Girl Help

[Caliostro]

Just ask her if she'd like to go out with you, that it'd be your pleasure, etc. Don't act like a retard, don't start drooling, if you choke on your words try to make it natural like "sorry, bit nervous, I mean"... If you cover it up well it comes across as cute. And ESPECIALLY don't talk to her about videogames unless she brings it up...

Act confident, but not cocky. That really is all there is to it.

 

[Aardvark]

Direct application of blunt force to the back of the head will render her unconscious. Then grab her comatose form by her hair and drag her back to your cave. Once she comes about, she will realise that escape is pointless and gather for your tribe.

 

[Frizzle]

Haha, just use words to the effect of "hey you wanna go (insert activity) this weekend?"
And depending on your age, ask her to go out FOR the weekend, but before thursday. i got in trouble for this, and still do, with my current girlfriend. Oh, and it helps if the activity is not the regular dinner/movie crap.

Or.. you could just get real close to her at some point while you guys are out, and lean over and kiss her. then see what happens. worked for me

 

[Doug]

Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.

Bad sexual harassment Panda. You make me a sad, sad human

 

[Gelp]

Clearly since you're asking a Forum for help and saying you feel awkward, you're probably not ready to ask her yet, (maybe try a friend or something next.)

Personally with relationships, I like to have a good sturdy friendship beforehand, but that's because I would want to make sure I get to know their nature, and what they would want in a relationship.
It certainly helped in finding me a lifelong partner.

However since you're probably not looking for an ETERNAL commitment,
I recommend you just suck it up, put on some shades, and ask her out to pizza hut.

 

[DeusFps]

If your honestly asking for advice on the internet then just give up..

 

[chronobreak]

Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out

Get her drunk.

I really don't like you, but I totally agree with you on this point. Have some drinks, it'll loosen you both up, just don't do anything you'd be ashamed to do sober, because it could lead to an awkward day after.

 

[MarsProbe]

I could make some sly dig about asking for some advice on relationships on a gaming forum, but then again, I know the feeling (though I still wouldn't use a place like this as a source of advice ). One thing I will say is that you definitely shouldn't rush things (though not knowing how old you are and/or what kind of relationship you're actually looking for, makes any specific comments a little difficult). I've long since learned that the fast approach isn't best recommended. If you really like someone, then I can understand the desire to want to cut right to the chase, but at least some kind of friendship beforehand can only help matters.

Though you know, if only I was able to sort myself out...

 

[Danny Ocean]

Too many threads on this subject right now @_@
I will try a different tactic for this one. You are not too close to her so have nothing to lose. So lift your skirt, find your testicles, walk up to her and just ask her.

I was going to say the same thing... without the insult.

Btw nice touch anonymouse

i also thought that too, there seem to be a new thing where guys post their girl troubles on the escapist forums in the past few days lol

This entire forum goes in ebbs and flows. You will get huge batches of warhammer threads, then dating advice threads, then girls advice on X threads and you get the idea. The only constant is every week some moron makes a new "Zombie survival" thread and pisses everyone off.

Long time lurker, huh? I just watched V the other day, great film. To anyone reading this, go out and watch V for Vendetta, so I can get my £30.

Anyway, this is good timing, since an awesome girl just moved in 3 doors down from me. Got her attention because wearing a hat in Winter (or at all, in this age group) is weird. I was walking the dog so I had a reason to be walking with her. I made a joke, got her talking, and asked her out about 100 yards down the road.
Just act natural.

Then again, I'm 15.88. Humans might not behave the same way as teenage girls.

 

[DethFan666]

Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out

Get her drunk.

I really don't like you, but I totally agree with you on this point. Have some drinks, it'll loosen you both up, just don't do anything you'd be ashamed to do sober, because it could lead to an awkward day after.

But I love you. Please dont go.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Get close to her. Then ask her out.

This man speaks the truth.

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

So does this lady.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

So does this lady.

Unless she likes it. In which case you may be going to fast.

 

[Mariena]

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

So does this lady.

Unless she likes it. In which case you may be going to fast.

I would have no problem with that. =P

 

[Danny Ocean]

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

So does this lady.

Unless she likes it. In which case you may be going to fast.

I would have no problem with that. =P

Going fast or tying knots?

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out

Just ask her out or you will fail. Don't wait on it.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.

Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^

Too many threads on this subject right now @_@
I will try a different tactic for this one. You are not too close to her so have nothing to lose. So lift your skirt, find your testicles, walk up to her and just ask her.

I was going to say the same thing... without the insult.

Btw nice touch anonymouse

i also thought that too, there seem to be a new thing where guys post their girl troubles on the escapist forums in the past few days lol

This entire forum goes in ebbs and flows. You will get huge batches of warhammer threads, then dating advice threads, then girls advice on X threads and you get the idea. The only constant is every week some moron makes a new "Zombie survival" thread and pisses everyone off.

Long time lurker, huh? I just watched V the other day, great film. To anyone reading this, go out and watch V for Vendetta, so I can get my £30.

Anyway, this is good timing, since an awesome girl just moved in 3 doors down from me. Got her attention because wearing a hat in Winter (or at all, in this age group) is weird. I was walking the dog so I had a reason to be walking with her. I made a joke, got her talking, and asked her out about 100 yards down the road.
Just act natural.

Then again, I'm 15.88. Humans might not behave the same way as teenage girls.

Easier to please, and atleast they arn't panties-on-head-retarded.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^

You could always restrain her with a nice bearhug.

 

[Hoppetussa]

I ask a girl out today actually. She's a friend, not too close.
I just walked up to her, started a conversation, after a while I said I should get going and then just casually asked her out. Worked like a charm! Now give me a cookie

Bro, fist pound!

 

[The_Deleted]

Ask for a coffee. Not a date, as such, and take it from there.

Yeah but if you do that your stuck in the perpetual "is she my friend or MORE" stage and that can only get uglier.

What country do you live in? (yes it matters)

UK.
Just go for the " You & me sweetcheeks. You know it." approach.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Ask for a coffee. Not a date, as such, and take it from there.

Yeah but if you do that your stuck in the perpetual "is she my friend or MORE" stage and that can only get uglier.

What country do you live in? (yes it matters)

UK.
Just go for the " You & me sweetcheeks. You know it." approach.

Oops, I meant the sad sack whose advise I was gonna give so he could have his own private.. ahem... pants off dance off with his female friend.
And ty Deleted I just realized that sweet cheeks doesn't allude to the cheeks that you smile with but the one other people smile at...