Give Uwe Boll Your Money
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I'd never give Uwe Boll any money, to make a film or for any other reason. I did however give $50 to the 1-second film, as that one second looks like it would be better than an hour and a half of Boll's mindless drivel, and I get to say I'm producing a film with the likes of Kiefer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon, Seth Green, Pierce Brosnan and Selma Blair.
I would pay that fugly prick NOT to put my name in his shitty movie. Never have i seen a movie of his which was good, or even boring. Nope just plain shit, crap, vomit, pissweak.
I hope this spoiler thingy works, anyway, Tunnel Rats was shit too, in the end SPOILER NOW!
in the end everyone bascicaly dies. [Spoiler/]
in the end everyone bascicaly dies. [Spoiler/]
People have actually compared this man to Ed Wood. I think that's an insult to Ed Wood, at least he wrote his own films instead of doing a terrible job of adapting the work of someone else.
I doubt Mr. Boll will have the same kitsche cult status as Wood in 50 years time.
I doubt Mr. Boll will have the same kitsche cult status as Wood in 50 years time.
If I was rich I'd consider donating a few thousand, but I'd change my name to Sucky McShitmovie first and demand my name in the opening titles.
I'll give him a point for Postal being stupid yet strangely entertaining idiocy however, it was made in the spirit of the game and felt 'right'.
I'll give him a point for Postal being stupid yet strangely entertaining idiocy however, it was made in the spirit of the game and felt 'right'.
What's so bad about him? I've never actually seen any of his movies (and if I had I didnt know they were his) what are his movies?
How many shotgun shells can I get for 50 of your American dollars?
*starts searching for Boll's address on the internet.
*starts searching for Boll's address on the internet.
guy sounded like an idiot, i couldn't watch it after he kept repeating the damn wordsFoggy_Fishburne said:
Well its not that, (i guess I couldn't tell he was joking) but still for some reason when he just repeated it, it just was so annoyingFoggy_Fishburne said:He's just joking. But that's ok, we can't all have the same sense of humourQuiet Stranger said:
It's just that this thread was a year old...Seeing as the post before yours was March 22, 2009...And it is March 2010.Foggy_Fishburne said:
There was no need to return it from the depths of The News Room.
I can already imagine what the next Uwe Boll headline will be:
"Due to lack of support, Uwe Boll has been forced to file bankruptcy, and will never again be able to make a horrible film ever again. In a related story, gamers across the world rejoice."
"Due to lack of support, Uwe Boll has been forced to file bankruptcy, and will never again be able to make a horrible film ever again. In a related story, gamers across the world rejoice."