Gaming Mysteries

[shatnershaman]

Why, with all the laser guns and AR2's, are people using crossbows in Half Life 2?

Because rebels don't have access to AR2's. They are, after all, rebels.

Then they would have AKs.

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

Why, with all the laser guns and AR2's, are people using crossbows in Half Life 2?

Because rebels don't have access to AR2's. They are, after all, rebels.

Then they would have AKs.

Very clever of you.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Why can't the weapons in Soul Calibur Calibre kill or even cut anybody?

What is G-Man's relationship with the Vortigaunts and is he an ally an enemy or other?

 

[tiredinnuendo]

I'm seeing a nuclear whale being shot by four Death Stars.

It's quotes like this that make me wish we used signatures on this board.

- J

 

[Dah big bad wolf]

Why, with all the laser guns and AR2's, are people using crossbows in Half Life 2?

Because it pins ragdolls to wall so lovely :3

But then, again, why a crossbow shot to an hand is deadly?

It could be coated in Cynide?

 

[core_luros]

Here's one. How can people die in any Final Fantasy game despite having the ability to heal and resurrect? It's like they forget that they had these abilities as they die.

 

[lenneth]

How Come most people think Sons of liberty is better than Snake Eater?

 

[Limos]

Here's one. How can people die in any Final Fantasy game despite having the ability to heal and resurrect? It's like they forget that they had these abilities as they die.

I have an example of that. Why does Aeris, WHO I EQUIPPED WITH AN ANGEL RING!! Die when stabbed by sephiroth. She has freakin Auto resurrect!!

 

[tiredinnuendo]

How Come most people think Sons of liberty is better than Snake Eater?

What?

Most of the people I've heard from think Sons of Liberty was awful. Who've you been talking to?

- J

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

Cause it was more revolutionary for the time period?

i liked how i was tricked into thinking that a crappy badly controlled fist fight on the the head of a Metal Gear unit was so epicly epic.

 

[defcon 1]

In FFX when everyone is trying to save Yuna from Seymour's wedding, they had to surrender because a few guards were pointing guns at us. Why? We just killed a dragon, people who shot us with the same guns you have, flamethrowers and robots that can permanently remove people from the match. So why are just a few guards going to stop us!?

Can Psycho Mantis "read your thoughts" if you're playing on an emulator? What happens?

 

[BardSeed]

In FFX when everyone is trying to save Yuna from Seymour's wedding, they had to surrender because a few guards were pointing guns at us. Why? We just killed a dragon, people who shot us with the same guns you have, flamethrowers and robots that can permanently remove people from the match. So why are just a few guards going to stop us!?

Can Psycho Mantis "read your thoughts" if you're playing on an emulator? What happens?

Yes he can. My friend had it on his PSP, I can't remember how he beat him though.

 

[Limos]

In FFX when everyone is trying to save Yuna from Seymour's wedding, they had to surrender because a few guards were pointing guns at us. Why? We just killed a dragon, people who shot us with the same guns you have, flamethrowers and robots that can permanently remove people from the match. So why are just a few guards going to stop us!?

Can Psycho Mantis "read your thoughts" if you're playing on an emulator? What happens?

Yes he can. My friend had it on his PSP, I can't remember how he beat him though.

Since he had it on a modded PSP, because otherwise that would be impossible to play, there is probably a way to switch the controller port you are "using" on the PSP.

 

[Eyclonus]

Why is it that no shows any initiative, when a squad enters an abandoned outpost that suddenly lost contact everybody is like "ok no one answering, I'm gonna drop all my guns, take off all my armour and run around naked until I pass out from exhaustion". I'd like to see an FPS where the elite special forces characters are portrayed like they want to live rather than just idiots with a deathwish.

Why is that a Desert Eagle/Uzi/Chaingun will reliably work and not break my arm?

Why do flamethrowers have the same reach as simply coughing without covering my mouth?

Why is it Gordon Freeman requires no food, liquid, seating or sleep? In fact the only time he ever sleeps is from head trauma?

Why is every mission being run by a sultry chick with a hot voice and absolutely no ability to defend themselves?

Why is it the only girl to show interest the lead male character from the start turnout to be a backstabbing snake?

Why is it the girl directly opposed to the lead male character from the start turnout to be a completely obsessed groupie?

 

[Janus Vesta]

Why is that a Desert Eagle/Uzi/Chaingun will reliably work and not break my arm?

Because all videogame characters have bionic limbs which absob that energy and use it to recharge your health while you hide in the corner.

Why do flamethrowers have the same reach as simply coughing without covering my mouth?

Because the army is too cheap to buy propellant.

Why is it Gordon Freeman requires no food, liquid, seating or sleep? In fact the only time he ever sleeps is from head trauma?

Al together we've seen less than three days of is life. And I'm sure the G-man kept him in good condition during stasis.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

How did all those phone numbers get dropped in The Darkness?

Why the hell did the army/world leave it's best soldier and or hero locked up in a cell? (oblivion, Gears)

Why do you have to babysit everyone, even experienced marines?

Why are you the only person able to unlock a gate or a door?

 

[ZacOfTheZombies]

How does having the hand of some evil dood grafted to your body give the original holder of the hand control over the new body. I.E. Liqiud Snake and Ocelot Revolver in Metal Gear.