Geeky jokes

[Simriel]

I make random D&D jokes.

You mean, like...

"Yo momma's so fat, a dragon tried to eat her and he had to make a Strength check to bite her!"

;d lame, I know.

Or good old:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

More along the lines of, if someone displays preciously unknown or hidden talents, ill ask them if they leveled up. Or if they stark to show skills totally against what they are like, ill ask them what prestige class they took.

 

[li-ion]

One in ten doesn't understand statistics. That's almost 50%!

 

[Legion]

Not really geeky, but the closest to one I can think of is one from an old Simpsons episode:

"You can use statistics to prove anything Kent. 14% of all people know that."

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

98% of all statistics are made up

60% of the time, it works every time

 

[jezz8me]

80% of people who jump off a lethal height regret it half way down.

 

[Ultress]

Don't know if stupid music jokes count but Aria of Sorrow

 

[zen5887]

You know you're in trouble when your DMs dice has killed more PCs then Dell.

 

[CapnGod]

This was in Fallout 3, but I really like it anyway:

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catcholic!

You know you're in trouble when your DMs dice has killed more PCs then Dell.

Awesome.

 

[Agayek]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

I don't get that maths joke at all !

And those who don't know how to count. (Really geeky: 0 is a number, thus 0 is actually counted - work with array's some time, position 0 is the 1st position in the array - binary 00000010 is actually the 3rd number 00000000, 00000001, 00000010 etc.).

Still, it's funnier if you don't say there are 1 kinds of people in the world, so we won't hold it against anyone.

00000010 is still a 2 in decimal...

 

[Siiner]

-Cough- Wow, it's kinda sad that I get all of these... Oh well, time for the obvious.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Penis penis penis penis penis

 

[Calobi]

There are only 2 types of people in the world:
1) Those that start lists at 1; and
1) Those that start them at 0.

 

[johnman]

BSOD
RROD

:0

 

[BigKingBob]

The most geeky joke I know is the one about the black and white space marine on the black and white bike...

If you know it then you hate it, if you dont know it then read this

http://www.librarium-online.com/forums/general-discussions/15010-black-white-space-marine.html

 

[Xanadu84]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

I don't get that maths joke at all !

Ive tried to convert my little brother to Geekhood with Video Games, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and science/math jokes. I told him this one, and he said that he really liked it and would use it as an AIM away message. When I checked, I saw that he spelled out, "Ten". I gave up on trying to convert him then and there.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Ok, this is hard to get but then again i'm not a genius

 

[Eskay]

www.xkcd.com

'nuff said

Thank you for wasting hours of my life.

 

[SnowCold]

-Cough- Wow, it's kinda sad that I get all of these... Oh well, time for the obvious.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Penis penis penis penis penis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0PBFJobZM
I bet you will like this.

 

[CapnGod]

The most geeky joke I know is the one about the black and white space marine on the black and white bike...

If you know it then you hate it, if you dont know it then read this

http://www.librarium-online.com/forums/general-discussions/15010-black-white-space-marine.html

I think I hate you now. Thanks. I'm going to nip off and scrub my brain with acid now.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

www.xkcd.com

'nuff said

Thread peaked with this post

 

[Sewblon]

A comic book fan walks up to a body builder and asks "Do you use steroids or did Rob Liefeld draw you?" I made that up just now.