Gordon Freeman is addicted to morphine.

[OurGloriousLeader]

Marcus Fenix has erectile dysfunction due to steroid abuse.

Master Chief smells really, really bad.

Anything else we should know?

 

[Flap Jack452]

Captain Price uses 3 bottles of hair gel a morning for his mustache.

And, what makes you say Freeman is addicted to morphine?

 

[Avatar Roku]

Captain Price uses 3 bottles of hair gel a morning for his mustache.

And, what makes you say Freeman is addicted to morphine?

"Automatic Medical Systems activated. Morphine administered". His suit says that if you get hurt.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Captain Price uses 3 bottles of hair gel a morning for his mustache.

And, what makes you say Freeman is addicted to morphine?

*Beep Beep Beep* Morphine Administered

 

[Gerazzi]

didn't catch that.
____ Shepard abuses his/her powers for teh ladiezzzz

 

[Flishiz]

Travis Touchdown has hair on his palms

 

[bowserboy26578]

Kratos' balls are eternally blue from not wearing pants.

 

[shatnershaman]

Mario's family is worried, he is still in the hospital after 24 years from a Psilocybin mushroom induced coma.

 

[Aqualung]

Ganondorf's eyebrow is actually a caterpillar.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Ganondorf's curse on Link has revealed itself in the form on taking away Link's voice box, but he can't tell anyone to help him fix it.

 

[pha kin su pah]

Travis Touchdown has hair on his palms

So does everybody else.....

 

[Shadow Law]

If Gordon Freeman could all of a suddenly talk he wouldn't stop swearing at his friends for making him do the things he does.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Princess Peach lacks political experience.

 

[Jagers1994]

Mario's family is worried, he is still in the hospital after 24 years from a Psilocybin mushroom induced coma.

More like a couple death caps

 

[GyroCaptain]

I like this thread.

Niko Bellic is secretly funded by Just For Men.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Cloud Strife is sponsored by Axe, they supply his hair product.

Mr.T is filing suit against Barret Wallace, claiming that Barret stole his trademark image.

 

[elricik]

Faith from Mirrors Edge abuses Meth. Its the only explanation for how she can run so fast.

 

[shatnershaman]

E.T has reached his home planet by piling unsold E.T game cartridges.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Bowser is merely trying to save peach from an abusive relationship.