God is Chicken

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]

You get to the pearly gates or whatever and there it is, he is a chicken. Depending on how much chicken you eat, you may or may not be allowed into heaven.

So, how screwed are you?

(based off a Gary Larson Far Side comic strip I read awhile back)

[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Well, I am a vegetarian. But I eat a lot of eggs. So I don't know.

Also, I read the title of this thread in the Heavy's voice.

 

[Giest4life]

I'd just eat God then and absorb all his powers. God is now Me.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Does this make the Colonel the Devil.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Also, I read the title of this thread in the Heavy's voice.

+1 internets

 

[Bobic]

Uh, probably pretty screwed, damn colonel Sanders. Though, you didn't say which way the proportion lies. It could be, that from your description, you are rewarded for eating a lot of chicken (for giving chickens purpose or something). So I could be sorted.

 

[Jowe]

So having eaten more chicken is worse? I think it could be seen either way, since catholics literally consume the body and blood of christ.

OT I'd be screwed, chicken is one of my favourite meats

 

[adamthecg]

[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

lol

As to your question it depends on whether god wanted me to eat lots of chicken, or no chicken. And what about eggs?!

Either way if you include video game chickens, my behavior in all the Zelda games pretty much guarantees I'm not getting in...

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Presuming it has the brains as well as the form, not very.

Besides, chickens cannibalize all the time. Seems a bit hypocritical to judge me for eating them.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Presuming it has the brains as well as the form, not very.

Besides, chickens cannibalize all the time. Seems a bit hypocritical to judge me for eating them.

Religion seldom is generally hypocritical at times.

 

[Rawne1980]

I'd be completely screwed, so screwed i'd eat that chicken right then and there.

 

[LHZA]

What is God's ultimate plan in making himself a chicken? Why did he make himself so delicious? I think God wants us to eat him.

 

[Esotera]

I don't believe in chickens, so I suppose that means I'm automatically let in as I can never have eaten something that in my opinion doesn't exist?

 

[Matt King]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]


[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

you know they might take it better if you didn't call them fuckbuckets

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=2]REPENT[/HEADING]

Turkey is the way to salvation!

[sub][sub][sub]Yeah, I'm pretty screwed...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Jedoro]

I prefer beef, so I should be okay.

 

[Mau95]

Too bad god wasnt a pig, or the Jews and/or Muslims would have been right.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]


[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

you know they might take it better if you didn't call them fuckbuckets

Um, it's a reference to this. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uIVkhtU1Ls] While you're at it watch the first episode too

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Been vegan for a while. I'm safe.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dont know why only protestants would be upset and not christianity as a whole.

...

well Im not going to lie, I eat a lot of chicken, so Im probably screwed, but he probably should have made a mention not to eat chicken.