Furburt banned

[wooty]

I would have believed this story, only due to the fact that I ain't seen Furb post on here for a while.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

He deserved it. Furburt's always been a meanie. And hubilub. I mean, wotz that? Someone making bubbl noises?

FUCK YOU, YOU WILL DIE!

Ahum....

[sub]I'm not Hub[/sub]

Hmm...

[sub]I'm not Hub[/sub]

Hmmmmmm...

Wait a second...

Hey guys! I found Carmen Sandiego!!!

 

[reg42]

Seems people have forgotten how to manipulate the forum text using HTML brackets, no?

Mod Edit: No. Bad. Don't tell them these things.

[sub]User was banned for this post (Permanent).[/sub]

The bans are all genuine.

I know because now I can't bloody post!

[sub]I am not Hub...[/sub]

Let me fix that for you

The bans are all genuine.

I know because now Hub can't bloody post! I know because he like told me and stuff.

 

[Berethond]

Seems people have forgotten how to manipulate the forum text using HTML brackets, no?

Mod Edit: No. Bad. Don't tell them these things.

[sub]User was banned for this post (Permanent).[/sub]

I'd like to see you gray out your posts with HTML brackets.

Curses! It's the Rozzers! I've been rumbled!

*Dives off cliff*

I... I'm sorry, I don't speak British.
Seriously. I have no idea what you just said.

 

[brodie21]

oh, and they just announced a twilight video game, the announcement is below. apparently EA will be working on it and they are rumored to be considering bioware to develop it

Spoiler: here it is

you are an idiot

 

[reg42]

-snip-

Ah, thank you. Now he will never know I'm Hub!

... Can you fix that for me as well?

I'll try

Ah, thank you. Now he will never know I'm... Welsh?

Sorry Cap'n, she's broken.

 

[asinann]

He tells someone that he will PM a mod asking for a topic to be locked for someone and gets banned for it. Ya, sounds real to me.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Oh God, we're even making April Fool's jokes out of forum celebs getting banned.

*sigh* When will this fucking day end!?

It's been over the past four hours for me!
Nyeh!

You mean, you're still on your computer at 04:00?

Well, keep on truckin'.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Seems people have forgotten how to manipulate the forum text using HTML brackets, no?

Mod Edit: No. Bad. Don't tell them these things.

[sub]User was banned for this post (Permanent).[/sub]

I'd like to see you gray out your posts with HTML brackets.

Curses! It's the Rozzers! I've been rumbled!

*Dives off cliff*

I... I'm sorry, I don't speak British.
Seriously. I have no idea what you just said.

Translation:

Crap! It's the police! I've been found out!

*Jumps Off [sup][sup]Uh..[/sup][/sup] very tall rock formation?*

 

[Legion]

He deserved it. Furburt's always been a meanie. And hubilub. I mean, wotz that? Someone making bubbl noises?

*Looks below your name* I like your April Fools joke the most.

 

[asinann]

He tells someone that he will PM a mod asking for a topic to be locked for someone and gets banned for it. And the mods wonder why some people here think they are abusing their power.

*points towards calendar*

*pats on back*

Or you could read the edit where I caught it.

 

[T-Bone24]

April Fools!

[sub]I hope...[/sub]

 

[Berethond]

Seems people have forgotten how to manipulate the forum text using HTML brackets, no?

Mod Edit: No. Bad. Don't tell them these things.

[sub]User was banned for this post (Permanent).[/sub]

I'd like to see you gray out your posts with HTML brackets.

Curses! It's the Rozzers! I've been rumbled!

*Dives off cliff*

I... I'm sorry, I don't speak British.
Seriously. I have no idea what you just said.

Translation:

Crap! It's the police! I've been found out!

*Jumps Off [sup][sup]Uh..[/sup][/sup] very tall rock formation?*

I know what a cliff is.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

He deserved it. Furburt's always been a meanie.

Indeed, fellow Twilight fan, these people have been a splinter in our heel for too long!

And what do you do to deal with such splinters? Eliminate them from our site. This is what the mods are finally getting round to doing with users like Furburt and Hubilub. Constant PMs to Kuliani about their misbehavings have left me almost leaving this site in anger at the degeneration of the forums... again, after that last time this site died.

All users who have been banned from this site have been banned for perfectly rational reasons. Some of them have faced plenty enough mod wrath in the past for this to be justifiable, and others like Neon and Sassafrass are simply building up too much of a wall of elitism amongst the users with very high post counts to justify their existance on this site anymore. It's because of these reasons that those users should be banned permenantly, regardless of anyone who says otherwise.

To quote Bill Bailey:

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill the trolls! Look under the bridges, that's where they hide!

EDIT: Totally not stealing Root's joke.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

He deserved it. Furburt's always been a meanie. And hubilub. I mean, wotz that? Someone making bubbl noises?

*Looks below your name* I like your April Fools joke the most.

You hating on Twilight? Its teh most aWeSoMe book EVAH! Its got all handsum vampires and sparkles and stuff. Why isnt seen it in the march madnes competishun anyway huh? they made the awesum twilight seen-it game and ive played it with all my frends and they all agree its awesum apart from becky who dosnt like it but thats cuz she thinks its too scarey. Fact.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Fnarr fnarr.
He posted that he was getting banned on a usergroup this morning.

 

[MurderousToaster]

 

[Sleekgiant]

He deserved it. Furburt's always been a meanie. And hubilub. I mean, wotz that? Someone making bubbl noises?

FUCK YOU, YOU WILL DIE!

Ahum....

[sub]I'm not Hub[/sub]

Since you aren't Hub I can tell you what an egomaniac he was [sub]sarcasm[/sub]

 

[Distorted Stu]

Oh harr haaarrr.

 

[slowpoke999]

*Snip*

*x10000 hugs* Forgot Furburt, I'll post online tributes if you ever get banned, seriously you just made my day