Gaming set back another 10 years

[Torque669]

Id hate to go against this but I could get about 3 hours of fun out of this just bouncing them up down and doing a peter griffin like laugh.

 

[War Penguin]

Okay, I laughed.
But I must say, I'm not sure how low Team Ninja has sunk to. I mean they sunk pretty low with DOA Extreme... 2.

 

[AceDiamond]

I'd like to point out that this isn't the first game to use SixAxis in such a way. That honor goes to MGS4. Because nothing says "I'm fighting a global conspiracy" like using a controller to make boobs jiggle.

MGS4 Used it in a simular way? huh...Can't remember that.

Call Rose, shake SixAxis. That's all I know, having not played the game myself but hearing through many people over the Internet that it's indeed something that happens.

 

[DrDeath3191]

That is just hilarious. I wonder if that ability can be used in combat to distract your enemies.

 

[Kollega]

So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?

Ewwww...

Tee hee hee hee hee.

OT: Tee hee hee hee hee.

In seriousness,that's just stupid and pathetic - but still stupid-giggle-inducing.

 

[Satin6T]

greatest thing ever!

 

[AvsJoe]

...and these guys are developing the next metroid game. God help us all.

Have we all forgotten zero suit samus already?

I don't think they can do all that much more there.

Heh...Zero Suit aside, Samus is still one of the few positive female role models in gaming. I doubt Nintendo well let them 'Team Ninjafy' her.

How is she a positive female role model? She is just as exploited as any other female heroine.

Any other female heroine? Forget about April Ryan and Zoe Castillo already?

I have. Who are they?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

So here's my question: what exactly does that motion do when you play as a male character?

Don't ask.....

 

[avelmen1889]

thats really funny.

not the trick the fact that team ninja thinks this is a selling point.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I can picture the youtube videos now.

 

[Ghost8585]

Ah, you fools. WITNESS DA POWA OF DA CELL PROCESSOR! BWAHAHAHAHA!





still not buying the game tho.