Girl Help

[BallPtPenTheif]

Just invite her to a group event. If you and some friends are going to a movie, invite her.. etc.

The group thing really deflates a lot of the tension in asking for a date.. and then both of you have the social presence of others to deflect against awkward pauses and lapses in conversation.

 

[LANCE420]

It depends on what you want. If your looking for an actual "I love you" relationship, don't listen to me. I don't know anything about that. However, The main things I've learned about women from temporary relationships are these things.

1: Each Girl is an individual, your approach should be suited for her.

2: Don't be high as hell when hitting on or, as a matter of fact, just talking to her.

3: after you assert your position, play a little hard to get. Don't seem too eager.

4: Lastly, don't over analyze the situation. This is a natural process, you'll wind up looking stupid.

Remember what Jay says, "Don't pull your dick out unless she asks, or if she's sleeping. BOONNNGGGGGG!"

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.

Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^

I was joking and that was...scarily practical...shame on you.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ask her if your rag smells like chloroform, then take her home and have a nice conversation with her.

Don't forget to tie her up though. She might.. resist.

And don't forget to tie her up BEFORE the lotion goes on the skin, or the ropes just slip right off.

Ropes cause to much damage.. I suggested a simple and easy put gloves on, duct tape them and then glue the gloves together. She won't be able to take them off because the duct tape restricts her from taking them off. ^.^

I was joking and that was...scarily practical...shame on you.

Whatever you do, be sure just to talk to her. That would screw with her head so much when you let her go.

 

[Knight Templar]

Walk up to her punch her in the mouth and drag her back to your place.

Wait NO!

Just smile and act nice, but not creapy smile and stalker nice, which is to say don't rush anything.

 

[Ares Tyr]

And remember, don't whip your dick out unless she asks for it. Or she's sleeping.

My sentiments exactly. But seriously, unless you are just really unconfident in your appearance or self, I don't see how it could hurt to just stroll on up (From the front, don't sneak up on her) and just ask "Hey, wanna catch a movie sometime?". If you say you are friends and whatnot then the whole introductory stage is already taken care of. Just go for it, sport.

 

[Archon]

Hey guys, I feel alittle akward asking something like this over the internet, but there's this girl I really like and I want to go out with her. We're friends, but not too close, so I need some advice on how to get close to her and ask her out

The art of Dating is of vital importance to the Man. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to happiness or loneliness. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected. It is governed by constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

In your deliberations, when seeking to determine the romantic conditions, let them be made
the basis of a comparison, in this wise:--
Which of you has more recently become single?
Was your last girlfriend better or worse looking than this girl?
Was her last boyfriend more or less alpha than you?
Do you seeks a fling, or a relationship?

Sun Tzu satire aside, we need more info to provide credible advice.

 

[DrHobo]

maintain eye contact when you are talking with her

dont stare, but when she is talking look her in the eyes. They love it

 

[Galletea]

Talk to her. Invite her out. Simple. It's all about confidence, maintain eye contact and look like you want to hear what she has to say.

[small]As I'm sure I've said several times in the past week or so to various people. [/small]

 

[xitel]

Talk to her. Invite her out. Simple. It's all about confidence, maintain eye contact and look like you want to hear what she has to say.

[small]As I'm sure I've said several times in the past week or so to various people. [/small]

I would say that it's more than just looking like you want to hear it. You have to actually want to hear it. Otherwise it's faking. And everyone hates faking.

 

[ZombieFace]

Seriously its a lot easier than you think.

ill sum it up, first talk to her subtly if your nervous let her pick up a vibe from you that your interested

when you feel the vibe comin back at you from her go deeper with the conversations

then when you guys are hanging out alot, ask her in a cute way that shell like.

remember its not gay if you be sappy to girls. it makes them think your cute

 

[Evilbunny]

"Hey, you wanna come back to my place and smoke a J?"

This works especially well if your name happens to be Jay.

 

[RobinHood3000]

Just treat her like a human being - she's a person, not a spirit-crushing creature from space. Introduce yourself, talk about whatever feels natural, then ask her out on a date - or, if something casual would be more appropriate, a non-romantic event like coffee or drinks.

I never put much stock in the whole "friend zone" theory. Even if it were true, it isn't as if we guys don't also sort women into "attracted to" vs. "not attracted to."