Game characters you wouldn't want to bump into.

HAZEANDHALO

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MaxTheReaper said:
Sindre1 said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Uh, most of them?
Let's be honest, 99% of game characters end up killing everything in their way to see what's inside of it.

Getting stomped on by Mario means you're just as dead as if Kratos brutalized you.
/thread (I just now found out what that means :p)
Hooray for learning!
Zettamagnetic said:
Any of the TF2 classes or The green diamond from The Sims.
I never thought of it as a character, but that would be pretty terrifying.
"Where are the doors? And where did the bathroom g--I FEEL LIKE COOKING."
Yeah... scratch big daddy kirby MC and grunts
Here I am minding my buisiness
watching The news while in a bad mood
UNTIL! A GREEN..GREEN..uhm THING comes I wanna watch spo- IMA GO COOK WITH NO COOKING SKILL IN A BAD MOO- I GO IN BED ROOM THAT EMTY WITH NO DOORS
Then next day if i survied Im going to take a sh-I GO SWIMMING AND SELL LADDERS
 

Refritz

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The Big Daddy from Bioshock. Eek! First of all... You wouldn't even be able to have a decent conversation with him... And if you make it angry then Its all over!
 

floraltaffer

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Garrett from the Thief series.

Because I'm not supposed to know he's there and if I'm meeting him, that means he's already swipped my stuff.
 

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IxionIndustries said:
Umm.. I wouldn't want to meet the Gatekeeper from Shivering Isles..
The gatekeeper? I'd be scared of sheogorath more, going from wanting to rip out your intestines and skip rope with them to being your friend. Also with the power to make you be 7000 feet above ground.
 

Zinras

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LockHeart said:
SHODAN...

/thread.
She can hack my augmentations anytime :D

I'd probably say the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's BFD because just the smell of being in the same room as an opera singing pile of shit the size of a small mountain would kill me.
 

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Cheesebob said:
Ivy.

Can you imagine how scary a 6ft sword/whip women with breasts the size of watermelons and enough clothes to cover a small water biscuit would be to meet?
Well at least I would die happy.

Ash..................shudder...

I would quite like to meet pacman.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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tellmeimaninja said:
I would not want to meet Link from legend of Zelda, as It would be impossible to communicate, He would break all of my vases, and if he hurt himself, he might try to cut my heart out to heal himself.
I just have to bring this up, as you're the second person to say Link is mute. HE IS NOT. In all of his games he says, his name, where he's going, what has happened to him, what he's looking for, who he's looking for and who sent him.

Mute my ass.

But anyway, I wouldn't want to run into Ridley, Bowser, Kraid, any of the Halo prophets, any of the Flood, any Brutes, I would like to see and Elite if it didn't kill me, Godzilla would be bad, any of my characters from fable or Kotor (because they would all lightning me, do 5000 damage with Skorm's bows, stab to death with lightsabers, rip out my heart and eat it), or Jack of Blades or Darth Malak for that matter.

Really I don't think I would want to see any video game villain, unless it was Lucien from Fable 2 and I had a gun. I could win that.
 

Crazyshak48

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Hmmmm...Sephiroth, Kratos, Nightmare, Kane from Command and Conquer (Because he WON'T FREAKING DIE!!!), any of the people who drive the cars in Burnout, and the entire cast of Super Smash Brothers (Now THAT would be frightening). Possibly Ratchet and Clank as well. They tend to bring absurd mass destruction wherever they go, even if they do mean well. Same goes for Gordon Freeman.
 

suhlEap

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Cheesebob said:
Ivy.

Can you imagine how scary a 6ft sword/whip women with breasts the size of watermelons and enough clothes to cover a small water biscuit would be to meet?
that doesn't sound that scary to me :p