Get Hammered With These Mass Effect Character Cocktails

[Beryl77]

You know, I think that, for my 21st birthday, I'm going to take part in as many geeky drinking games and imbibe as many nerdy beverages like these as I can before blacking out.

Then how about

Spoiler: The Pokemon Drinking Game!

I advice you to play it with beer or other low alcoholic beverages because otherwise I doubt you or your friends will make it past the Pokemon tower.

 

[RootBrewski]

Okay I'm a bartender, and I have to say, the only two that sound appealing are the the neck snap and the shadowbrokertini. I'm going to try pushing both tomorrow when I'm working. The rest are either gross sounding or have such unusual ingredients that you probably cant get them in most bars.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

These cocktails all sound terrible and you should all be ashamed. That said I would totally drink all of them and hit on every member of my crew.

I bet when you get to the bar it will be like 10 bucks extra for ice.

 

[duchaked]

oh wow these look amazing

and grossly painful a few are

 

[Zenode]

Hahahaha saw this a few days ago, me and a mate already decided to do all these on the one night.

 

[Bazaalmon]

some of these drinks sound great, but don't you ever water down Glenlivet with vodka, or anything for that matter.
I think Zaeed's drink of choice would be Glenlivet, topped with Glenlivet, mixed with Glenlivet. Served in a tall glass. Down in one, and feel the pain go away.
Shadowbrokertini does sound pretty decent though.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

I don't drink unless it's a holiday or special occassion...but for once I'll say: "BUST OUT THE BOOZE AND LETS START MIXING!"

 

[TotalerKrieger]

I may have to try some of these, a few sound pretty nasty though. I agree with Bazaalmon, Zaeed would not waste perfectly good Glenlivet by putting vodka in it. Perfection does not need to be mixed with anything. Why isn't there any Joker drink?

 

[The Human Torch]

Drinking all of these can only lead to 3 possible endings... Drunk (blue), barfights (red) and vomit (green).

 

[MarsProbe]

I think I love Jack now. That's my kind of drink.
Second place: Zaeed. I luurrvve whiskey. AND whisky.

Jack's drink reminded me of a shot I tried once that also employed a sauce as one of it's ingredients. After that, I may give the Psychotic Biotic a miss. Although the image says it tastes awful, the Heat Sink doesn't sound that bad to me really.

Now we just need one for Legion. If a synthetic actually drank, what would it put in a cocktail?

 

[darth gditch]

I quite enjoy the idea of these, indeed.

 

[Spacewolf]

Mordins drink sounds quite nice actually they do like that blue stuff which ive never tried though so im not sure what those ones would be like

 

[Vault101]

just the thing for post-ending blues....

 

[Eric Morales]

How about "The Catalyst"
Straight bourbon, drink until you forget...

 

[evilneko]

I don't think any self-respecting krogan would drink the Tankbred. Leave that girly stuff to the asari.

 

[hazabaza1]

I'm disappointed that Tali's drink isn't the Te'Keelah Se'lai.

I love you. Have all of my babies.
OT: Don't really drink much, but the Seaside Sunrise seems okay.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Normally I don't drink, but the "Tasty Tankbred" sounds delightful.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Commander Shepard should have 3 drinks. All a different color. All unsatisfying, and all result in the same thing- a wicked hangover in the morning.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

The Priiize sounds delicious.

Apart from the bitters...That just seems like a weird addition. But maybe I just have a weak imagination.