always the one's that want to kill you
KOTOR
The exact opposite of Earthbound)
Mother 3: Transexuals Hold the powers of the Earth
Dead Rising: Drinking Coffee Creamer is healthier than eating bread
Earthbound:Most Aliens that speak perfect English are always the one's that want to kill you
KOTOR
The exact opposite of Earthbound)Mother 3: Transexuals Hold the powers of the Earth
Dead Rising: Drinking Coffee Creamer is healthier than eating bread
TF2: It's easy to tell who's talking in a group; just look for the exclamation mark floating over their head.
Audiosurf: Music is actually a code for arranging colorful blocks on a roadway.
Zelda: When in doubt, play a weird musical instrument. Also, gigantic bombs can be attached to arrows without affecting their range.
Smash Bros: Be sure to pick up any bombs you find, otherwise they will sneak up and blast you into the sky.
Pretty much any fighting game: Even if you're an inch from death, you can still fight like you're in perfect health.
Audiosurf: Music is actually a code for arranging colorful blocks on a roadway.
Zelda: When in doubt, play a weird musical instrument. Also, gigantic bombs can be attached to arrows without affecting their range.
Smash Bros: Be sure to pick up any bombs you find, otherwise they will sneak up and blast you into the sky.
Pretty much any fighting game: Even if you're an inch from death, you can still fight like you're in perfect health.
Various games- People are perfectly fine with you breaking into their house and stealing their stuff.