Give me a topic and your position and I will argue with you.

[Saladfork]

Any topic you can think of. Pick your position, I will argue the opposite viewpoint.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Puppies, they are adorable.

I DARE you to argue against that.

*cracks knuckles*

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I think you are a gentleman and a scholar!

 

[Marter]

It is my belief that you can argue against me.

 

[ZombieMonkey7]

This thread is a brilliant masterpiece.

 

[Robert632]

But I don't want to argue with you. Why would I?

 

[Saladfork]

Puppies, they are adorable.

I DARE you to argue against that.

*cracks knuckles*

Puppies are savage beasts that will brutally murder smaller animals for FUN as they grow older unless they are kept in strict discipline by a human being! Labeling something as cute when they're eating a squirrel's entrails is not very easy.

I think you are a gentleman and a scholar!

I don't wear pants if I can possibly help it and I come up with better ideas by hitting my head until bad ones start to make sense.
So I disagree.

 

[joe-h2o]

The Pauli Exclusion Principle is an excellent and accurate description of the way electrons behave in orbitals, presupposing that the orbital model exists....

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I think you are a gentleman and a scholar!

I don't wear pants if I can possibly help it and I come up with better ideas by hitting my head until bad ones start to make sense.
So I disagree.

*sniff* And a kindred soul to boot!

 

[ErrorCode1337]

I think you will be able to successfully argue any post made here.

 

[Saladfork]

It is my belief that you can argue against me.

Perhaps I can't, but my cat can!

kotghfd bxctryhj45eqwzs

Take that!

This thread is a brilliant masterpiece.

I think it's quite obvious that this thread is one of the most pointless wastes of time on the Escapist. There are few things less fulfilling than reading the pointless drivel of a moron who gets his cat to argue for him to avoid paradoxes.

 

[Episode42]

This thread is a brilliant masterpiece.

Second!!

I've always thought that equal rights for everyone is a policy that we should all adhere to, no matter of skin colour or gender. After all, we're all the same and we should be treated as such.

Argue your way out of that one XD

Captcha: illlin victory. Does this mean the Beastie Boys are back on top? I do hope so!

 

[Marter]

Perhaps I can't, but my cat can!

kotghfd bxctryhj45eqwzs

Take that!

You still lose our thread based on your initial premise.

 

[Radeonx]

I'm the greatest person in the universe and no matter what you say I'm right.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Zombie survival plans, I say they're necessary.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Abortion should be legal. Come at me, bro.

 

[SwimmingRock]

I don't wear pants if I can possibly help it

Doesn't this apply to everybody?

OT: You wrote the OP in this thread. Boom. That's what's up.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

Vanilla Coke. I think it's awesome.

 

[Saladfork]

The Pauli Exclusion Principle is an excellent and accurate description of the way electrons behave in orbitals, presupposing that the orbital model exists....

The Pauli Exclusion principle may explain certain phenomena, but so do wizards. Without the tools to inspect the universe at a subatomic level, called it accurate is premature.

I think you will be able to successfully argue any post made here.

I refer you to my previous cat argument.

 

[kinggamecat]

Topic, your ability to argue

My side, I think you'd do a great job

Begin!