Get Hammered With These Mass Effect Character Cocktails

[The_Darkness]

Hmm. I love Mass Effect, and I love cocktails... Yep, these guys just made my day.

EDIT: OKAY... I was not expecting to see Morinth on that list...

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I'll take a round of Seaside Surprises, on the rocks.

 

[llew]

Well, I know what I'll be doing on my 21st birthday.

your profile pic suits that statement so well...

 

[Emiscary]

These sound great for post-ending-disillusionment-syndrome.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

Sir, you just won all the internets. Have some cookies.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Zaeed's drink is the best one. Kind of elegant. I'd drink that. Also The Enkindler sounds nice.

I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

That was a wasted opportunity.

 

[370999]

Zaeed's drink is the best one. Kind of elegant. I'd drink that.

Fuck yeah. Garrus's one might be alright when you are having a drinking contest.

 

[DarkestBlue]

Zaeed's drink is the best one. Kind of elegant. I'd drink that. Also The Enkindler sounds nice.

I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

That was a wasted opportunity.

Swap the vodka for tequila and BAM - shouldn't affect the taste either.

 

[AbstractStream]

I have to try some of these out right away. Sounds like Saturday is gonna be filled with contests. I'm looking at you 'Heat Sink.'
I laughed sooo much at 'The Priiiize.' These guys are geniuses!

Seaside Sunrise sounds delicious...

 

[Dastardly]

Glenlivet Scotch = The fargin' best. You can keep the vodka out, though. I don't even add ice to that stuff.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I'm going to have a Psychotic Biotic, a Quad Kicker and a Heat Sink as soon as I can.
Yes, I picked the three which come with warnings.

 

[hathfallen]

You don't put vodka in single malt scotch. You just fucking don't.

 

[Elamdri]

Most of these sound disgusting, but hey. Also, whoever does the Biotic Shot is f***ing crazy.

 

[Beryl77]

Some sound really good, I think I'll call some friends over and try them out tomorrow.

Also, whoever does the Biotic Shot is f***ing crazy.

Then it's kind of fitting that that's Jack's drink.

 

[Joshimodo]

You don't put vodka in single malt scotch. You just fucking don't.

I don't even add ice to that stuff.

Both true.


I'd take a Shadowbrokertini.


Also, no "The End" cocktail? You could have it coloured red, green or blue, but it'd always taste the same.



JILF made me laugh hard.
Then just hard. BAM!

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Sign me up for a Neck Snap.

 

[Vrex360]

I would so drink 'The Chief' both out of my love for Ashley and the fact that I am a very light drinker.

I just know any drink based on Wrex would probably put me in a coma.

 

[CaptOfSerenity]

Sunrise sounds awesome. I can't wait to try some of these.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

You know, I think that, for my 21st birthday, I'm going to take part in as many geeky drinking games and imbibe as many nerdy beverages like these as I can before blacking out.

Seems like a good plan. Although, I think that after a couple of Psychotic Biotics, I'll be all...