God is Chicken

[Shockolate]

Chicken or eternal damnation?

That's a no brainer.

See you in hell, gents!

 

[PunkyMcGee]

that depends. how self loathing is he? chicken is a staple in my diet so. it can go ether way based on that.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Uh...I'm literally eating chicken RIGHT NOW.

Also, about 90% of my diet for the past several months has consisted of chicken and eggs.

But you know what?

Totally worth it.

 

[SPARTANXIII]

[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL TO THE CHICKEN GOD!!!![/HEADING]

Pony joke aside (Sorry haters and all people annoyed with bronies and brony culture), I'd be pretty f--ked! One my staple meals is Chicken Goujons with noodles (Chicken flavoured in themselves), so I'm screwed from the start!

 

[Terminate421]

I love Chick-fil-a. Fuck me.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I am screwed. I eat a fair amount of chicken. D'oh well.

Gary Larson is pretty wierd and funny, though. All those ducks... the ducks, staring at you...

Also...

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]
[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

I may be a Protestant, but I'm not a fuckbucket! I can take jokes! Things like funny memes and shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass. And wouldn't it mostly be those very few uberconservative Catholics that would take umbrage? You know, nobody here?

 

[Shifty]

I am fucked. I have even killed and plucked the image of god myself on earth. Why did no one tell me this before.

 

[EvilPicnic]

No.

God is dog. Adam's rib is buried in the garden.

 

[DiMono]

I go through about 20 whole chickens a year. I don't think the outlook is too good for me.

However, since I'm an atheist, I'm in the clear anyway! Huzzah!

Also, if God is a chicken, then did he come before the egg?

Since God would have created everything, yes, the chicken would have come before the egg.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Wow, this thread is literally amazing.

On topic, I am more boned than I have ever been.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Well, i'll see you guys in hell then, most of what I eat is chicken.

 

[Greni]

[HEADING=2]REPENT[/HEADING]

Turkey is the way to salvation!

[sub][sub][sub]Yeah, I'm pretty screwed...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

All hail almighty Turkey!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Not much. Chicken is my least favorite meat of choice next to fish (long live the cow and pig), so most of the chicken I have is usually spread out, maybe three times a month.

But rotisserie chicken, fuck man, that's the finest bit of meat you can have.

 

[mikey7339]

Pretty much screwed...I eat chicken atleast every other day. Lean meat FTW!

 

[Benny Blanco]

So having eaten more chicken is worse? I think it could be seen either way, since catholics literally consume the body and blood of christ.

OT I'd be screwed, chicken is one of my favourite meats

Yeah, this. Chicken is the world's favourite meat. What kind of creator puts Her children, created in Her likeness on the planet, then makes them so darn tasty, before specifically ensuring that they're one of the few animals about which no food taboos exist?

 

[undeadexistentialist]

Being one of those tenacious veggie-tarians, I doubt YHWH would be too pissed with me. Then again, I said some really mean things about his cock-ness (I'm assuming he's a cock, it's a perfectly legitimate name for male chickens! And for dicks...), so...eh? 'course, proceeding to then BBQ him/it would put new meaning to the phrase "god is dead."

God is dead! We have slaughtered him, you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to pluck him, and sprinkle liberally with Cajun spices? Who gave us the bottle to drizzle him with barbecue sauce? What did we do when we roasted him in the oven at 180 degrees for an extended period of time? Whither are our taste buds moving now? Away from all the poultry? Are we not perpetually falling? Vegetarian, vegan, carnivore, in all directions? Is there any dietary preference left?

 

[Count Igor]

Well, I am a vegetarian. But I eat a lot of eggs.

I'm confused about how this works.. Do you not eat meat because of moral reasons, or because you just don't like meat, or what?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Mmmmmmmmmmm God. *drool*

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Being one of those tenacious veggie-tarians, I doubt YHWH would be too pissed with me. Then again, I said some really mean things about his cock-ness (I'm assuming he's a cock, it's a perfectly legitimate name for male chickens! And for dicks...), so...eh? 'course, proceeding to then BBQ him/it would put new meaning to the phrase "god is dead."

God is dead! We have slaughtered him, you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to pluck him, and sprinkle liberally with Cajun spices? Who gave us the bottle to drizzle him with barbecue sauce? What did we do when we roasted him in the oven at 180 degrees for an extended period of time? Whither are our taste buds moving now? Away from all the poultry? Are we not perpetually falling? Vegetarian, vegan, carnivore, in all directions? Is there any dietary preference left?

More like deitary preferences!
Thank you for this. It totally made my day!

 

[newwiseman]

Why would I want into heaven if I can't eat chicken?