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ChromeAlchemist

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So...Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is coming out soon! You PS3 owners must be happy right? I myself plan to get both titles when I get my PS3 sometime next year, especially as they seem to be the definitive versions, but look at one of the new features Team Ninja thought you would just love. Here's a clue, it involves the SIXAXIS. "What could the SIXAXIS bring us?" I hear you cry? Well, IGN was helpful enough to make us a picture, right....here:


Oh Team Ninja, what happened to you? I knew you were bad but...shit man Itagaki has left now, you can stop.

Source [http://uk.ps3.ign.com/articles/102/1021184p1.html]
 

Proteus214

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So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?
 

Casual Shinji

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This is Team Ninja were talking about.

They're still stuck in the eighties like 90% of Japan.
 

ShadeOfRed

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Well, it's funny but obviously really fucking stupid.
manicfoot said:
...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.
I doubt we'd be able to see the giggle under all that armour. Won't stop them from putting it in though...
 

IamQ

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Proteus214 said:
So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?
Something about meat...sword...


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ugh...
 

arcstone

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manicfoot said:
...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.
Have we all forgotten zero suit samus already?

I don't think they can do all that much more there.
 

AceDiamond

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I'd like to point out that this isn't the first game to use SixAxis in such a way. That honor goes to MGS4. Because nothing says "I'm fighting a global conspiracy" like using a controller to make boobs jiggle.
 

manicfoot

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arcstone said:
manicfoot said:
...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.
Have we all forgotten zero suit samus already?

I don't think they can do all that much more there.
Heh...Zero Suit aside, Samus is still one of the few positive female role models in gaming. I doubt Nintendo well let them 'Team Ninjafy' her.