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laststandman

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I would put John Bonham on his side so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit. Then I would give him a modern drum set and watch three more good Zeppelin albums get made.
 

s001911

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Death To Auto Tune, even for its intended use. If you need the help of a machine to sing, you shouldn't be recording. I know I can't sing, hence me not fronting a band.

Secondly, promote metal and good metal bands that have escaped under the radar because they have only a "minority appeal." I would do this by starting up my own metal recording studio and making millions.
 

Furious Styles

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the wako kid said:
how would you save bob marley? he died of cancer.hendrix and curt are do-able but bob marley is not.i would save music by killing akon young.very young.I'd stab his mom in the stomach while shes carrying him.
Bob Marley died because he had a cancerous toe he refused to have treated or removed due to his religious beliefs. My solution, cut the toe off in his sleep.
 

NotSoNimble

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Cliff was a great resource we lost early, but if we only had one chance, and one redo....

I would go back in time any destroy the option of using computers/electronics as a form of music.

I have no way to explain in better than that, but I would be happy if the only electronic musicians used were heads and amps, maybe a pedal or two!

If kids didn't flood the industry with point and click garbage, I would feel better about the state of music as it seems to be now a days.

Playing an instrument takes real talent, if you can do that, more than just verse chorus verse crap, you might make something worth wild. It seems that nothing new is of any high quality tho (as far as I'm concerned).

Then again, I am but a stubborn prick when it comes to music. I seem to dislike anything from the last few years out of principle.

I just wish I could find something new to change my mind.

It is impossible to tell someone that they are wrong for loving/hating any type of music tho. We are wrong if we ever try that.

The whole perception thing...... right?
 

Purple Shrimp

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save Jim Morrison, lennon, Robert Johnson and Buddy Holly + big bopper + whoever the other dude on that plane was
 

the wako kid

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the wako kid said:
Furious Styles said:
I'd save Buddy Holly, eddie cochran, hendrix, bob marley, kurt cobain and Jeff buckley
how would you save bob marley? he died of cancer.hendrix and curt are do-able but bob marley is not.i would save music by killing akon young.very young.I'd stab his mom in the stomach while shes carrying him.
I'm aware of the story thanks,but even if you cut off his toe he might have still died from the cancer, or perhaps bled to death from the toe.
 

FLegmA

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I would kill everyone except for:Nirvana,Metallica,Foo Fighters and Cage The Elephant
 

the Dept of Science

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Dirkie said:
Saving Frank Zappa and Freddy Mercury comes to mind.
If you keep innuendo and the miracle in mind, what would the word have been if queen had continued?
Didn't Zappa die of cancer at 53? I mean, its hardly something you can warn him about and its hardly untimely.

I don't think I could kill or save anyone. I can just see an aging Jimi Hendrix or Cobain desperately struggling for relevence in todays music scene, and the sight is not a pleasant one. In fact, I may do the opposite of what most people are suggesting. I would find LZ the minute after they released Physical Graffiti and murder them all, I would find the Who after they released Whos Next and murder them too. I would murder Sabbath after they released Sabotage. I would leave a note by all the crime scenes saying "Trust me, their musical career after this was terrible - the future". Then all bands would have a threat to disband before they became shit.

Oh yea, one exception... I would also kill Kenny G. Fuck that guy.


I mean seriously, have you ever heard anything so vile in your life?