One of Umbrella Corp's lesser known experiments was a gas that induced stilted speech and poor motor skills... the product has been abandoned.
I am so certain this is canon.Shadow Law said:If Gordon Freeman could all of a suddenly talk he wouldn't stop swearing at his friends for making him do the things he does.
"Fracture detected, administering, morphine..."Flap Jack452 said:Captain Price uses 3 bottles of hair gel a morning for his mustache.
And, what makes you say Freeman is addicted to morphine?
That last one... BLEW MY MIND... I refuse to believe that's possible...UpSkirtDistress said:Lightsabers don't actually make that shooshy noise its just the people that hold them.
Star Fox is actually a metaphor for communism.
Someone who completed "Through the Fire and the Flames" on expert has actually had sex.
Trust me its not, the highest levels of sarcasm intended.steve141761 said:That last one... BLEW MY MIND... I refuse to believe that's possible...UpSkirtDistress said:Lightsabers don't actually make that shooshy noise its just the people that hold them.
Star Fox is actually a metaphor for communism.
Someone who completed "Through the Fire and the Flames" on expert has actually had sex.