shadyh8er said:
If it resembles Devil May Cry, chances are it will give me carpal tunnel even on the easiest difficulty.
I don't care if I get a little bonus gift, I will never pre-order a game.
There just some trophies that I was never meant to get (like the "Killing Machine" trophy in Resistance 2 and every trophy you get from DLC).
Agreed on all counts. Especially the DLC... Erfles...
Also-
It's a very good idea to eat all food found on the floor or by the smashing down of weaker walls.
Male supersoldiers will always come equipped with the latest in combat gear, harnesses, armor, holsters and headwear when appropriate, whereas their female counterparts will continue to try sneaking out the front door wearing masking tape. (Though some developers are getting better on this one.)
If you can pick up a chainsaw it will NOT be used for cutting wood.
In a "Street Fight" -
- the biggest, strongest male will always be the slowest for some reason.
- if you can't inexplicably throw an energy projectile somehow, you'll either be tiny and incredibly fast or the aforementioned hulking behemoth.
- if you hail from a country with an ethnic stereotype, you will BE that stereotype. IE: if you're "Duivil", a legendary kickboxing champ from der Nederlands, you will have an affinity for cheese, tulips and wooden shoes... probably even live in or near a windmill...
- you will never be able to perform as well with a "Boss" character as the computer does.
Fists, farm tools and cutting melee weapons are equally or more damaging/dangerous than firearms, though numerous peasant uprising in history have proven this a VERY foolhardy belief...
and finally
When the enemy aliens/foreigners bomb your base and destroy everything, somehow they will ALWAYS miss the one experimental super fighter which has more firepower than Zeus, Charles Bronson and the Death Star put together...