Gallery of the Day - Pixelated Boobs

[LordMonty]

THIS IS FOR LOL'S?

It may have been wiser to make that more clear.

 

[Eri]

So many people crying. Delicious, delicious tears. Carry on with your incessant whining.

I commend you Escapist. These achingly-hip super-conscientious Escapist reader tears are absolutely delicious.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

I'm pretty sure Lulu from FFX is a bit more boob famous than even Tifa.

But you could have had like 90% of the females from Mortal Kombat, Dead or Alive, Soul Caliber, Tekken and King of Fighters into this list. And the T-girls too, Poison's got great boobs.

Though I'd have to say Taki's are most memorable. Whilst they are completely covered up they somehow seem to have more bouncy freedom and animation than the rest of them.

http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/boobstakisoulcalibur.jpg

I'm not familiar with Soul Calibur, but is that supposed to be some sort of magical spandex, or is that body paint?

 

[-Dragmire-]

Sorry, I laughed. I suppose I should feel bad about that... but I don't. I don't think this was meant to be taken seriously.

 

[Angelous Wang]

I'm pretty sure Lulu from FFX is a bit more boob famous than even Tifa.

But you could have had like 90% of the females from Mortal Kombat, Dead or Alive, Soul Caliber, Tekken and King of Fighters into this list. And the T-girls too, Poison's got great boobs.

Though I'd have to say Taki's are most memorable. Whilst they are completely covered up they somehow seem to have more bouncy freedom and animation than the rest of them.

http://cdn2.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/boobstakisoulcalibur.jpg

I'm not familiar with Soul Calibur, but is that supposed to be some sort of magical spandex, or is that body paint?

Magical Demon Hunting Ninja Spandex body suit.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Wow? Really people? It just just take the word or an image of boobs and some people goes apeshit like that? Some people can't take a joke.

 

[Something Amyss]

Someone's going to get shit for this.

Not in any meaningful sense, mind. A bunch of people are complaining in the comments, though.

 

[Something Amyss]

Wow? Really people? It just just take the word or an image of boobs and some people goes apeshit like that? Some people can't take a joke.

The fact that you just offered such an exaggerated response to an exaggerated response might be a sign to slow down, friend.

Overreacting to people overreacting is kind of strange.

 

[Candidus]

Though I'd have to say Taki's are most memorable. Whilst they are completely covered up they somehow seem to have more bouncy freedom and animation than the rest of them.

I think it's because they're so wonderfully divided; that causes them to occasionally collide rather than always swinging together. When you add the elasticity of the spandex to this scenario, collisions between the boobies develop a sort of "bungie-billiard" effect. *adjusts scientific glasses*

The bungie-billiard breast effect, yeees. This calls for several detailed diagrams and a dozen animated gifs. A pity I'd go from 1 green square to perma-banned if I followed through on that!

 

[puff ball]

i would hardly call this a comprehensive list but i suppose that's the problem there's just way to many to count and hardly enough actual good female characters.

 

[Erttheking]

.......Yeah. I love the Hell out of Dark Souls but..."Amazing Chest Ahead". The only half defense that I have is that she's supposed to be a fertility goddess, and even as I type I realize how pathetic that defense is.

Heck, at that point in the game I was glad to see anything that wasn't covered in tentacles, slime, or spikes.

I didn't know she was a fertility goddess though. Now I just feel like a boob for not putting two and two together.

Well she sorta kinda is. She's more like the goddess of the sun.

 

[Eternal_Lament]

With the amount of boob-fueled rage running rampant, this could totally backfire. *grabs popcorn*

One thing that does seem kind of sad though is how much more obvious they made Cortana's body shape as the series progressed. Partially because of technology I guess, but that doesn't really explain the unnecessary increase in bust size.

Yeah, one would think an A.I. would have little use for sex-a-fying itself. Especially seeing as her companion is an emotionless dude robot suit.

Also, how could you create a pixel boob gallery without these...

Spoiler

.......Yeah. I love the Hell out of Dark Souls but..."Amazing Chest Ahead". The only half defense that I have is that she's supposed to be a fertility goddess, and even as I type I realize how pathetic that defense is.

If there's any defense I would use for that, it would probably be the fact that:

Spoiler

Since she is an illusion of Gwyndolin, and since Gwyndolin is presumed to be working with Frampt, it would stand to reason that the illusion would try to convince you to go for Frampt's plan, and as far as ways to convince you...

I suppose, if nothing else, you could further the argument and claim it's actually there to accuse or point out players that fall for it...but I think that's stretching it

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

So many people crying. Delicious, delicious tears. Carry on with your incessant whining.

I commend you Escapist. These achingly-hip super-conscientious Escapist reader tears are absolutely delicious.

this, as soon as i clicked on this thread the tears just came flowing into my mouth, i'm not sure if i can consume so many.

the butthurt squad struck quickly and without mercy.

 

[Casual Shinji]

.......Yeah. I love the Hell out of Dark Souls but..."Amazing Chest Ahead". The only half defense that I have is that she's supposed to be a fertility goddess, and even as I type I realize how pathetic that defense is.

Heck, at that point in the game I was glad to see anything that wasn't covered in tentacles, slime, or spikes.

I didn't know she was a fertility goddess though. Now I just feel like a boob for not putting two and two together.

Well she sorta kinda is. She's more like the goddess of the sun.

Well, there's some celestial orb business going on with her, that's for sure.

 

[Erttheking]

With the amount of boob-fueled rage running rampant, this could totally backfire. *grabs popcorn*

One thing that does seem kind of sad though is how much more obvious they made Cortana's body shape as the series progressed. Partially because of technology I guess, but that doesn't really explain the unnecessary increase in bust size.

Yeah, one would think an A.I. would have little use for sex-a-fying itself. Especially seeing as her companion is an emotionless dude robot suit.

Also, how could you create a pixel boob gallery without these...

Spoiler

.......Yeah. I love the Hell out of Dark Souls but..."Amazing Chest Ahead". The only half defense that I have is that she's supposed to be a fertility goddess, and even as I type I realize how pathetic that defense is.

If there's any defense I would use for that, it would probably be the fact that:

Spoiler

Since she is an illusion of Gwyndolin, and since Gwyndolin is presumed to be working with Frampt, it would stand to reason that the illusion would try to convince you to go for Frampt's plan, and as far as ways to convince you...

I suppose, if nothing else, you could further the argument and claim it's actually there to accuse or point out players that fall for it...but I think that's stretching it

Spoiler

Considering that Gwyndolin is her brother, it's actually kind of horrifying when you think about it like that. Although I don't think it's the case considering you find a painting of her http://darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/gwynevere.jpg/268087714/400x270/gwynevere.jpg so the illusion seems to be pretty accurate. Not to mention no matter how I look at it it's still pretty funny considering her breasts are bigger than the MC

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm going to pretend this was a poorly executed joke, leave the thread and never return.

 

[RJ 17]

Not sure what the point of the article is, but now's a perfect time to mention who I think has the creepiest boobs in video games:

CHRIST ALMIGHTY MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Second place goes to (skip to 1:30):

Yeah......I remember being absolutely terrified of the giant fairies in OoT. Those ear-piercing laughs.....o.o

As for the video, I had almost forgotten about that boss. I remembered laughing my ass off when playing through that game and getting to her...her "I've taken damage!" animation is just her breasts jiggling like crazy!

 

[BX3]

This is unheard of! Unthinkable! Pure, UNADULTERATED, poor form by this great site! For shame, Escapist.

I mean... where the HELL is Anna Williams of Tekken 3?! Her entire focus in that game was to introduce boobs into the franchise! I mean, sure, Nina had her own game, but Anna was the Tina to Tekken 3, and you just plain forget about her?? And while we're on the subject of Tekken, Hel-looo, Christy Montero?

*SIGH*, Thought you guys were better than this.


...Hm? What? What did you guys think I was upset about?

 

[Reeve]

Why read this when I can go to pornhub?

Are you the same SnazzyMathematics that is always in the comments section of Game Grumps? xD

OT: I love me some pixelated boobs; some good pics there bros

Edit: Seems to be quite a lot of butthurt in this thread! Sorry I didn't get the memo about being serious and miserable all the time. Either way: MOAR!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

People tend to forget about it for some reason. It's stuck with me all these years mainly because it's a chick jiggling her boobs in a MARIO game of all things XD