Game characters you wouldn't want to bump into.

[bobayoga]

Bowser, what a jerk. Not only is he mean, but he is incredibly stupid. Not quite a monster I would invite to have supper with me.

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Any of the Zerg from Starcraft.

Cause you know...youd be kinda dead.

 

[BBLIZZARD]

Solid Snake, because if I spotted him, he'd probably snap my neck or something.

 

[The DSM]

A trip mine.. yeah those guys arnt to social..

 

[TheDemolisher]

Eddie Low from GTA 4.

Oh yeah, he's pretty creepy, I mean very creepy. Niko Bellic seems pretty brutal aswell but so do most of GTAIV's characters. I think Dimitri Rascalov is just annoying so i wouldn't like to meet him. The guys from The Lost and Damned are pretty mean aswell, the Dine & Dash killer in that is scarily weird, kinda like Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Sable Gear]

I would not want to meet Link from legend of Zelda, as It would be impossible to communicate, He would break all of my vases, and if he hurt himself, he might try to cut my heart out to heal himself.

I just have to bring this up, as you're the second person to say Link is mute. HE IS NOT. In all of his games he says, his name, where he's going, what has happened to him, what he's looking for, who he's looking for and who sent him.

Mute my ass.

But anyway, I wouldn't want to run into Ridley, Bowser, Kraid, any of the Halo prophets, any of the Flood, any Brutes, I would like to see and Elite if it didn't kill me, Godzilla would be bad, any of my characters from fable or Kotor (because they would all lightning me, do 5000 damage with Skorm's bows, stab to death with lightsabers, rip out my heart and eat it), or Jack of Blades or Darth Malak for that matter.

Really I don't think I would want to see any video game villain, unless it was Lucien from Fable 2 and I had a gun. I could win that.

all the games I have played, link never talks, he just grunts. I have no idea what you've been playing.

It's unwritten unvoiced dialogue, but everytime he's asked a quesiton he does respond...*gasp* maybe he's telepathic!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Uh, most of them?
Let's be honest, 99% of game characters end up killing everything in their way to see what's inside of it.

Getting stomped on by Mario means you're just as dead as if Kratos brutalized you.

While I am certain it would be horrific, I think their would a certain humor to seeing Mario jump on someone and use his body weight to flatten them.

Dark Falz or Olga Flow, the final bosses to episode 1 and 2 of Phantasy Star Online respectively. If I saw either of those two, I would crap bricks! Or Diablo, that would suck! Watch out for that crimson lightning!

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

RAAM from GoW. Or that other guy with the chainsaw staff.

 

[TheRockNRolla]

Saren from Mass Effect, he'd shoot me in the back of the skull.

 

[ChineseDisease]

Solid Snake, because if I spotted him, he'd probably snap my neck or something.

It wouldn't be that hard to miss him, just look for the moving cardboard box. Just hide your red exclamation marks.

For me it'd be Katamari or Navi. *shudder*

 

[fontlas]

That's weird, because I'd love to meet Frank. He's awesome! Anyway, probably something from Left 4 Dead, specifically: Boomer.

 

[carsenere]

the god from black and white 2 when i have been playing. or the creature.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Solid Snake, because if I spotted him, he'd probably snap my neck or something.

You'd get a exclamation point over your head.

 

[Simriel]

Saren.

 

[ShadowSlayer73]

The Death Knight from Castle Crashers. He would own my ass into the floor.

 

[ThatJoelGuy]

Walachia from Melty blood. The dudes ****ing insane

 

[Sewer Rat]

The Blind man from RE4, mainly because he would probably slice my chest open with his Barraka like arm blades the second I get within 10 ft, let alone bumping into him.

 

[papercoin]

Grimp from Eden. He's just be bouncing all over the place all the time, and it'd be very difficult to hold a conversation with him while he was spinning webs all over you