Gaming Character Fights You'd Like To See

EittilDratsab

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Master Chief vs. Freeman, Master Chief would win

Even though Gordon has 10 guns, I have a hard time imagining him actually moving with all the heavy equipment. Master Chief would pwn him in a heartbeat (using regular weapons).

If Gordon has the gravity gun, he'd win hands down.
He'd probably be throwing Master Chief's dead body over to DOG.
 

The Poet

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There is one massive fight that you've missed. It's not between 2 characters, but thousands.

Combine vs Covenant

That would be awesome! Since we don't know a lot about Combine they probably have a few surprises. Oh! And no space ships for Covenant, ground troops only. You can't tell me that you wouldn't want to see a Strider vs Wraith or Hunter vs Hunter or Hunter vs Ghost! It would be the most wicked thing the world has ever seen except for maybe Barbie on Swan Lake!
 
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Unfortunately, the Covenant would probably pwn the combine in a ground engagement. Simply put, the covenant have way more sheer firepower available, while the combine we have seen so far constitute an occupying force that only has to deal with a rag-tag band of scrappy rebels, a few scientists, and one theoretical physicist in a hazard suit. If, on the other hand, you give the combine access to roughly equivalent forces, I can imagine their intelligent, agile synths being absolute terrors against the clumsy combine vehicles. Imagine the fight between a Gunship and three banshees, or three hunters vs a standard covenant squad of grunts, elites, and jackals. Hells, I'd like to see a covenant hunter vs a hunter synth.

One thing to keep in mind is that Halo has far, far heavier weapons than the Half Life universe. Gordon can only carry three rockets, three weak grenades, five concussion grenades, three pulse orbs, and whatever he's holding with the gravity gun. MC, on the other hand, can carry 12 grenades of various types, 10 rockets, and a lazer capable of destroying ANYTHING. and, he has access to turrets.

In a fight between MC and gordon, I would like to point out that gordon wins out in one particular area: brains. halo is, crudely put, an "insipid boom-fest." (Yahtzee) you kill things by shooting them. end of story. Gordon, on the other hand, has a long history of puzzle-solving, implementation of terrain and surrounding objects, and elimination of targets via non-traditional means. MC is, admittedly, a master of military tactics, but Gordon is just plain smarter and more versatile/flexible.

None of this changes the fact that MC has an extremely powerfull regenerating energy sheild that gordon isnt very well-equiped to bring down (no plasma weapons). On the other hand...gordon might well have more health/armor than the MC...it's so hard to judge, because the power levels of the two games are so different.
 

PurpleRain

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Okay. I have three I have long thought about:

The alcholic cop guy from Stranglehold Vs at least 1000 zombies. Imagine the spiny attack!

Frank West Vs Stubbs the Zombie. One kills hundreds of zombies the other kills hundreds of people and makes them zombies.

Last and probably the best: Raz vs Conker. I just want to see into Conkers perverted mind.
 

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Mairsil the Pretender said:
In a fight between MC and gordon, I would like to point out that gordon wins out in one particular area: brains. halo is, crudely put, an "insipid boom-fest." (Yahtzee) you kill things by shooting them. end of story. Gordon, on the other hand, has a long history of puzzle-solving, implementation of terrain and surrounding objects, and elimination of targets via non-traditional means. MC is, admittedly, a master of military tactics, but Gordon is just plain smarter and more versatile/flexible.

None of this changes the fact that MC has an extremely powerfull regenerating energy sheild that gordon isnt very well-equiped to bring down (no plasma weapons). On the other hand...gordon might well have more health/armor than the MC...it's so hard to judge, because the power levels of the two games are so different.
It's not like plasma weapons are necessary, explosives work too. Also, what the heck do you call the assault rifle secondary fire orb of freaking insta-kill disintegrating doom?
And I giggle at everyone who says that MC is stronger than Gordon (or on the flip side, that Gordon can't move fast with his ten guns), since Gordon is both faster AND stronger, clearly shown by gameplay (He can forward-hop at a tremendous speed that MC could frankly, never match. All while wearing ten guns of varying sizes. MC does have the psychic flip that only works on overturned vehicles though.)

Gordon cannot only carry "three rockets, three weak grenades, five concussion grenades, three pulse orbs, and whatever he's holding with the gravity gun.".
He can carry a handgun, about ten clips for it, a very heavy and obscenely strong magnum revolver and six or so chamber-fillings worth of ammo, a submachinegun with a built-in grenade launcher, about three of those grenades and about ten reloads worth of submachinegun ammo (and of course, getting in the general few-meter vicinity of MC with the grenade launcher will insta-kill him. Explosives tend to do that to him.), a big assault rifle, three huge pulse orbs and about six or seven reloads worth of ammo, a big shotgun and a bunch of ammo, a huge crossbow and a bunch of big, heavy pieces of rebar-turned-ammo, a rocket launcher and a few rockets, several concussive grenades, an infinite supply of yucky orbs that cause a bunch of huge, ferocious insects to blindly attack whatever they're thrown at AND the very big and heavy Gravity Gun.
AND what the gravity gun's holding.

MC can hold: Two weapons. Spare ammo. A bunch of grenades.

I'm at a loss for seeing how this could possibly be translated into MC being more physically capable than Gordon.
Ignoring stationary weaponry (of which Gordon have some anyway, so it's not like MC is alone in using turrets), a fight would logically go something like this...
MC and Gordon meet, both armed with the cookie-cutter soldier-weapon-of-choice (Assault rifle for MC, SMG for Gordon). MC opens fire, gordon uses the secondary fire and kills Chief in a single underslung grenade, taking a bit of damage from MC's fire, thinks "That's a funny-looking combine" and moves on.

Or quite possibly, Gordon holding a filing cabinet to act as an impenetrable shield, hopping forward at a speed that MC could never even theoretically match, and then unleashing about two hundred pounds of steel flying at 150m/h at MC's skull. Gordon moves on without taking any damage, since any grenades thrown at his feet he can out-bounce before they go off.


Put simply, MC is nowhere near as powerful as you'd think when compared to more old-school FPS heroes like Gordon Freeman. Having a hit point measured in percentage is a very powerful perk, giving you enough stamina to survive very many things that would kill the chief in a second or two. (Sustained weapons fire comes to mind)
Getting more than two weapons is an infinite boon as well, since this lets Gordon decide exactly how to fight, while Chief is limited to his gear. If he does not find a sniper rifle, for example, Gordon can use the rocket launcher and it's laser-seeking function to accurately insta-kill MC (or the crossbow to the same effect, if you prefer to funnily nail MC's skull to the wall) without the chief having much in choice of retaliation.
MC, while strong by his world's standards, and quite possibly by the standards of all wolverine-healers that seem to be so popular in action and FPS games nowadays, is nowhere near as powerful as one of the older heroes whose hitpoints are measured from one to a hundred on the HUD.

In short, even without Gordon's incredible button-pushing MIT science knowledge, Master Chief is gonna get his booty handed to him HARD by someone who's wearing glasses.
If the combine are wimpier than the covenant, possibly. But remember that the covenant even on easier difficulties will kill MC real (REAL) fast if you expose yourself, while even on the hardest difficulty the combine rarely prove a difficulty for Gordon.
 

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josh797 said:
broadband said:
maybe 47 vs sam fisher, nah 47 would win for sure
no chance in hell, 47 is so terrible, sam could out stealth him in a sec, 47 wouldnt even see him coming. what can 47 do? shoot? and change clothes. compare that to sam, whos got a rappel rope, guns launchers all sorts of grenades. fisher would kill 47
oh please, 47 has a map that shows where the people is specially his targets, he carry 2 colt-like powerfull pistols, and in blood money he has a custom mp5, a automatic shotgun and a m4 carbine, when sam fisher just has a silenced pistol and a silenced 1 shot rifle.

if sam fisher is targeted, 47 would justhaveto look at the map and then use one of his powerfull guns
 

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josh797 said:
broadband said:
maybe 47 vs sam fisher, nah 47 would win for sure
no chance in hell, 47 is so terrible, sam could out stealth him in a sec, 47 wouldnt even see him coming. what can 47 do? shoot? and change clothes. compare that to sam, whos got a rappel rope, guns launchers all sorts of grenades. fisher would kill 47
oh please, 47 has a map that shows where the people is specially his targets, he carry 2 colt-like powerfull pistols, and in blood money he has a custom mp5, a automatic shotgun and a m4 carbine, when sam fisher just has a silenced pistol and a silenced 1 shot rifle.

if sam fisher is targeted, 47 would just have to look at the map and then use one of his powerfull guns.

also about the covenant vs combine, we never see the real combines that conquered the earth in 7 hours, what we see is somekind of peace keeping force, established for say it in someway, where the covenant take planes, the combine travel throug dimentions.

and is MC throws a plasma grenade to Freeman, he just needs to draw the gravity gun and shoot the grenade so fast that MC would never realize that he has the grenade already attached
 

Razzle Bathbone

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the_tralfalmadorian said:
and that fight isnt even close to fair. Jack would rip Rayne to shreds.
True. That's why I want to see it. It's always a pleasure to see a man who enjoys his work. Especially when it involves disemboweling an insipid bimbo.

the_tralfalmadorian said:
a better fight would be Smiling Jack vs. Kain from the LoK series. Actually Kain would probably own Smiling Jack (as much as i love him), do to the whole Time travel thing and that uber badass sword of doom he calls the soul reaver.
Hmm. If you're going to pit Kain against somebody from VtM:B, I think the cabbie might be a more appropriate choice. Wouldn't you agree?
 

Mr. Bubbles

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Sonic versus the Scout in TF2. It would be worth nearly anything to watch a Scout pummel that horrid blue hedgehog into a pulpy mess.
 

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Nightmare/Seigfred from Soul Calibur vs Sephiroth/Cloud - This might be interesting, especially if they were both there, Nightmare in his enchanted suit of armor and Seigfred in is wussy human gear. A 2v2 would be interesting, considering the two pairs are polar opposites.

Nomad (w/ Nanosuit) vs Samus - I could probably swap Nomad with Psycho, because I want to see 'Jason Statham' beating the shit out of Samus one day.

James Earl Cash vs Tommy Vercetti - Cmon, don't tell me you don't want to see this happen. One's a guy forced to do a snuff film and manipulated by a man who has control over the law, and the other is a guy I've spent many a day beating up civilians with. Could replace either of them with the protagonist from the original True Crime game, too.

The Strogg vs The Combine vs The Covenant - Lets weigh it out: As of ET:QW, the Strogg invade Earth. They've got incredible alien technology, huge airborne vehicles, satellite attacks and a class system.

The Covenant have taken over the earth as well, quote above.

The Combine have real alien beings - Hunters, Striders, Headcrab shells, Advisors, probably even more alien types we haven't heard of (Dr. Breen's host body?). They've got insane technology, teleports and all and we know shit all about them.

Oh, and Jack Thompson vs Arthas. That would be badass.
 

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Santhenar said:
sammyfreak said:
Manny Chavera VS Oscard Wilde

They would show that words are more powerful then guns and in the end Manny would win.
No one can beat Oscar Wilde!!
(Assuming that's who you meant and just misspelled it.)
You have found my Kryptonite good sir.
 

The Poet

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Let me make and narrate some fights:

1) Marcus Fenix vs Master Chief

2) Nomad vs Jack Carver

Fight 1)

Arena: Urban Combat

Round 1:

Weapons: Lancer/Assualt Rifle

Master Chief loads his assualt rifle and turns the corner. He looks down the street and walks slowly down it. All of a sudden a rifle pops up from a nearby car and fires some rounds at him. Master Chiefs shields flicker a bit and Chief jumps the car and faces Fenix. Fenix revs up his chainsaw and slashes once at Chief but has his chainsaw deflect off Master Chiefs heavy armor. Chief laughs and hits him in the chest with his Assualt Rifle but that also bounces off Fenix's heavy armor. Fenix then revs his chainsaw again and aims at the very open neck of Master Chief. Fenix has Master Chiefs head mounted on a wall and wins.

Round 2:

Weapons: Snipers

Chief walks into the street and aims his rifle. He sees nothing and proceeds to run down the street in another run-n-gun technique. Fenix pops up from his cover and scores an easy head shot on Cheif. Chief learns about how to use cover.

Round 3:

Weapons: Spartan Laser/Hammer of Dawn

Chief feels invincible carrying his laser down the street. He sees Fenix run from cover to cover with amazingly great speed. Chief charges his laser but misses his mark. As he waits for his laser to recharge he sees Fenix stop. He sees a little laser touch the ground in front of him. He fears the worst and runs down the street but sees the laser touch down and rip the road he's standing on in two. He has no chance of outrunning the laser and quickly becomes a dark spot on the road.

Winner: Marcus Fenix because he is smarter and knows what to fucking do with cover and has better weapons.

Fight 2)

Arena: Jungle

Round 1:

Weapons: Nano Suit Strength/Feral Attack

Nomad jumps high at Jack as does he. Nomad tries to grab his neck but is quickly clawed by Jack in the face. Jack than proceeds with clawing out his heart once they land.

Round 2:

Weapons: Nano Suit Cloak/Trapping

Jack quickly sets up his traps surrounding him. He bends the tree branches back and places claymores everywhere. Nomad sees the hawaian shirt man holding his gun and turning on one spot. Nomad slowly creeps up on him but gets a spiked tree branch in his face which throws him off a cliff behind him.

Round 3:

Weapons: Nano Suit Speed/Feral Speed

Nomad sees Jack running at him through the bushes. Remembering those claws Nomad decides to do what anyman with a nano-suit and balls like that would do, turn on his Speed mode and run away. He makes it about 20 feet before his Nano-Suit is done and curses as Jack has another serving of raw-hearts.


Winner: Jack Carver because of his huge balls and feral instincts.