Gaming Mysteries

[tiredinnuendo]

Why the hell would anyone only PRETEND to have played Psychonauts? That's like pretending to have tried pizza.

I don't know. I guess they want to fit in with everyone who eats pizza and talks about it all the time. All I know is that games like Psychonauts and Beyond Good and Evil get talked up on boards like this a whole lot, but if half the people that I've seen make claims of playing them back in the day actually had, they probably wouldn't have been total flops.

- J

Who said back in the day? I got mine secondhand.

Man, I've just got too many jokes to make about this one, but they'd all come off as insulting because the Internet has no inflection, and I wouldn't want that.

We'll leave my response at, "Good for you."

- J

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

My favorite: Why does Sephiroth develop such a complicated scheme to destroy the planet, when he already has the power to destroy the entire solar system?

 

[fluffylandmine]

why don't you love me! that's my mystery towards JRPGs. I try and I try but you never tell me what's happening in a way I can understand(this also goes for J- anythings)

 

[Aries_Split]

If the chimera originated in Russia, but excavated a tower in europe, and can turn humans into them, are they alien or human?

In the beginning of Resistance, when Nathan looks at the photograph of the Soldiers from Project Abraham, what the fuck is that thing in the window?

 

[Evilbunny]

Why do the metal gears roar? They explain EVERYTHING else in that series except that.

Friction and stress upon the joints, and exhausts being vented quickly.

Fine, then why do the geckos moo?

 

[tiredinnuendo]

Why do the metal gears roar? They explain EVERYTHING else in that series except that.

Friction and stress upon the joints, and exhausts being vented quickly.

Fine, then why do the geckos moo?

That is *also* because of nanomachines and the Patriots.

- J

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Why are the people in TF2 fighting?

Because the blu guys said the red guys were ugly. And the red guys were all like "no your ugly" and the blu guys were like say whattttt????

 

[Aries_Split]

Why do the metal gears roar? They explain EVERYTHING else in that series except that.

Friction and stress upon the joints, and exhausts being vented quickly.

Fine, then why do the geckos moo?

That is *also* because of nanomachines and the Patriots.

- J

Actually the gecko's do more then moo. They reproduce Japanese insects as well, because it creates a psychological relaxation effect in the mind, making soldiers less effective in combat. It's genius really.

 

[DARKLARK]

all gaming mysteries are caused by the patriots DUH

 

[Aries_Split]

Why do the metal gears roar? They explain EVERYTHING else in that series except that.

Friction and stress upon the joints, and exhausts being vented quickly.

Fine, then why do the geckos moo?

I thought that was mooing too.

It was actually a similar thing. You know when you listen to hydraulics (don't matter where), the sort of sound it makes then? That the sound a Gecko makes.

Actually untrue Indigo, and I'm gonna have to call you on it . In an interview with Hideo Kojima conducted by PSM, he states that they are in fact mooing. read my post a few posts up to find out why.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

How did Mario get Bowser to go Go-Karting with him?!

 

[poopdog]

what the hell is in gman's briefcase?!?

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Why are the people in TF2 fighting?

Spoiler: big picture

EDIT:

OK so that awesome comic is replaced with an awesome picture, so here is a link [http://www.blastwavecomic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1] to the comic, so maybe the image will work.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Double Post, blarg ;_;

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Whatever happened to our characters legs in most fps's?

Why has the devil not had a talk with kratos, Trying to get him to stop ruining his creditability for most badass person on planet.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Whatever happened to our characters legs in most fps's?

Why has the devil not had a talk with kratos, Trying to get him to stop ruining his creditability for most badass person on planet.

Oh, I have one:

WHY DOES ZEUS BLEED?!