As yes, fat people. The only group left you can make fun of. The only group left that you can JOIN!
You know what? I'm 285 on light day, and yes, I have a belly (but I earned it, it's all side effects of good times had at the pub...sorry, my friend Gavin is English and it seems barbaric to say "bar" anymore) but I am not a ball of flab with apendages, either...yet it seems unless I have that coveted six pack, I am instantly branded a "fattie".
Not only is it insensitive, it's infuriating. Not to mention all the idiots who've been blowing steam on this thread already. If you're not chunky, than you don't know, and that's all there is to it.
Yes, some people are lazy and just "let themselves go", others, like me, are just genetically predisposed to being big. And by big, I don't mean it's a new version of "I'm not fat, I'm big boned", I am physically big. Six foot and 165 by the time I was sixteen, but since I wasn't on the football team, everyone just assumed I ate myself that huge, even though I was technically "skinny", as in "no belly, but no tone either."
After I joined the Army it just got worse, I was still six foot, but I'd gotten up to 200 by then, which is two pounds overweight by the Army's standard for six foot 18 year-olds. As I was in basic training, I obviously started working out, but I never lost any weight...in fact, just the opposite happened; I gained. Yes, I was burning fat, but I was also building muscle...my drill sergeants, of course, were pissed as all hell because at 210, I was still "fat".
Ten years later, I am out of the armed services, and my waist has gone from a 38 to a 42, and yes, marriage and a child and a sedentary lifestyle have contributed to that, but I can still walk into a gym and put up 250 on a bench easy, I can still put up 600 on the leg press or hit the track and run a mile in ten minutes (hey, I'm almost 30, what do want from me?)...and yet, I am still considered "fat", all because of the pony keg under my shirt, and now I have to deal with ignoramuses at GAME STOP of all places, trying to shame ME into losing weight? I got enough of that shit from my mom and grandmother, I don't need it from some plastic assholes in California, too.
If this thread had to do with anything else, i.e., anything of a racial nature, or dealing with sexual orientation, or even some "hot button" political topic (abortion, the first black president, etc.) this thread would have been locked already, but since it's just us fat kids, well, have at it.
"Hey yo, fat people are hard to kidnap/So if you're fat and you're all in this *****, then grab your nutsack/Fat bitches, don't feel left out/Cause you can grab one of them skinny bitches, and knock her ass out/Chubby love, show a ninja some/Cause this fat ************ stay ready however they come..."
--Fat Kidz by Twiztid.