God is Chicken

[Trooper924]

Well,chicken is one of my favorite foods, so yeah I'm basically screwed. (Still not going to stop me from eating some tonight).

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]


[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

you know they might take it better if you didn't call them fuckbuckets

If they haven't seen Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, they haven't lived.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING][sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

i feel obliged to say "you dick." because without Catholicism's anti-condom campaign i wouldnt exist.
and you forgot Catholics.
but are nice to Protestants.
who are fuckbuckets according to my nan.

also, i would be safe given my allergy to egg.

 

[katsumoto03]

Well I'm a vegetarian and I don't really like eggs so I am safe!

 

[captaincabbage]

Oh shit. Well, aside from not believing in God to begin with, I fuckin' love roast chicken.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Being one of those tenacious veggie-tarians, I doubt YHWH would be too pissed with me. Then again, I said some really mean things about his cock-ness (I'm assuming he's a cock, it's a perfectly legitimate name for male chickens! And for dicks...), so...eh? 'course, proceeding to then BBQ him/it would put new meaning to the phrase "god is dead."

 

[weker]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]


[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

you know they might take it better if you didn't call them fuckbuckets

If they haven't seen Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, they haven't lived.

Most abridged series I don't find very good, the only ones being FMA, Dragonball and yugioh ofc, I found Hellsing average.

 

[Snotnarok]

So, you're suggesting that everything tastes like God?

 

[Jegsimmons]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]

You get to the pearly gates or whatever and there it is, he is a chicken. Depending on how much chicken you eat, you may or may not be allowed into heaven.

So, how screwed are you?

(based off a Gary Larson Far Side comic strip I read awhile back)

[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

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[sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub]

that would be offensive if it made any sense....or wasn't just stupid.
(yes i have seen hellsing ultimate abridged....try useing that quote in better context)


well in answer to your question, i MIGHT be screwed, i eat more red meat than white meat.

 

[Macgyvercas]

God is a chicken? Oh crap, I'm boned.

I love chicken.

 

[cryogeist]

*takes another bite of chicken sandwich*
well shit...sorry God

 

[OmegaWarmech]

God is a chicken, Scootaloo is a chicken, therefore Scootaloo is God.

 

[NiPah]

I always knew McDonalds was going to send me to hell, just not in this way.

 

[DRTJR]

God is a chicken, Scootaloo is a chicken, therefore Scootaloo is God.

And that is why Scootaloo is so awesome, she is god.

 

[Alaster Angelo]

Fuck...

Chicken is my main source of meat, I never liked beef, pork, ham, or turkey, but I practically eat chicken every night. I'm pretty screwed.



Also, if God is a chicken, then did he come before the egg?

 

[TheScientificIssole]

God made them off his own design. LOL.
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
CULT CREATED!

 

[retyopy]

Mmm, chicken. I'd break out my sauce and eat him. Yum.

 

[Vault Citizen]

It is one of my favourite meats to eat so I'd probably be in trouble, unless I could convince him that the devil made me do it.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Shit......

I fucking love fried chicken, I just ate some! I'm fucked!

Wait! Do you get in for eating chicken or abstaining from chicken? Like it God chose the form of a chicken because he thought it was really good?

 

[MeatMachine]

A Far Side comic? That originated as a Calvin and Hobbes comic that Gary Larson parodied.