GLaDOS Prepares Countdown for Portal 2 ARG's "Final Test"

[Dermathil]

There is more after that message! http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

 

[Anaklusmos]

Damn! So we need the potatoe sack to get Portal 2 early, XD thought it was going to be something else.

 

[KeyMaster45]

"09:00 ? Hello again.
09:00 ? I?ve been waiting a long time for this.
09:00 ? I know it?s arriving later than expected.
09:00 ? But I have a message for you:
09:00 ? April Fools.
09:01 ? I?m joking.
09:01 ? Seriously, though:
09:01 ? You?ve been surprisingly competent at
09:01 ? generating electro-chemical energy to jumpstart the system.
09:01 ? But now we need raw computational power
09:02 ? to speed up the reboot process."
Decode this someone >.<

After the message the page loads to a screen with all the potato sack games and experience bars for how many people are playing them or something.

PLAY DAMMIT PLAY! WE MUST REBOOT GLADOS!!!

 

[tombman888]

The final test is revealed!!! and we just have to play the games to reboot GLaDOS!?

 

[Mooko12]

It's done

 

[_tinned_magpie_]

...God dammit, Valve.

I was really getting hyped then, and we just have to play more games. Games I don't own and can't afford?

-sigh-

Wish I could help, but good luck to everyone else.

 

[Weaver]

OH MY GOD.
We can MAKE It come out earlier by adding more "CPU POWER" to glados.

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

Play games people... PLAY THEM!!!


...

My real question is why the fuck Valve does all this in the middle of the day? I've been busy at work and haven't had the requisit 80 hours a week to get all these fucking potatos and things.

 

[mew4ever23]

It auto re-directed to http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/ at 00:00:00.

People thinking this was the early launch of portal 2: I called it.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

So you need to play the indie potato games to reboot her?
Get to it! Bring that homicidal AI back online.
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

 

[GeneticallyModifiedDucks]

Marketing, yay! Still, quite nice of them.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

YAY MARKETING!!! XD

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

 

[Grayfayce]

Makes me wish I hadn't pre-ordered the Xbox 360 version and had gone for the Steam download...and had bought the potato sack...and had a time machine...

I WANT PORTAL NAO!

 

[teqrevisited]

Bah. Well I'll try starting up the ones I have. Might not work but we can only try right? I'm not buying more just to play this a few days early.

 

[V TheSystem V]

The CPU bar is full...does UK get Portal 2 now?

 

[Zenode]

With the X 118,896 systems needed does this mean AT THE SAME TIME or just over a period of time?

 

[cantgetaname]

EVERYONE STOP PLAYING THOSE GAMES!! DON'T REBOOT GLaDOS! HURRY STOP PLAYING!

 

[Sgt Blackout]

"Buy and play these games, and then you'll be able to buy and play this game!"

Meh.

 

[Ldude893]

As much as I dislike how some game companies try to rip people off into buying their games, GLaDOS MUST BE AWAKENED.

 

[Gindil]

With the X 118,896 systems needed does this mean AT THE SAME TIME or just over a period of time?

That's just what I was thinking.

Dibs on Awakening!

 

[kebab4you]

Any reason why portal 2 started patch itself again? a 292 MB patch also, implementing a system for the site perhaps?