Gamer Geeks Pick Up Girls With StarCraft Lingo
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If you think this one is funny, go to their page on YouTube. They have one where they use professional wrestling quotes. Golden.
They go for it because they can tell it's a joke. Make a girl laugh with you (with not at) and you're half way there. If you start spewing info seriously, without checking if she's interested in it too, she'll think you're into yourself too much and not paying her enough attention.RAKtheUndead said:
TL;DR version: We don't want know you, we want you to want to know us and get a feel of who you are at the same time.
Well, I may not be like other guys but I know I could hold to you like a Ra Seru. It may not be much but it could be a tornado flame romance, can you think of a better way of clearing the Mist?BabyRaptor said:
Good effort?
You hate women because they roll their eyes when you approach them and discuss something they don't like in a serious fashion (as opposed to the overtly joking manner used in the video)? I gotta tell ya, I'd roll my eyes if a girl or guy tried hitting on me by delving into their hobby before even asking me if I enjoy it. That's hardly a way to make a friend of someone.RAKtheUndead said:
It's kinda like walking into a room, farting and blaming everyone for walking out. People tend to not like stuff like that.
I think you hate your inability to pick up members of the opposite sex for dates. Disliking a gender is just sexist and inane. As to your supposed hatred of men - that comes off as jealousy. See, when we are jealous of something or someone, we reflect that upon ourselves and perceive it as an inadequacy. For example: if someone is really good at socializing and relationships and I am horrible at the former and have no experience in the latter, I could be jealous of them and consider myself inferior. No one wants to think of themselves as weak, stupid, awkward or straight up inferior. So, what do we do? We blame the others. Why hate ourselves and consider our own personal issues and anxieties when we can drag others down and pretend it is they who have the problem? Ultimately this fails its purpose, however, as those we are jealous of continue down the path we would seek to tread on (be it success, wealth, fame, relationships - whatever) and we continue to stubbornly refuse to acknowledge our issues and thus sink further into them, creating victims of ourselves and further reaffirming our perceived inadequacies. It's quite a viscous cycle!
"We're making a comedy show. Can you pretend to give me your number? Kthx."chickenlord said:...girls give there numbers way to easily... not sure if i want to be happy or afraid for their lives
i had faith in the legitimacy of the video... if they did what you said... thenv whats the point of the experimentDanceofmasks said:"We're making a comedy show. Can you pretend to give me your number? Kthx."chickenlord said:...girls give there numbers way to easily... not sure if i want to be happy or afraid for their lives
I'm surprised I didn't notice the chick in black was adjusting her boobs the first time I saw it.
Awesome video, but it's probably more about how they delivered the lines than what they actually said.
Awesome video, but it's probably more about how they delivered the lines than what they actually said.
Nearly all of those were incredibly painful. But this one was just genius:
"Hey, I was scouting the area to reveal more of the map when I noticed you guys and wanted to say hi."
I mean, come on. That is just made of win. If I ever have occasion to use a pick-up line in jest, this is definitely one of the top candidates.
"Hey, I was scouting the area to reveal more of the map when I noticed you guys and wanted to say hi."
I mean, come on. That is just made of win. If I ever have occasion to use a pick-up line in jest, this is definitely one of the top candidates.
They would totally bomb in Asia. I don't think you're even allowed to flirt with someone you don't already know.kurupt87 said: