Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

[Sneaky-Pie]

Looks like this was a really long and really hard task.

 

[PixelJunk]

They certainly had more dedication in their pranks than kids in the states do, that's for sure.

 

[ScoopMeister]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps




I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

Oh, I see them, I figure that it's some sort of joke though, there can't be that many names that fit this situation so very well.

That was my first thought too, but surely you wouldn't make up names and present them as facts in a factual article (lol) just as a joke. My theory is that those two guys were the only ones offended because of their names.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

LIES! there's only 5

I feel so lame for not being able to find the 6th

The 6th one is really small so it's hard to find. Kind of like [joke removed].

In all honesty, as much as this sounds like me trying to ruin everyone's fun, it's seriously just simply vandalism... this is really no different than someone drawing a dick on the side of a train car with spray paint, just bigger and probably cost the school a lot more money trying to get rid of this rather than cleaning off paint. I really don't think this is cool at all.

And everyone talking like people shouldn't be offended by this... I want you to walk around outside bottomless and see how far you get. If you really think the human body is something to be celebrated, why don't you just go ahead and celebrate a bit?

EDIT: Also, I'm pretty sure that news article is fake. I searched on Fairfield's website for Gerhard van Dyk and found nothing.

Spoiler: Proof.

WRONG WEBSITE SORRY GUYS

EDIT 2: And it's also a Catholic university, which makes it kind of sad to see that a student would do something like this.

EDIT 3: Silly me, trying too hard to ruin everyone's fun, I realized that I had found the wrong college. Apparently, that is his real name, and he looks like this:

Spoiler: Gerhard van Dyk

EDIT 4: And those commenters were fake names... there was also a guy commenting with the name Hugh G. Rection.

 

[icyneesan]

Escapist Weekly challenge! Can you find all the dicks!?

 

[-Dragmire-]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

I figured it was because of their names that they took the prank so personally.

 

[Outright Villainy]

one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography."

Because no-one drew cocks on things before this generation.

Oh...

Damn you, with your... ninja ways is what they are!

Honestly, if the first caveman drawings aren't of wangs, I'd be genuinely surprised. Scribbling the ol' cock 'n' balls on walls/toilet stalls/elderly people's houses is a tradition older than time itself.

 

[RA92]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps




I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

Oh, I see them, I figure that it's some sort of joke though, there can't be that many names that fit this situation so very well.

That was my first thought too, but surely you wouldn't make up names and present them as facts in a factual article (lol) just as a joke. My theory is that those two guys were the only ones offended because of their names.

I think Andy specifically chose them out of all the comments just for their names.

 

[PipPup]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

I was laughing more at names of the people and how they relate so well to this story.

 

[Woodsey]

"Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography.""

Sounds exactly like the sort of comment that would come from someone who has a wife, 2 kids, and a horde of rent-boys under his belt.

Also:

Dave Dickson? Martin Cocker?

Really?

 

[Buizel91]

Best. Thread title. Ever.

i shouldn't laugh...but i couldn't help it.

 

[2xDouble]

Aww, and I thought this was an article about Florida...

 

[ScoopMeister]

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

I was laughing more at names of the people and how they relate so well to this story.

Erm... yes. Those were two of the puns.

 

[Woodsey]

LIES! there's only 5

I feel so lame for not being able to find the 6th

The 6th one is really small so it's hard to find. Kind of like [joke removed].

In all honesty, as much as this sounds like me trying to ruin everyone's fun, it's seriously just simply vandalism... this is really no different than someone drawing a dick on the side of a train car with spray paint, just bigger and probably cost the school a lot more money trying to get rid of this rather than cleaning off paint. I really don't think this is cool at all.

And everyone talking like people shouldn't be offended by this... I want you to walk around outside bottomless and see how far you get. If you really think the human body is something to be celebrated, why don't you just go ahead and celebrate a bit?

EDIT: Also, I'm pretty sure that news article is fake. I searched on Fairfield's website for Gerhard van Dyk and found nothing.

Spoiler: Proof.

EDIT 2: And it's also a Catholic university, which makes it kind of sad to see that a student would do something like this.

"it's also a Catholic university, which makes it kind of sad to see that a student would do something like this."

What does that have to do with anything? And why would public laws about indecency affect someone's opinion on whether the body should be celebrated or not?

 

[RA92]

And everyone talking like people shouldn't be offended by this... I want you to walk around outside bottomless and see how far you get. If you really think the human body is something to be celebrated, why don't you just go ahead and celebrate a bit?

Of course it's vandalism - just because we're all having a chuckle it doesn't mean that we don't think the detentions aren't well-deserved.

But that one guy saying he's appalled by the twisted mind of today's youth fueled by hardcore pornography? That is an overreaction, and I'll have to ask him to think long and hard (tee hee!) about whether things were any different back in his generation.

 

[SnipErlite]

Hah, hahahahaha.......penis

Personally I think this is brilliant. A good wang assists in every situation

 

[Ickorus]

Acting principal Gerhard van Dyk said the prank was perpetrated over a weekend so by the time the caretaker discovered the weed-killer wilsons it was too late to do anything about it. He used more of the stuff to try to camouflage the offending images and eventually all the grass was killed, but because of the delay it took months before the overgrown yard dongs disappeared completely.

Bet I know why they did it.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

Dave Dickson, Martin Cocker, and things hang around a lot longer on the internet?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Our school never does this!

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Is this really newsworthy? I mean yes, those students drew cocks on a grass field but seriously?