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Mstrswrd

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That happened already. In MGS4, if you talk to Rose over the Codec, and you shake the controller, her breasts bounce, which, oddly enough, does fit in with the whole "Snake is a pervert, and is rather open about it," thing.
 

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Samus is sexy without having to wiggle her breasts

Any game that depicts a pixelated female in such a manner is just as desperate and cheap as Paris Hilton`s latest `movie`

Bring strong sexy women into games. The kind of women who will knock out your teeth if you try to button-harass their breasts.

The kind of women who can say beat you in chess, have a `real` degree and can judo flip a fully grown man to the floor, are the sexist, most entertaining, most beautiful and most challenging women you will ever meet...regardless of breast size and wiggability.
 

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Mr. Fister said:
Proteus214 said:
So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?
Do you really need to ask such a question?
It will make he pectoral musuls flex in a very many way Whoooaaaaa strike a pose! :)

OT, ......................................O.O........................o_O.................o.o.........my god team ninga, y, y but then again, maybe they got a copy of an old sony conract that sais you need at least one SIXAXIS controle, so lets blame sony for this gaming culture setback.
 

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Thats funny, but either way I still give Team Ninja my fail stamp.
[http://photobucket.com/images/fail]

Then again... are we really surprised that they did this? We shouldn't be. Its Team Ninja after all.
 

Adam

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Is it any wonder why the media and the rest of the world never takes games seriously? It's because of childish shit like this! When will developers just reel themselves in a little bit and give their games some credibility instead of childish adolescent titillation?
 

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I find this to be actually funny. I think this kind of things will eventually separate developers into 2 categories: serious developers that try to innovate gaming in every possible relevant aspect, and developers who will try to make their games as close to hentai games as possible while keeping an M rating.

Not that I have anything against sex in videogames, if it is an aspect of a story, I'll take to it as much as I'll take to shooting a guy in the crotch with a rocket launcher... but ridiculously bouncy breasts only make me laugh :p
 

Lenny Magic

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HA! that is all...

As a Xbox owner I have to ask, what exactully is the point of the SIXAXIS? I'm not ripping on the PS3 (personally I would have loved to buy one, only the price is to high for me and my small pockets)I'm just very curious.
 

esperandote

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set back? that's the most inovative gaming invention ever! :p

everyone will be, "dude, did you buy the new ninja gaiden?" "yes" "have you finished it?" "not i just turn it on and wiggle the controller"
 

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Proteus214 said:
So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?
More importantly, is there Co-op?... And what happens then?
 

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Team Ninja, once again I feel honored to witness your glory. While all others strive for new you continue to have pride it your beliefs. You deliver game after game, and still manage to fit in features like this. Glory to Team Ninja!

If you can't tell, I like this feature.

^^Not sarcasm^^
 

Akai Shizuku

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KingTeabag said:
YES! Awesome!

I mean...

How crude. That is degrading to women and stuff...
I agree. This whole thing is retarded and pathetic, and needs to be purged. It's almost as bad as Twilight.
 

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tsolless said:
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...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.
Have we all forgotten zero suit samus already?

I don't think they can do all that much more there.
Heh...Zero Suit aside, Samus is still one of the few positive female role models in gaming. I doubt Nintendo well let them 'Team Ninjafy' her.
How is she a positive female role model? She is just as exploited as any other female heroine.
Any other female heroine? Forget about April Ryan and Zoe Castillo already?
 

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Jimmy_shredshot said:
HA! that is all...

As a Xbox owner I have to ask, what exactully is the point of the SIXAXIS? I'm not ripping on the PS3 (personally I would have loved to buy one, only the price is to high for me and my small pockets)I'm just very curious.
It's a motion sensitive... thing. I don't have a PS3, but I remember that in Mirror's Edge tilting the controller down would be the same as pressing the "Crouch" button. You'd slide if you were running, roll if you were falling, etc. Nifty, but ultimately useless.
 

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SHame Soul Caliber didn't have this...

But in all honestly, that is pathetic, but then again why am I not suprised in a game which is about as hardcore and ridiculous as social repressed teenagers like?
 

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Proteus214 said:
So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?
I initiate the power of the DIVINE COCK SLAP! SHINING PENIS!