Is he still around? I'd assumed we'd driven the aggravating shit into the sea by now.SonicWaffle said:
Google Vs. The English
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Not only that, but he was given his own quiz show not long back! To be fair to him, he's at least aware of his own reputation - I read an interview where he said he didn't care about being a nasty Anne Robinson style quiz host, because "I'm already the most hated person in the country, so what have I got to lose?"Grey Carter said:
However I might feel about him personally, I can't deny that his show sometimes brings joy to my heart. It's like they found a way to make Jerry Springer scummier and funnier. Some of my favourites include "Is my step-brother my dad?" and "Our relationship just hasn't been the same since my boyfriend was hit in the head with a hammer". My all-time favourite was a little gem buried in a rant Jeremy was having at some scumbag kid with behaviour problems. Having only tuned in halfway through, I have absolutely no sense of context for the statement, which makes it all the more hilarious;
"You threatened your nan! You smoke drugs! You attacked your sister! You chased a dog!"
Hey, if calling Piers Morgan a **** is good enough for Stephen Fry, it's good enough for you.Grey Carter said:Their expressions seemed right. I did considering breaking out a picture of Piers Morgan, but that wouldn't be professional.SonicWaffle said:The temptation to write out a reply using the word **** instead of every instance of punctuation was so tempting, but I don't want to attract the wrath of the banhammer.Grey Carter said:
Why, by the way, are you using Mitchell & Webb to represent Englishmen? Are you saying they are typical specimins, or that they're cunts?
Once again, we ride to battle.
For ENGLAND!!
I don't think many people in England will care about this. I think a lot of people in England who use the internet will be on facebook and those who really want to know the definition of being English would rather use a dictionary.
For ENGLAND!!
I don't think many people in England will care about this. I think a lot of people in England who use the internet will be on facebook and those who really want to know the definition of being English would rather use a dictionary.
I think we shoud take back the word ****.
As a british person I can use the word ****... You non-english can't, it's our word.
As in "My cunts and I, drinking our cuppas. We aren't concerned with the filth because we have batons too and we will bust up a **** in our overly-small and poorly insulated house"
And personally I think Mitchelland Webb are great examples of british people.
As a british person I can use the word ****... You non-english can't, it's our word.
As in "My cunts and I, drinking our cuppas. We aren't concerned with the filth because we have batons too and we will bust up a **** in our overly-small and poorly insulated house"
And personally I think Mitchelland Webb are great examples of british people.
Y'see, it?s not that the English don?t care, it?s just that we used to own a sizable portion of the planets landmass.
Imperialist-spawned racism, sexism and bastardidity aside, it?s provided us with an air of security.
So when Johnny Foreigner takes a swing at Britannia, we just smile knowingly. Do what you want, we?re English and proud.
Hence, we laugh.
Good trick though.
Imperialist-spawned racism, sexism and bastardidity aside, it?s provided us with an air of security.
So when Johnny Foreigner takes a swing at Britannia, we just smile knowingly. Do what you want, we?re English and proud.
Hence, we laugh.
Good trick though.
I don't think there's any difference, given this definition I found on Google.SonicWaffle said:Why, by the way, are you using Mitchell & Webb to represent Englishmen? Are you saying they are typical specimins, or that they're cunts?
Beat me to it, damn you...Pallindromemordnillap said:Quick, I need a picture of Vince from Mongrels now!
"Did you just call me a c***?"
OT - So this is what the taxpayer is paying Alex Salmond to do on a slow day huh?
Touche, sir. Touche.Zachary Amaranth said:I don't think there's any difference, given this definition I found on Google.SonicWaffle said:Why, by the way, are you using Mitchell & Webb to represent Englishmen? Are you saying they are typical specimins, or that they're cunts?
i think it depends where in the uk you are from. or maybe more what class you are, i grew up in a poor bit of london and **** was on a par with "git" or "wanker" it was never used as a super offensive word.
it was only years later when hanging with some more middle class people did i find people feeling it was a more taboo word
it was only years later when hanging with some more middle class people did i find people feeling it was a more taboo word
