Gamer Geeks Pick Up Girls With StarCraft Lingo

[Clive Howlitzer]

Actually, funny story that is sorta relevant to this. A friend of mine really had the hots for this girl named Taryn, not 100% sure on spelling but it was pronounced Terran.
So I turned to him one time after he had been swooning over her and quipped "I bet you want to Zerg rush that Terran." Good times...

 

[_Janny_]

The Zerg rush one was adorable! XD

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"Nuclear launch detected"

10 seconds in and I'm already laughing.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[standokan]

That Zergrush might just work.

 

[anian]

What bothers me is that the part "What are you talking about?" and "My number is..." is always cut out. And what city is that where random people can start talking to you in the middle of the street about something you don't understand and after 5 minutes you give them your phone number?

It's mostly confidence and "don't look creepy or dangerous" vibe. Besides that, and this is a male hetero stand so it could be wrong, but I don't think those guys have trouble with the oppposite sex that much anyway.

 

[Ghored]

Oh man, this was hilarious. Everything from the "Nuclear Launch Detected" to the "Wanna see my Dark Templar tattoo?" was amazing, especially considering how much of it worked.

 

[Elosandi]

That was hilarious. I would try it myself, but the only girl I ever had any attraction to and I had an ideological conflict eventually; so she wasn't worth the effort anymore.

I can use the "Bad manner" in other situations too though.

The IMBA and Nuclear Launch were painful, but other than that it was great.

Though, I have to say, overlords are terrible at spotting dark templar.

 

[The Red Spy]

Is how cute you are true, or is it just a hallucination?

I saw you, and your looks opened up the wall right into my main.

Me, you, 2vs2. Let's show the world how we play this game.

I know you've tech'd nuke, because your looks blew me away.

I've (sadly) got more.

That Zergrush might just work.

Unless they wall off, it always works.

 

[AquaAscension]

Is how cute you are true, or is it just a hallucination?

I saw you, and your looks opened up the wall right into my main.

Me, you, 2vs2. Let's show the world how we play this game.

I know you've tech'd nuke, because your looks blew me away.

I've (sadly) got more.

That Zergrush might just work.

Unless they wall off, it always works.

Yeah but less so if they're protoss. Anywho,

I hope we get closer spawns next time...
You just extended my thermal lance...
I could shoot and scoot with you all day...
Do your eyes have kinetic shells because they just stopped me from getting away...
You can drop on my mineral line anytime...
Do you have a forge because I think you just fast expanded into my heart...
This line is like a 6 pool... cheesy.

That's really all I've got. I think I may have to go take a shower after coming up with such horrible lines though.

 

[Mackinator]

That video was actually hilarious. It doesnt even matter if he got the real numbers or not because he got talking to girls for more than 5 minutes haha!

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Hilarious video when they said "Day 9 made me do it" I just couldnt stop laughing.

You just extended my thermal lance...

+1 to you sir

 

[chickenlord]

...girls give there numbers way to easily... not sure if i want to be happy or afraid for their lives

 

[Callex]

Fun idea, but that was just too cringe-inducing for me to watch all the way through.

Maybe it's a UK thing; someone tries talking to you in the street here and you just put your head down and carry on walking.

 

[theevilsanta]

I'm assuming these girls are underclassmen at a local college, they look about the age and lack the cynicism. Also you hear a lot of geeky/bizarre crap at college and are always looking to meet people of the opposite sex, even if you have to go through a weird friend spouting SC2 quotes.

Also I'm now upset that I've been a TLO fan for so long and never realized his name could be another word for a penis. Clever girl.

DayJ made me do it was classic, I'm going to watch another video and almost certain subscribe.

 

[BabyRaptor]

StarCraft? Really? Ew...A guy quoting StarCraft to me wouldn't get a second look, I don't care how confident he is.

Now, if someone were to hit on me quoting, say...Legend of Legaia, or some other obscure, older game, I'd probably melt.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Nah, if you moved to Korea even the girls that don't play Starcraft would still beat you at it. Bad idea, imo.