Google Vs. The English

[AgentLampshade]

If you type "define a Scottish person" the second result is the wiki page for assault.

Hurrah?

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

What do we get for american?
"Fat Ass"

Fucking lucky english, I'd rather be called something I am not with words people seldom use, rather than words I am not that people use all the time.

 

[ckam]

Ah, Zero Punctuation. That's fun.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

haha ****? really? i use that word all the time as jokingly as possible. use it in every sense to "cunterrific, cuntly, cuntlike, cuntocious" just soo many ways to use it in such a satisfying way...

i mean really, this is quite hilarious.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I honestly don't understand why calling someone a **** is worse than calling someone a dick... what's the difference?

It's because most women tend to get offended far easier than men

erm here...

take my flame shield, it's quite effective against feminazi tanks that are bound to crush you

 

[Dascylus]

Love the Mitchell and Webb image.
I'm not sure if it was insulting the English, or they were saying the word **** defines us because of how frequently it's said. **** has lost it's sting here just as much as all of the other swears. In fact, we don't really 'rank' our swears all that much apart from on national television.

I think we shoud take back the word ****.
As a british person I can use the word ****... You non-english can't, it's our word.
As in "My cunts and I, drinking our cuppas. We aren't concerned with the filth because we have batons too and we will bust up a **** in our overly-small and poorly insulated house"

And personally I think Mitchelland Webb are great examples of british people.

This fine **** knows where it's at.

Though I would like to remove 3 words from the common vocabulary...
Basically, blatantly and Init.
As in: Basically it's blatantly out of order, init.

 

[lee1287]

Lol.. Well, if you cant laugh at yourself.