Gaming set back another 10 years

[ChromeAlchemist]

So...Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is coming out soon! You PS3 owners must be happy right? I myself plan to get both titles when I get my PS3 sometime next year, especially as they seem to be the definitive versions, but look at one of the new features Team Ninja thought you would just love. Here's a clue, it involves the SIXAXIS. "What could the SIXAXIS bring us?" I hear you cry? Well, IGN was helpful enough to make us a picture, right....here:

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Oh Team Ninja, what happened to you? I knew you were bad but...shit man Itagaki has left now, you can stop.

Source [http://uk.ps3.ign.com/articles/102/1021184p1.html]

 

[hazabaza1]

That's hilarious...
but makes me lose faith in games.

 

[Proteus214]

So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?

 

[manicfoot]

...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?

Ewwww...

 

[Mr. Fister]

So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?

Do you really need to ask such a question?

 

[Artemus_Cain]

...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.

I know. I'm really scared.

 

[Casual Shinji]

This is Team Ninja were talking about.

They're still stuck in the eighties like 90% of Japan.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Well, it's funny but obviously really fucking stupid.

...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.

I doubt we'd be able to see the giggle under all that armour. Won't stop them from putting it in though...

 

[IamQ]

So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?

Something about meat...sword...


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ugh...

 

[arcstone]

Oh my.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Wow, now I hate Ninja Gaiden even more.

 

[arcstone]

...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.

Have we all forgotten zero suit samus already?

I don't think they can do all that much more there.

 

[AceDiamond]

I'd like to point out that this isn't the first game to use SixAxis in such a way. That honor goes to MGS4. Because nothing says "I'm fighting a global conspiracy" like using a controller to make boobs jiggle.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Wow. Eidos must be shitting their pants for not thinking of that earlier for Lara Croft.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Seriously? I think this is hilarious.

 

[JRCB]

Wow. Funny, but in really poor taste.

 

[DRADIS C0ntact]

I'm buying this game now.

...What?

 

[manicfoot]

...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.

Have we all forgotten zero suit samus already?

I don't think they can do all that much more there.

Heh...Zero Suit aside, Samus is still one of the few positive female role models in gaming. I doubt Nintendo well let them 'Team Ninjafy' her.

 

[Woodsey]

Is that serious? Jesus f*ck.

What's up with those guys?